Today we salute you, nael, crappy owner of T-Dub
(nael, crappy owner of T-Dub)
Fellow users hoped to have an owner that cared about the well being of the site, and would fix minor inconveniences when needed. Boy were we wrong.
(We were high!)
Instead we get ads to work in Asia, get an MBA, and to try out suction tires.
(Karate Glove!)
Your great wisdom told you to stop visiting the site, and to let the inmates run the asylum. Who cares anyway? No one can quit T-Dub.
(I'm rich, biatch!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, entrepreneur. 'Cause we all know, this site is going to hell, and it's all your fault.
(nael, crappy owner of T-Dub!)

Next one coming tomorrow when I feel like it.

7/13/2009 11:12:36 PM

Oh I like what you've done here.

10/10.

Perhaps our new overlords will fix this place up, or at least put on a new coat of paint.

7/13/2009 11:14:41 PM

Nice.

7/13/2009 11:14:49 PM

Take your time

7/13/2009 11:15:11 PM

7/13/2009 11:16:34 PM

I didn't laugh

7/13/2009 11:16:58 PM

^5

And I, for one, welcome our new kaiju overlords.

[Edited on July 14, 2009 at 4:55 AM. Reason : [image]]

7/14/2009 4:53:23 AM

Quote :

"Oh I like what you've done here. 10/10. "

7/14/2009 7:06:50 AM

Quote :

"Oh I like what you've done here. 10/10. "

7/14/2009 8:16:03 AM

except nael doesn't own the place and hasn't for a while

7/14/2009 8:16:35 AM

^who does now?

7/14/2009 11:00:48 AM

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7/14/2009 11:16:44 AM

Today we salute you, BubbleBobble, the creepy guy
(BubbleBobble the creepy guy)
A social misfit, you and the Euphalo gang used to give many a user plenty of grief with some of the dumbest shit ever posted. I hope you were high.
(Some of the time!)
You pride yourself on your ability to play video games from the 80's and 90's. P.S., it's 2009.
(Mario Kart mayhem!)
You've run off many girls on this site with your exceptional e-game skills. You're always sure to make sure that every girl is recognized and welcome.
(She told me to come over!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light and grab some vasoline. 'Cause we all know the only action you're getting is with the help of your hand while you watch cartoon porn.
(BubbleBobble the creepy guy!)

7/14/2009 11:55:05 PM

Hahah I'd prefer an audio knockoff but this will have to do.

7/15/2009 12:16:28 AM

7/15/2009 12:20:02 AM

Today we salute you, gunzz, master of e-game
(gunzz master of e-game)
He scours the site, waiting for those new female users that were unfortunate enough to post a picture of themselves and actually look cute.
(I rate her a six!)
A first class responder, he's sure to give her attention and keep her inbox green.
(You've got mail!)
A world class protector, he won't hesitate to use his mod abilities to keep away the other scumbags of T-dub that would tarnish her good name.
(Not in my house!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, gunzz. Because as often as you try, you're bound to hook a sucker eventually.
(gunzz master of e-game!)

7/15/2009 11:50:57 PM

10/10 thread.








Also, who the fuck is SuperDude?

7/15/2009 11:53:02 PM

SuperDude : http://www.thewolfweb.com/user_info.aspx?user=9847

7/15/2009 11:59:39 PM

aha, 10/10.

SuperThread +

7/16/2009 12:04:01 AM

good work, son

I am able to read these while the tune plays in my head (including the high pitched background singers)

7/16/2009 3:28:56 AM

lol this thread

7/16/2009 4:12:56 PM

Quote :

"(She told me to come over!) "

hahahah

7/16/2009 4:20:59 PM

someone make a Josh one...

7/16/2009 4:21:54 PM

You'd figure dnl would be the first one done out of pure facility.

On second thought, it'd be hard to cram that much stupidity into 10 lines.

7/16/2009 4:25:01 PM

The high pitched background singer is the same guy that sings Eye of the Tiger.

7/16/2009 4:26:52 PM

Today we salute you, jackleg, post king of T-Dub
(jackleg post king of T-dub!)
So you've gone three years sober. Congratulations. Really. Unfortunately, your accomplishments are detrimental to business. Not cool.
(I don't sing for free!)
You really want to accomplish something? Don't masturbate for 3 years
(Jizz in my pants!)
You used to be the life of the party, but now you're beginning to act your age. Beer was created to make people act younger. It's damaging your cred!
(8:30 is bedtime!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, jackleg. Remember, you can still drink a few and stay sober. Everyone stays sober with moderation.
(jackleg post king of T-dub!)

