went to stapel's to check out a netbook, i typed http://www.cnn.com, it went to http://www.cnn.coij
the background came up black, i knew this wasnt cnn, then a picture of an elvira like woman chained to a wall with her bare biracial boobs hanging out appeared on screen
i started to panic, furiously rubbing the mouse pad trying to close the window but the cursor wouldn't move
i started to say "what the hell, what the hell" louder and louder so those near me would know i too was shocked and offended by this filth
finally the cursor of the net-slowerthangrandma-book moved and i closed the window and proceeded to the far side of the store, hiding among office snacks and clearance items

this was almost as bad as the time i was bored in a computer lab so i went to "www.fun.com"

12/1/2009 5:44:43 PM

woke up
had lunch
went to pick up wife from her work
went to a beach resort where wife's ex-colleague was renting a chalet
walked and walked
had dinner there
came home
did chores
watched news on tv
been on the internet since then

12/1/2009 5:53:26 PM

-woke up
-showered
-dressed
-went to work, and did a number of confidential activities
-left work
-came home
-cooking dinner now...

12/1/2009 5:54:48 PM

stapels

is that french?

12/1/2009 6:01:15 PM

woke up
gf of 3 yrs broke up with me
played starcraft
watch tv
played starcraft
played starcraft
etc.

12/1/2009 6:01:22 PM

^i think i see why she broke up with you

^^yes its french

12/1/2009 6:59:07 PM

i also discovered that IHOP is 24 hours, but unfortunately their pancakes are too small and they're just a prettier version of waffle house

12/1/2009 11:27:17 PM

showered
dropped off new schedule for my fitness classes
worked
signed up a new client
spent time with my boo
did laundry
about to go to bed

12/1/2009 11:33:39 PM

woke up at 6am
took the dog out
ate breakfast
got ready for school
drove an hour and fifteen minutes to wilmington
went to physics class
read lamebook for an hour and a half instead of doing physics homework
went to biochem
walked to building for microbiology lab but dude in my lab saw me in the stairwell and told me it was cancelled
walked back to my car
drove an hour and fifteen minutes home
tried to take a nap
went to Taco Bell
played mario kart on my ds
took a shower
watched tv and fucked around online

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : addendum]

12/1/2009 11:33:53 PM

woke up at 615 to piss
up for the day ~1030
gave FogeyDog a bath and medical care
volunteered
took my marriage certificate to an office to prove that I really am still the same person I was in february
returned some stuff to sephora
got $bux because I was fall-over-while-walking hypoglycemic
had neomonde for real food - gave my baklava to mcfluffle and chatted for 2.75hrs
cleaned the kitchen
did laundry
watched some titties on TV
played with glacier

12/1/2009 11:36:53 PM

-woke up
-assessed the illness level of my family
-called my son's case coordinator to let her know we wouldn't be going to therapy
-called my son's speech therapist to let her know we wouldn't be in class today
-breakfast and medicine
-let kid and dog romp around
-lunch
-put kid down to nap
-showed husband The DaVinci Coed (hilarious softcore)
-knitting and napping
-shower
-attended group therapy
-Walmart for paper towels & soda
-cooked dinner and ate
-more kid and dog romping

An unusually low key day because we're all sick and wanted to spend the day in our jammies.

12/2/2009 12:12:32 AM

went to mechanic, 3 school girls in school girl uniforms come in,
1 sits with her legs crossed like a man, exposing the whole deal, right in front of me
the other lays down with her legs open
im sitting there trying to read the paper, wearing sweatpants, sweating and hoping they dont call my name next

12/2/2009 4:06:35 PM

remarkably little

12/2/2009 4:11:34 PM

Sound of rain caused me to hit snooze button on alarm about twelve times.
Muttered some curses and took a shower.
Waited for bus in rain while muttering curses.
Got wedged in between two hot girls on bus, smiled to self.
Went to class, back to muttering curses.
At lunch at Korean restaurant. Not as good as usual. Wished I knew how to mutter curses in Korean.
Still had an hour before class so I got on TWW.

The remainder of my evening will either consist of bar trivia at Sammy's or the playing of video games. In other words, classic work-avoidance measures.

