Jokes » State fan, UNC Fan and Priest
A NC State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every
UNC fan he saw strutting down the street in their
obnoxious powder blue colors. He would swerve his van as if to
hit them, and swerve back, just missing them.
One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He
thought he would do a good deed, and he pulled over. He asked the priest,
"Where are you going Father?"
"I'm going to conduct Mass at St. Joseph's church, about
5 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem Father, Climb in, I'll give you a lift!"
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they
continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw a UNC fan walking down
the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him...
But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy,
he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where
the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but
didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the
priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that UNC fan."
"That's OK," replied the priest, I got him with the
submitted by EVroccck on Friday, September 27 at 2:18 PM