I was out of it and not interested in any of the girls at the bar last night and made the mistake of drunk dialing my ex-girlfriend at almost two in the morning. I told her I was drunk and needed a ride home.

She picked me up and we went to her place where we just started fucking like rabbits. Afterwards she said that she still feels like she can be more honest with me than with anyone else. She says her boyfriend right now doesnt seem to have the same connection with her that we did.

I felt like I could be really honest then and told her I made a mistake and I don't know if i might have gotten a girl pregnant She got really pissed off and told me to get the fuck out. She kicked me out at 4 in the fucking morning, and I had to wait 20 minutes in the cold waiting for a cab to show up.

The fucked up thing is that now I kind of miss her.

4/6/2008 9:41:07 AM

you're lucky

I would have much rather been with an ex gf last night than the stupid ass chick I went home with

4/6/2008 9:42:59 AM

Surely I can't be the only one that's noticed that like 90% of the posts from The Judge and colter are just setting each other up to talk about how much they get laid?

4/6/2008 9:45:39 AM

Quote :

"Well I lied about pretty much everything except my name, so I hope that helps"

-The Judge

4/6/2008 9:46:14 AM

I hope you nutted up in your Ex, that way you could possibly have 2 love-children out there.

4/6/2008 9:47:13 AM

Well my ex and I basically never use condoms because she's on bc

4/6/2008 9:50:31 AM

bc and no condoms ftw

4/6/2008 9:51:56 AM

I agree, it makes sex feel more "honest" to me. The problem is that now i'm not handling it so well. We talked about how it was just sex at the time but now I can't get her out of my head.

4/6/2008 9:52:57 AM

Wonder what soap opera / Lifetime Movie of the Week / Penthouse Forum this story was lifted from?

4/6/2008 9:55:00 AM

Hahah, you young kids have to use bc. Middle aged men have low sperm count, I've had unprotected sex with my guy for years and never got pregnant.

4/6/2008 9:55:36 AM

I know, I've been told I have really good cum.

4/6/2008 9:56:22 AM

I'm debating if I should call her and try to get her breakfast as a "thank you" for last night

4/6/2008 10:04:37 AM

That sounds like a wonderful idea! Take her out for waffles and coffee.

4/6/2008 10:10:00 AM

you mean chicken and waffles

4/6/2008 10:12:32 AM

sigh

my g/f is a whore

how long should I tolerate it

4/6/2008 10:13:25 AM

if you go pick her up for breakfast, you might get a 'morning after' fuck before heading to get the food

4/6/2008 10:15:16 AM

She won't answer my calls






WTF

4/6/2008 10:22:05 AM

awww

that's a shame


really

4/6/2008 10:22:36 AM

You're gonna have to go ahead and leave her with a wet ass and some Chinese food

4/6/2008 10:22:41 AM

^^^didnt you say she has another boyfriend?

why would you want her back

she cheated on him

what would stop her from cheating on you?

4/6/2008 10:24:44 AM

Quote :

"Afterwards she said that she still feels like she can be more honest with me than with anyone else. She says her boyfriend right now doesnt seem to have the same connection with her that we did."

4/6/2008 10:26:57 AM

but you still managed to fuck it up and get kicked out

gg, brah, gg

4/6/2008 10:29:20 AM

You wouldn't understand this kind of shit chemb b, you faggo bitch. You're still a virgin arent you? You wouldnt understand the "Politics of Pussy".

Its complex.


There's rules to this shit, and right now I think I'm starting to lose my grip on it. I mean, on one hand I know she must be into me still by the things she said, and how mad she got when i brought up the other girl. I don't want to tip my hand and let her know that I felt a "connection" with her with the sex and talk.

4/6/2008 10:32:59 AM

so that makes it ok to fuck you while she is with him?

4/6/2008 10:34:02 AM

You presume too much, J dge, far too much.

Someday, you'll understand.

4/6/2008 10:35:44 AM

Quote :

"Fuck you don't call me. Take your whore out for breakfast"

Thats the text message she just sent me

4/6/2008 10:38:36 AM

respond with

"you and your boyfriend come and we'll make it a double date."

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 10:39 AM. Reason : ...]

4/6/2008 10:38:58 AM

I wonder if that would be a good idea. Something tells me she still loves me

4/6/2008 10:42:43 AM

keep telling yourself that

4/6/2008 10:43:05 AM

I thought everyone knew The Judge and The Jury are colter's alisas.....I guess he just likes talking to himself.

4/6/2008 10:47:09 AM

well it's safe to say that the judge isn't evan

4/6/2008 10:54:44 AM

If I say I love her will she see me?

I"m really torn right now

4/6/2008 11:05:16 AM

OK! She finally answered the phone and we talked. I told her we just need to sort out what happened last night. She said that she might have been a bit harsh kicking me out in the cold. We're going to meet up for lunch...

4/6/2008 11:31:42 AM

dude your ex is a whore - think about the other dude, she's totally shitting on him right now

4/6/2008 11:46:17 AM

does her current boyfriend know

you really need to tell her that before you guys even talk that she needs to get rid of him

or all this is going to turn into one big mess

or you will post sometime in the near future on how your gf fucked some dude last night b/c she felt more of a "connection" with him than you. It's a vicious cycle dude but this just sounds like you are getting back involved with some crazy bitch that is going to hurt you down the road.

4/6/2008 11:46:25 AM

Your fake ex-gf is a whore. No doubt she was slobbing at least one dude off while ya'll were dating.

4/6/2008 11:48:11 AM

No of course she hasn't told her boyfriend anything.

Alright, I'm headed out


WISH ME LUCK!

4/6/2008 12:00:08 PM

god dammit dweller

4/6/2008 12:16:27 PM

Quote :

"Surely I can't be the only one that's noticed that like 90% of the posts from The Judge and colter are just setting each other up to talk about how much they get laid?"

hahaha

4/6/2008 12:18:53 PM

Quote :

"The fucked up thing is that now I kind of miss her."

You bitch.

4/6/2008 12:28:20 PM

Sex with two different women two nights in a row. God, it must suck to be you.

4/6/2008 12:35:32 PM

Quote :

"I felt like I could be really honest then and told her I made a mistake and I don't know if i might have gotten a girl pregnant She got really pissed off and told me to get the fuck out."

Why would she be that pissed at you for possibly impregnating someone?

4/6/2008 1:34:39 PM

This thread is going places, I can feel it.

4/6/2008 2:09:36 PM

yeah, downhill

4/6/2008 2:11:15 PM

Quote :

"Surely I can't be the only one that's noticed that like 90% of the posts from The Judge and colter are just setting each other up to talk about how much they get laid?"

Surely I can't be the only one that's noticed that like 90% of the posts from El Nacho are just bitching about people who really don't matter at all.

4/6/2008 2:11:18 PM

silly judge

vaginas don't hold food

4/6/2008 2:16:26 PM

Quote :

"god dammit dweller"

4/6/2008 2:25:45 PM

great thread.

4/6/2008 2:27:45 PM

4/6/2008 2:29:00 PM

set em up

[Edited on April 6, 2008 at 2:30 PM. Reason : .]

4/6/2008 2:29:47 PM