12/2/2009 4:15:14 PM

I so <3 grumpgop

12/2/2009 4:15:46 PM

Quote :

"Got wedged in between two hot girls on bus, smiled to self."

lol

12/2/2009 4:16:07 PM

^^ HAHA

12/2/2009 4:16:59 PM

-woke up at 8
-woke up at 9
-got to class at 935
-talked to professor about senior design, grad school, and funding for project
-tried to find another professor
-research senior design, found a major concern we haven't though about
-went to lunch with bmel
-came back here, crashed on bed and tww'd for awhile
-dealt with laundry

Still need to write senior design paper

12/2/2009 4:18:53 PM

Oh, I forgot to add "Panicked about asking girl out" and "Enjoyed wave of relief finding out that she has a boyfriend, thus sparing me the experience"

12/2/2009 4:19:13 PM

went to class at 11
got pizza from EB1 C-store
ate pizza while waiting for class to start
professor never showed up
went home
ate snacks while doing homework
am about to go eat dinner somewhere

12/2/2009 4:20:55 PM

-Woke up.
-Went back to sleep.
-Woke up.
-Went back to sleep.
-Woke up.
-Went back to sleep.
-Woke up.
-Turned off the goddamn alarm.
-Went back to sleep.
-Woke up.
-Took a huge shit.
-Took a shower.
-Missed my first class.
-Took an oral exam in German.
-Falsified to girlfriend my account of getting up early for class.
-Went to Fountain Dining Hall.
-Regretted Fountain Dining Hall.
-Went to Cashier's Office.
-Mourned my bank account.
-Played L4D2.
-Went and looked at a house on Vanderbilt.
-Played L4D2.

12/2/2009 4:22:26 PM

Woke up
Took the dog for a walk
Drove to Durham for a sales meeting
Sales meeting
Did work @ Durham Public Library - whoa what a sketchy place
Lunch @ Brueggers (only after I'd ordered did I see Cosmic Cantina and wish I was eating there instead)
Sales call in Durham
Drove back to my office in Raleigh
Got my shit together for this/next week since I'm leaving town tomorrow
Posted on TWW about it

12/2/2009 4:28:45 PM

- Went to work
- Killed myself

12/2/2009 4:33:35 PM

slept in half an hour after alarmed beeped
let dog out
had half a bagel with chive and onion cream cheese
work
called too many people
set up apt for producer's guild
called hair and make up lady trying to reach her husband, pictured her ass i just saw in his portfolio the whole time, good thing she's cute
wrote a shitton of emails
called to set up two more apts
scribbled a bunch of shit in the calendar
setting up lighting for Rent to come record some stuff
read some shit in my google reader
searched for some prices on some awesome shit

will close up shop at 6:30p after Rent is done doing their dealio, find something to eat, lounge around, bed early because i need to be up at fucking 5am tomorrow, EW EW EW EW

12/2/2009 4:36:57 PM

spent most of the day trying to answer these questions:

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[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

12/2/2009 4:44:51 PM

woke up at 6 but slept until 630 (oops)
showered
took out dog in cold, dark, rain
went to school
printed a million things for my exam
took exam
target to get doggy stuff
home to take out dog
lunch
nap
took out dog
now i'm awake and kinda wanna go back to sleep! (only 3-4 hours last night....not enough)

12/2/2009 5:52:59 PM

-woke up
-fell out of bed
-Dragged a comb across my head
-Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
-And looking up I noticed I was late
-Found my coat
-grabbed my hat
-Made the bus in seconds flat
-Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
-Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

12/2/2009 6:07:07 PM

^I was thinking about doing that and now I regret that I did not.

12/2/2009 6:34:57 PM

started my day much better than yesterday
went to work
went to the doctors
got a pedicure
having some dinner now

12/2/2009 6:36:38 PM

-woke up
-showered/ate breakfast
-gave a presentation on statistics of the lottery
-worked on a paper with some group members
-ate lunch/called the parents/goofed off for a few
-worked on a brochure about air quality
-went back to school to work on that paper a little more
-picked up Neomonde
-started laundry
-continued working on the brochure
-got on TWW
.........

in the near future:
-get back to working on brochure
-sleep

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 8:28 PM. Reason : to do]

12/2/2009 8:25:50 PM

took mcfluffle to catch a bus to DC
napped
went to work
worked
sat in traffic
went to interview
sat in traffic
bought beer and sushi
posted on tww

12/2/2009 9:06:13 PM