heard it on the radio, supposedly the school is in contact and has offered up to $2 million a year

4/4/2006 7:23:21 PM

100% true

4/4/2006 7:23:48 PM

we could only hope...

4/4/2006 7:24:18 PM

Yeah, I didn't want the job, so they went to the next best option

4/4/2006 7:24:21 PM

HA HA

4/4/2006 7:24:28 PM

o for the love of god

4/4/2006 7:24:58 PM

It seems that James Naismith was frozen when he died. We have offered to bring him back to life, AND pay him $2 mil per year to coach.

What a glorious day!

4/4/2006 7:27:30 PM

wtf

is this true

4/4/2006 7:28:33 PM

god i hope not

4/4/2006 7:29:12 PM

4/4/2006 7:29:17 PM

HE HAS ALL OF THOSE RED SWEATERS FROM INDIANA THAT HE CAN BRING WITH HIM!

4/4/2006 7:29:31 PM

no.. because he didnt post this in the "realistic" coaches thread...

4/4/2006 7:29:37 PM

I just got word from Tommy B. that we are going to dig up Valvano's coffin and just sit it on the sidelines as our new coach. We'll duct tape a tape player to the side with a bunch of his 'isms pre-recorded.

4/4/2006 7:29:41 PM

^lolololol

4/4/2006 7:31:07 PM

it was on sports talk radio this afternoon.. i didnt feel like searching through 16 pages of the other thread to see if it had been posted

4/4/2006 7:32:07 PM

We are going to digitally merge the faces of Dean Smith and Mike Ksarawrgasaki together and print out a picture of it. then tape it onto the head of an inflatable doll.

We will be national champs by January.

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 7:33 PM. Reason : tape]

4/4/2006 7:32:36 PM

lock

4/4/2006 7:38:29 PM

nat'l champs of what tourney in january?

4/4/2006 7:40:04 PM

The Super Bowl

4/4/2006 7:41:35 PM

I heard on the radio we might go after Pat Riley. supposedly we offered him like 2.5 mil, I heard he was gonna take it.

4/4/2006 7:42:09 PM

I heard we offerred patrick ewing 3.5 million





























bananas

4/4/2006 7:44:46 PM

someone should ask him for a coach recommendation

4/4/2006 7:44:55 PM

Quote :

"nat'l champs of what tourney in january?"

Obviously you didn't comprehend my joke in that statement.

You didn't "see what I did there" so to speak.

I meant, that we would be so good, that they would give us the championship in the middle of the season. In a sarcastic way that is.

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 7:57 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2006 7:47:53 PM

I see what you did there

4/4/2006 7:50:06 PM

diarrhea of the mouth

4/4/2006 7:56:55 PM

Quote :

"I heard we offerred patrick ewing 3.5 million bananas "

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

4/4/2006 8:14:59 PM

so i hear we have a lottery

4/4/2006 8:22:19 PM

I hear John Fox is gonna coach NCSU basketball and Panthers football at the same time. Because he is John Fox.

4/4/2006 9:37:41 PM

lol,

My dream choices were bob knight and pitino

everyone laughed at me

I guess thats why they are morons

4/4/2006 10:06:13 PM

aha

ILL TAKE IT!

4/4/2006 10:09:47 PM

Bob Knight would never be my dream choice. He was a nightmare back in the day and he is even more so now. Anybody have a chair? I feel like throwing one.

4/4/2006 10:14:01 PM

^

I forgot, we should go for ivy league school graduates who excel at bad recruting and boring offenses.

4/4/2006 11:24:01 PM

because the only alternative to knight is his polar opposite

4/4/2006 11:24:49 PM

^^ who are you referring to?

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ,]

4/4/2006 11:24:58 PM

^^He COULD probablly handle the haters...

No, I do not endorse this thread.

4/4/2006 11:26:38 PM

herb did not attend an ivy league school

4/4/2006 11:26:46 PM

hence the upgrade

4/4/2006 11:27:58 PM

BUT HERB MADE THE SWEET SIXTEEN ZOMG

4/4/2006 11:29:01 PM

Texas Tech didn't even make the tournament this season

4/4/2006 11:29:35 PM

I JUST WANT SOMEONE THAT CAN BEAT DUKE AND UNC AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

see it works both ways

4/4/2006 11:30:11 PM

I wonder how well texas tech would have done against texas near the end of the season. Oh wait i do know, granted im sure texas tech has 10 times the recruiting strength of ncsu so im sure good coaching wasnt an influence.

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 11:30 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2006 11:30:11 PM

but they were on ESPN

4/4/2006 11:30:11 PM

Quote :

"Texas Tech didn't even make the tournament this season"

Yes, but Bob Knight, much like NC State used to be great.

And god knows you've got to cling to that.

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 11:30 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2006 11:30:30 PM

didn't State win the NCAA's in the 70s or something?

4/4/2006 11:31:50 PM

^

Yeah lets hire that coach

durka durr

4/4/2006 11:32:47 PM

Quote :

"I JUST WANT SOMEONE THAT CAN BEAT DUKE AND UNC AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS"

I agree with Jonhguth on this one sarcastically.

4/4/2006 11:42:12 PM

id rather beat unc once a year

as opposed to beating cal

who the fuck cares about beating cal

4/4/2006 11:44:41 PM

Knight is the man, period

Would love to see him take a ball and punt it across the RBC

^exactly, we don't even recuit against cal., beating them doesn't mean nearly as much

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 11:46 PM. Reason : .]

4/4/2006 11:44:42 PM

Quote :

"who the fuck cares about beating cal"

4/4/2006 11:50:15 PM