Adam Sandlar
Sasha Baron Cohen
Ben Stiller
Woody Allen
Mel Brooks
Sammy Davis Jr
Sandy Koufax
Andy Kaufman
Hank Greenberg
Henry Kissinger

8/26/2009 11:24:50 PM

bdmazur

8/26/2009 11:25:05 PM

8/26/2009 11:29:25 PM

Zoidberg


WOOP woop woop woop woop!!

8/26/2009 11:30:03 PM

8/26/2009 11:31:33 PM

David
Moses



Henry Kissinger??? That motherfucker is a war criminal and he should be ruthlessly hunted down and tortured to death for his involvement in the killings of perhaps millions of innocent men, women and children

Perhaps I should list Hitler in the favourite Christians thread

8/26/2009 11:32:17 PM

well I like de orange jews, and de apple jews, na so mooch de prune jews

its ok, I'm a little bit Mexican, like half.

8/26/2009 11:34:27 PM

Jesus

8/26/2009 11:36:02 PM

^^^Not for what he did, but for the humor that ensued because of him (See Dick, Watchmen, the Monty Python song about him)

oh, and i forgot about this one:


[Edited on August 26, 2009 at 11:41 PM. Reason : -]

8/26/2009 11:37:15 PM

my girlfriend

8/26/2009 11:48:36 PM

SHORTEST THREAD EVER

8/26/2009 11:48:54 PM

jon stewart
noam chomsky

8/26/2009 11:52:08 PM

hitler

8/26/2009 11:52:34 PM

Sarah Silverman

8/26/2009 11:52:55 PM

Uri Avnery

People who work for http://www.btselem.org , they are true Godly Jews.

8/26/2009 11:55:16 PM

8/26/2009 11:57:08 PM

michael rapaport

8/27/2009 12:00:40 AM

These guys, for killing da bad turrist guyz (and da galz) and keeping Amurrka safe.

8/27/2009 12:10:10 AM

8/27/2009 12:27:53 AM

HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR THAT bdmazur GUY IS JEWISH???

8/27/2009 12:33:42 AM

8/27/2009 12:36:28 AM

?topic=558360

8/27/2009 12:37:30 AM

yes bdmazur, we get it

8/27/2009 1:04:40 AM

^^lol, i was mentioned in that one too

thanks Sam

8/27/2009 1:34:59 AM

Jesus

8/27/2009 2:49:30 AM

My favorite jew



is a dead jew.

8/27/2009 6:58:31 AM

i fucking hate pikeys

8/27/2009 7:03:56 AM

Jew jokes are way funnier than nigger jokes.

8/27/2009 7:11:49 AM

i'm fine with jew jokes but i hate anything holocaust related, it just isn't funny

like what's the difference between a jew and a canoe?

a canoe will eventually tip

8/27/2009 7:31:19 AM

TheBullDoza

8/27/2009 7:33:21 AM

I'm my favorite Jew....even though i'm horrible at being jewish...except for the frugal part...I think that's because i'm poor though and am just managing money well....hmmm...guess i'm a great jew.

My statement stands

^

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 7:34 AM. Reason : d]

8/27/2009 7:34:31 AM

Don't worry

I pick up the slack in the frugality department for all you bad jews.

8/27/2009 7:35:41 AM

C'mon, man... the holocaust is a little funny. You have to admit that.

8/27/2009 7:36:10 AM

What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall?

He breaks his nose.

8/27/2009 7:36:37 AM

ahahahaha

i will be retelling that one.

8/27/2009 7:38:01 AM

^^^man, it's not funny at all...but i get that you are trying to be cool...so i'll let it slide...

run along now

^^haha

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 7:39 AM. Reason : d]

8/27/2009 7:38:45 AM

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?

Pizzas don't scream when they go in the oven.






No one else thinks that funny?

8/27/2009 7:52:17 AM

Stein <3

8/27/2009 7:54:12 AM

+1 for

8/27/2009 7:55:54 AM

I love a glass of fresh squeezed orange jews in the morning.

8/27/2009 7:57:48 AM

a lot of these people are probably not real jewish
there is what is called Ashkenazi Jews, which are regular people who converted to the jewish faith a long time ago
90% of today's jews are ashkenazi or khazar jews, not real jews

[Edited on August 27, 2009 at 8:00 AM. Reason : .]

8/27/2009 7:59:16 AM

^ Is this kind of elitism like the old money vs. new money peeps?

8/27/2009 8:02:38 AM

mel gibson...he's jewish, right?

8/27/2009 8:03:53 AM

^^ except euro jews are the rich ones, in this case.

8/27/2009 8:05:19 AM

im not sure if the jews in nazi germany were real jews, or made from concentrate

8/27/2009 8:07:40 AM

Ben Stein
Bill Kristol
Michael Medved
Benjamin Netanyahu

8/27/2009 8:10:27 AM

Quote :

"a lot of these people are probably not real jewish there is what is called Ashkenazi Jews, which are regular people who converted to the jewish faith a long time ago 90% of today's jews are ashkenazi or khazar jews, not real jews "

Quote :

"The theory that the majority of Ashkenazi Jews are the descendants of the non-Semitic converted Khazars was advocated by various racial theorists and antisemitic sources in the late-19th and 20th centuries, especially following the publication of Arthur Koestler's The Thirteenth Tribe.[32][33][34] Despite recent genetic evidence to the contrary,[1] and a lack of any real mainstream scholarly support,[35] this belief is still popular among antisemites.[36][37]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashkenazi_Jews#Relationship_with_other_Jews

Basically, lafta shows how dumb he is again.

8/27/2009 8:11:02 AM

you know i thought maybe i should check to see if this is true, but i chose to just believe the internet
anyways it seems more likely that there is a high percentage of ashkenazi jews than real jews because there are way too many jews to account for
if i were jewish i would make sure i point out the difference so the fake jews dont make me look bad

8/27/2009 8:14:01 AM

8/27/2009 8:23:20 AM

Quote :

"anyways it seems more likely that there is a high percentage of ashkenazi jews than real jews because there are way too many jews to account for"

Or it could just be that the entirety of central and eastern Europe are a lot bigger than Portugal and Spain.

But why let facts like that stand in the way of whatever hairbrained ideas you've got kicking around.

8/27/2009 8:27:12 AM