A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said bursting into tears. "Promise you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
Sobbing, the boy replied: "When I was 6, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was 7, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was 8, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa Claus' speech."
"If you are going to tell me now that grown ups don't get laid, I'll have nothing else to live for"
submitted by djeternal on Thursday, January 28 at 1:02 PM