spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Set in the late 21st century, a subculture of humans have emerged who have been modified genetically by a vampire-like disease (Hemophagia), giving them enhanced speed, incredible stamina and acute intelligence, and as they are set apart from "normal" and "healthy" humans, the world is pushed to the brink of worldwide civil war (a war between humans and hemophages) aimed at the destruction of the "diseased" population. In the middle of this crossed-fire is - an infected woman - Ultraviolet (played by Milla Jovovich), who finds herself protecting a nine-year-old boy who has been marked for death by the human government as he is believed to be a threat to humans." |
I just saw the trailer for this tonight.
This may well be the shittiest movie of all time. And I'll be there to see it because it's got Milla Jovovich.1/24/2006 1:39:42 AM |
Smath74 All American 93278 Posts user info edit post |
Milla Jovovich is HOTTT 1/24/2006 1:40:59 AM |
dzags18 All American 5694 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha looks terrible. I like that they used the matrix music in the trailer though. 1/24/2006 1:46:27 AM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 1/29/2006 1:18:34 PM |
wilso All American 14657 Posts user info edit post |
oh yea, i'll be seein this one. 1/29/2006 1:58:45 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I was watching the previews when I went to go see Underworld....and I kept thinking to myself how bad this movie was probably going to be and that I might rent it at some point just because of Milla.
But then the preview was ending and the title for the movie came up......ULTRAVIOLET!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing. Horrible. 1/29/2006 2:23:31 PM |
keefus All American 15551 Posts user info edit post |
VIOLET YOU'RE TURNING VIOLET VIOLET! 1/29/2006 9:21:48 PM |
zeus77 Veteran 278 Posts user info edit post |
she has really small boobies. 1/29/2006 11:08:27 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
she has really smallhot boobies. 2/10/2006 2:54:56 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
If you wanna see Milla and a decent movie at the same time, I'd suggest "Dummy".
It's not great, but it's not bad, either.
KLEZMER! 2/10/2006 3:02:14 AM |
timswar All American 41050 Posts user info edit post |
doesn't look any worse than aeon flux or van helsing or underworld 2 or any of the other similarly styled movies... 2/10/2006 7:06:25 AM |
keefus All American 15551 Posts user info edit post |
her only weakness is that she has to get naked for 3 seconds during the movie. 2/10/2006 8:42:10 AM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
It sounds to me that the producers and whoever are counting on you to watch this movie BECAUSE it has Milla Jovovich.
And that's all and fine, I love Milla as much as the next straight red-blooded American male. But when the only nice feature about a movie is its lead actress, you know that it will be crap-tastic. 2/10/2006 11:01:36 AM |
Beardawg61 Trauma Specialist 15492 Posts user info edit post |
I'm gonna see it.
And I'd hit Milla Jovovich like it ain't no thing. 2/10/2006 4:18:00 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
anybody4mod 2/12/2006 6:36:57 PM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
seriously
i'm gonna get blamed for this 2/12/2006 6:52:53 PM |
PinkandBlack Suspended 10517 Posts user info edit post |
she looks so hot in the commercials
woah, momma 2/12/2006 6:55:20 PM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
ill watch it 2/12/2006 7:13:14 PM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
Ill watch it 2/13/2006 12:15:59 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
we got it the first time B 2/13/2006 12:22:32 AM |
Lionheart I'm Eggscellent 12775 Posts user info edit post |
the matrix has ruined action movies 2/13/2006 12:36:10 AM |
Woodfoot All American 60354 Posts user info edit post |
because they were doing so well before 1999? 2/13/2006 12:59:51 AM |
FeverRed All American 8499 Posts user info edit post |
It sounds like a cross between Blade and Resident Evil Fuck a vampire movie/book/play/comic book/anything. It's old. Every idea for vampires has been done and done to death. 2/13/2006 9:43:59 AM |
AlliePaige All American 4510 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "And I'll be there to see it because it's got Milla Jovovich." |
she's my favorite 2/13/2006 11:41:09 AM |
BIGswoll187 All American 3729 Posts user info edit post |
but seriously though somebody needs to beat that game so i can see what happens after the 10 guy online game at the website 2/14/2006 4:44:30 AM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
1) Looks like a rip off of Equilibrium
2) Nudity?
Just looked it up, and its directed by the same guy who did Equilibrium.