7/16/2009 11:11:12 PM

Ha these are pretty great

7/16/2009 11:15:07 PM

Real men of genius - Best of TWW Satire of the Year Nomination

Oh Yeah, and

7/17/2009 10:23:09 PM

Today we salute you, Panthro, fantasy football guru
(Panthro fantasy football guru!)
About this time every year, you come, providing information for the masses, to enlighten and help everyone achieve greatness in their leagues.
(I finished last!)
What wideout to start, what about a PPR league? You have an answer for all.
(Ocho Cinco's a bust!)
To be the guru, you spend many an hour doing mock drafts, looking at team schedules and making projections. Talk about dedication.
(It's simply not worth it)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, fantasy gridiron king. Drinking and football go great together, even if you're fulfilling GM duties from the couch.
(Panthro fantasy football guru!)

[Edited on July 17, 2009 at 11:49 PM. Reason : .]

7/17/2009 11:48:34 PM

Quote :

"(8:30 is bedtime!)"

ha ha thats so beat up. mainly cause the only reason i'm up now is its the weekend. but you got me, i'm normally in bed by 9

7/17/2009 11:55:54 PM

Quote :

"someone make a Josh one..."

weirdo

7/17/2009 11:57:55 PM

Nothing in honor of me?

7/18/2009 12:02:35 AM

ITT BubbleBobble gets pwned

7/18/2009 12:04:09 AM

Technically, it's a new day, and I'm feeling inspired

Today we salute you, Noen, human encyclopedia brittanica
(noen, human encyclopedia brittanica!)
He is all knowing. Don't know the answer to a question? He does. You think you know the answer to the question? He'll tell you you're wrong and give you the right answer.
(You don't know shit!)
Astrophysics? He knows it. Cars? That too. Taxes? Every deductible.
(And every tax credit!)
There are no such things as opinions. They are only facts, and they can only come from the mouth of noen.
(Honda is better than Toyota!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, all knowing sage. The rest of us would appreciate it if you lost a few brain cells and came back down to earth.
(noen, human encyclopedia brittanica!)

[Edited on July 18, 2009 at 12:44 AM. Reason : .]

7/18/2009 12:43:46 AM

http://www.youtube.com/v/toorZ2X8PyE&hl=en&fs=1&

7/19/2009 5:56:18 PM

Today we salute you, vinylbandit, cultured artistic snob
(vinylbandit cultured artistic snob)
When you're not visiting art galleries or sipping a latte, you're frequenting the movie theater or going to a local store to find a new album.
(Nonfat with extra soy!)
You pride yourself on independent films and indie rock that no one has ever heard of.
(Eye of the tiger!)
You feel pity for the many people who haven't been lucky enough to be as cultured as you. You're always ready to help people "see the light".
(Look at my Itunes list!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, cultured aristocrat. Even though the drink may be beneath you, it's the only way you're going to be able to fit with the rest of society.
(vinylbandit cultured artistic snob)

7/19/2009 10:27:30 PM

these are just plain awesome

7/19/2009 10:30:39 PM

fantastic

7/19/2009 10:45:39 PM

^^^ reaching

7/19/2009 10:48:56 PM

^i disagree

7/19/2009 10:49:29 PM

Quote :

""Oh I like what you've done here. 10/10."

7/19/2009 11:16:23 PM

Today we salute you, BigHitSunday mixed martial artist
(BigHitSunday mixed martial artist!)
Congrats, you've successfully transitioned from the track to the octagon where you can unleash some whoopass on your fellow man.
(Win with the people's elbow!)
You're always sure to let everyone know of your interests through pics and gifs
(In on page 1!)
You're probably the only MMA fighter who understands how the PH of soil affects the chaenomeloides flower, you manly man you.
(My petunias are dying!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, green thumb. It helps dull the pain when fellow fighters make fun of your subscription to Better Homes and Gardens.
(BigHitSunday mixed martial artist!)

[Edited on July 20, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : .]

7/20/2009 9:44:01 PM

ahahahah

10/10 son

7/20/2009 9:45:19 PM

roffle. best one yet.

7/20/2009 9:45:23 PM

hahahahahha

7/20/2009 9:47:23 PM

hehe i usually skip the user generated content, but these were pretty good

7/20/2009 9:49:45 PM

haha that last one was money

7/20/2009 10:09:25 PM

MOAR!

7/24/2009 2:25:00 PM

add to my topics

7/24/2009 2:41:47 PM

here's to you, set 'em up guy

7/24/2009 2:49:16 PM