So I'm either thinking of calling a hooker (psssh Hickory hooker, lol) or swallow all of my pills.

Let us take votes

1) Hooker
2) OD

4/7/2010 12:47:14 AM

Hire hooker to strangle you.
Pay her with pills.

4/7/2010 12:47:58 AM

2 followed by 1

4/7/2010 12:48:15 AM

nice, combo does sound fun

4/7/2010 12:48:46 AM

2

4/7/2010 12:49:41 AM

do I go towards the light or run away from it?

4/7/2010 12:50:50 AM

hooker

catch you some stds, dog

4/7/2010 12:51:44 AM

just a fyi I will break 10k posts in this thread, I feel so proud of my final thread

4/7/2010 12:52:30 AM

You'll hit 10,000 posts and then get to feeling better and forget all about your sad life

4/7/2010 12:52:31 AM

truer words have never been written

4/7/2010 12:53:35 AM

How about some n instead?

4/7/2010 12:54:02 AM

I hate this town and it makes me wamt to buy a hooker to spite my cunt of an ex



[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 12:55 AM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 12:54:55 AM

that'll show her

4/7/2010 12:55:43 AM

no what would really show her is releasing our sex tape

4/7/2010 12:56:19 AM

you should do that as your 10k post

4/7/2010 12:57:11 AM

I would but I really don't want to return to Red Block

4/7/2010 12:58:07 AM

on my 10k post I will post a secret about sawahash

4/7/2010 12:59:27 AM

drumroll please

4/7/2010 12:59:46 AM

Sarah loves anal and this is quoting it from her own mouth in High School on the way to the beach.

4/7/2010 1:00:59 AM

your story loses credibility for making high school a proper noun

4/7/2010 1:05:33 AM

do you want details?

4/7/2010 1:06:00 AM

no doubt, no doubt

4/7/2010 1:08:17 AM

well that comes at 20k

now back to my hooker/OD

plz to continuez

4/7/2010 1:09:46 AM

Call/Email P Cousins...you know he has tons of bitchesssssssssss

4/7/2010 1:12:12 AM

that was a waste of a 10k post, FYI

4/7/2010 1:14:19 AM

I know but I'm fucked up and I felt TWW pressure, plz forgiz

4/7/2010 1:15:36 AM

3 stop posting

4/7/2010 1:28:41 AM

now that I have free premie you will never rid me

4/7/2010 1:29:22 AM

OD.

End it now.

4/7/2010 1:31:51 AM

I'm not sure if I have enough opiates right now, I have the benzos but it might not be a peaceful death.

4/7/2010 1:33:30 AM

Take a whole bottle of Children's Ibprofuen.

Who said anything about a peaceful death?

4/7/2010 1:35:02 AM

I'm going for a CNS death, just like a heart failure

4/7/2010 1:35:44 AM

Erotic asphyxiation is cooler.

4/7/2010 1:36:43 AM

wait I do have a partial 1/2 gallon of crown. I think that + 100 1mg Ativans + a few percocets should do the job.

4/7/2010 1:38:00 AM

Hmmm, that may or may not work.

And honestly it's just not badass enough.

4/7/2010 1:41:14 AM

I can't do this without Saab's stamp of approval

4/7/2010 1:45:09 AM

I'm pretty sure he'd stamp any kind of action to off you.

But that's just in theory.

4/7/2010 1:46:50 AM

can't you find a chick to date in one of your engineering classes??

4/7/2010 1:47:05 AM

Saab is my e-drug therapist

4/7/2010 1:47:53 AM

Hire a hooker, anyone who posits that unless they get immediate sexual gratification they should just kill themselves with their medication is obviously not going to be the center of sexual attention with all those hot engineer chicks.

4/7/2010 1:50:20 AM

they all smell like curry anyway

4/7/2010 1:52:01 AM

Keith...what the FUCK?

besides, that's not even true.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 9:35 AM. Reason : ]

4/7/2010 9:34:08 AM

KEITH

4/7/2010 9:36:36 AM

^^ uh oh shit just got real.

[Edited on April 7, 2010 at 9:39 AM. Reason : .]

4/7/2010 9:39:04 AM

4/7/2010 9:42:17 AM

hahahaha

4/7/2010 10:16:07 AM

these are the kinds of threads that make me worry about you people. we're going to see a RIP BlackDog thread in a few days.

4/7/2010 10:28:02 AM

twoozles give me mouth to mouth

4/7/2010 10:30:52 AM

4/7/2010 10:33:58 AM

right now she is practicing!

4/7/2010 10:34:32 AM