[Edited on February 14, 2006 at 2:24 PM. Reason : .] 2/14/2006 2:18:41 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
It's kind of funny to accuse something of being a ripoff of Equilibrium, since Equilibrium is nothing more than a ripoff of about ten different things. 2/14/2006 2:26:35 PM |
Mr. Joshua Swimfanfan 43948 Posts user info edit post |
^ true dat 2/14/2006 2:36:19 PM |
Money_Jones Ohhh Farts 12521 Posts user info edit post |
i bet its gonna have good action sequences, i'm gonna see it.
wasnt there a short lived miniseries or something on sci-fi called Ultraviolet awhile back?? 2/15/2006 6:24:16 PM |
cyrion All American 27139 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "because they were doing so well before 1999?" |
van damme or seagal, the choices are endless (throw in a bruce willis now and then to keep it interesting).2/15/2006 6:37:55 PM |
CarZin patent pending 10527 Posts user info edit post |
How can none of you not see the similarity of Resident Evil? I mean, same voice overs, same girl, and the corporation even seems the same. Might as well call this one RE3. 2/15/2006 7:15:21 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, but her hair changes color. 2/16/2006 12:55:26 AM |
fuckshitfuck All American 635 Posts user info edit post |
I just wanna know why they fucking keep making these movies. but ill prolly see it when its at the buckfiddy.
[Edited on February 16, 2006 at 5:32 PM. Reason : pooped iun my pants] 2/16/2006 5:31:25 PM |
Supplanter supple anteater 21831 Posts user info edit post |
my physics prof said that some deer can see ultraviolet... making deer watch bad movies seems like animal cruelty to me
who would win in a fight 100 zombies or 1 vampire?
[Edited on February 16, 2006 at 6:03 PM. Reason : .] 2/16/2006 6:03:16 PM |
PackMan92 All American 8284 Posts user info edit post |
Aeon Flux? 2/16/2006 6:19:50 PM |
wolfpack23 Veteran 402 Posts user info edit post |
Aeon Flux sucked..and this will suck; but yeah..Mila is hott 2/16/2006 9:42:43 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Opens today. 3/3/2006 1:57:56 PM |
StoneGuy All American 1391 Posts user info edit post |
Just saw it..
Good soundtrack (reminds me a little of the Island soundtrack)... Incredible action sequences... good special effects.
The Plot? The premise was interesting and had potential, but they could have done much much better with it. The execution of the plot and the majority of the acting was rather sub-par, IMO. But it did keep my attention the entire time, so I guess that's worth something. 3/3/2006 4:54:58 PM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Fuck a vampire movie/book/play/comic book/anything. It's old. Every idea for vampires has been done and done to death." |
One of the professors in LCW has banned any material about vampires from being turned in for class, because no matter what it is, it's been done.3/3/2006 4:58:00 PM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Good soundtrack (reminds me a little of the Island soundtrack)" |
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA3/3/2006 5:45:54 PM |
supercalo All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Aeon Flux sucked..and this will suck; but yeah..Mila is hott" |
PHHHSSSSHH to all of you. This movie is gonna rock. Fifth Element anyone?3/3/2006 6:11:09 PM |
V0LC0M All American 21263 Posts user info edit post |
5th element rocked 3/3/2006 6:33:17 PM |
Charybdisjim All American 5486 Posts user info edit post |
Ahahaha, this movie is mis-classified. It's a comedy. 3/4/2006 2:03:30 AM |
statefan24 All American 9157 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10004504-ultraviolet/
OMG IT SUX, WHAT A SURPRISE.
when they don't let critics see early screenings, that's NOT a good sign. 3/4/2006 2:11:36 AM |
supercalo All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""Kurt Wimmer's film epitomizes just about everything wrong with post-Matrix, comic book-/video-game-inspired, Hong Kong-action-style sci-fi thrillers." -- Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE'S MOVIE GUIDE" |
Way to ruin the moment McDonag you fuck.
[Edited on March 4, 2006 at 2:27 AM. Reason : I'll still rent it though]3/4/2006 2:17:41 AM |
keefus All American 15551 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The film's fight choreographer and Kurt Wimmer had some slight disagreement on how the martial art Gun Kata should be performed on screen. You can see little friendly jabs to the choreographer in the film. When Kurt Wimmer performs the Kata at the beginning, you see it's very fluid and smooth. The way it is actually used in the film is very rigid with a few flowing moves thrown in. Also, in Angus MacFayden's speech to the Clerics in training, he says "each fluid position", slightly stressing the word "fluid". Wimmer wanted Gun Kata to be smooth, soft-style. The choreographer, trained in hard-style karate among other things, modified the original gun Kata slightly, and because of budgetary restraints, that's the version we see in the final film. Wimmer has said his own vision of gun Kata can be seen in most of it's glory in his next film, Ultraviolet." |
http://imdb.com/title/tt0238380/trivia
Quote : | "It's kind of funny to accuse something of being a ripoff of Equilibrium, since Equilibrium is nothing more than a ripoff of about ten different things." |
its kind of funny that you single Equilibrium out like that, since most movies are ripoffs of about 10 or more things. theres a fine line between ripoff and reference.
[Edited on March 4, 2006 at 11:14 AM. Reason : ]3/4/2006 11:14:07 AM |
spöokyjon ℵ 18617 Posts user info edit post |
The reason I "single Equilibrium out like that" is because it's pertinent to the discussion.
It's not like I have this huge love of sickengly derivative films, but I arbitrarily hate on Equilibrium for no reason. It's a piece of shit. It's not the only one around, though. 3/4/2006 11:16:48 AM |
Stein All American 19842 Posts user info edit post |
Yo, in Equilibrium, when he slaps the two guys' guns, they reverse, and he shoots them in the face
That's just hot. 3/4/2006 1:47:37 PM |
Thorsten All American 1809 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Ultraviolet (2006) Poster
More like….Ultra….Suck it!
WOW…..what can I say about this movie that I haven’t already said about Wolf Creek. I told you about how much Wolf Creek sucks….So I will tell you about how much Ultraviolet blows. Katrina doesn’t have anything on Ultraviolet. This movie blows more than Richard Simmons on speed in San Francisco during Spring time. It blows more than….horns….at a…..Jazz Festival….yeah.
I think you get the point.
My favorite quote of the movie, “You got Hemo-Blood on me, IT IS ON!”
Avoid this movie at all cost. Even if you are stoned and visiting Blockbusters and you are like….”hey, she’s hot, and she has a knife”….no, that’s a sword you idiot stoner…
AVOID IT
If you wanted to watch this movie, go see Equilibrium instead, that movie is awesome. " |
Quote : | "Have you ever wondered what Equilibrium would be like if they’d had a bigger budget and replaced Christien Bale with a fashion model? Well, you don’t have to wonder anymore, because Ultra Violet came out this weekend.
Seriously, the similarities are amazing, even taking into account Kurt Wimmer directed both. It’s like looking at an artist’s painting of his own charcoal sketch. In this case, the sketch is the superior work. The dialogue for Ultra Violet is boring, inconsistent, and, at some points, down right painful. The incoherent, underdeveloped plot is worse than the dialoged, and anyone who tries to tell you that it’s just deep… well, they probably liked the second Matrix movie better than the first. Actually, you would probably enjoy Ultra Violet if you liked all the long fight scenes from the last two Matrix movies, and, man, you’d better, because the first and last quarters of Ultra Violet are nothing but fighting punctuated by one bad line after another." |
two opinions from http://www.moviesbythor.com
seriously folks, if you liked this movie, i mean, thats cool. I got to watch it for free and i felt it wasn't worth my time3/6/2006 3:36:47 AM |
DROD900 All American 24658 Posts user info edit post |
THIS MOVIE WAS, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN
DO NOT GO SEE IT IN THE THEATRE, IM WARNING YOU NOW
the fight scenes are ridiculously fake...I know that all fight scenes in movies are "fake" but when you have one woman with a sword fighting 10+ men wielding guns at a time, you would think that the men would stand back and shoot from a distance instead of running towards to girl before deciding to attack.
the lines in the movie are incredibly cliche
the plot itself is even hard to understand/pick out, it took me a while to even understand what and why she was doing what she was doing
PLEASE DO NOT GO SEE THIS MOVIE, IT WILL ONLY COAX HOLLYWOOD INTO THINKING THAT IT WAS A SUCCESS AND THAT THEY SHOULD MAKE A SEQUEL
you can thank me later 3/6/2006 6:48:01 PM |