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3/12/2010 10:50:15 AM

the sneaker style that i'm in love with is on sale at nordstroms

not in my size

3/12/2010 11:38:18 AM

I had to do my job on my birthday which meant I had to wait longer before we could go to the French restaurant for our 6-course meal

3/12/2010 11:54:48 AM

I'm going yachting in Miami next weekend, but I don't want to drive the 3 hours to get to the boat.

3/12/2010 1:12:38 PM

I have no job and no money.....wait....

3/12/2010 1:22:41 PM

The place downstairs charges $1.70 for a Diet Coke, which I think is outlandish. However, I don't really feel like walking all the way to the CVS to save $0.20 per 20oz.

3/12/2010 1:22:48 PM

i ate too much of my lunch

3/12/2010 1:25:39 PM

I earned only 1,000 Visa points this month

3/12/2010 1:28:15 PM

paper thin walls

3/12/2010 2:05:53 PM

^ Pretty sure that happens in the third world too

3/12/2010 2:09:11 PM

hungover and there's a car with it's car alarm going off right next to my head and i cant concentrate on the show im watching on dvr

3/13/2010 9:26:49 AM

elevated situp seat was taken at the gym so i had to use the ab-cruncher. ugh.

3/13/2010 9:29:38 AM

^^ LOL TO MAKE THIS EVEN FIRST WORLD

looking outside, it's a mobile veterinarian bus that's got the car alarm going off

"home based pet care"

ahahah

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 9:40 AM. Reason : e]

3/13/2010 9:40:32 AM

I left my window open about an inch last while it poured

3/13/2010 9:52:04 AM

My friend won't let me drink cabernet on the boat

Vodka it is!

3/13/2010 1:18:08 PM

^I'd love to hear that reasoning.

3/13/2010 1:32:33 PM

I'm sure it's stains.

3/13/2010 1:33:16 PM

Oh. I thought it had something to do with...

"You want to drink what on my boat? Oh fuck no babe, the Captain declares vodka the drink of choice."

3/13/2010 1:36:12 PM

Red wine stains!

3/13/2010 4:12:07 PM

that's not really a first world problem when you consider all the third worlders who have to mash up the grapes with their grubbly little feet

3/13/2010 4:13:03 PM

No. It's a continuation of my prev msg. I can't drink red wine on the boat bc it stains.

3/13/2010 4:15:57 PM

don't nitpick - just roll with the thread ok

[Edited on March 13, 2010 at 4:17 PM. Reason : dealing with first world bitchiness ITT]

3/13/2010 4:17:12 PM

my tv in my room is small and it's annoying me while I'm trying to watch the game.

3/13/2010 4:19:30 PM

This one time, won got mad at me bc I got wasted and ripped a towel to shreds at his house. FWP fo sho!

3/13/2010 4:31:06 PM

both the washer and dryer have become unusable within the past month

3/15/2010 6:16:09 PM

The Internet makes me feel bad.

3/15/2010 6:35:37 PM

Not being able to make it to 1,000 lbs

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nj_woman_attempting_to_become_world_pco3O4qPWiCg3yjEWaxx9N#ixzz0iIOKkmFr

3/15/2010 8:45:13 PM

^

Quote :

""I think he'd like it if I was bigger," she added. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me.""

3/15/2010 10:10:07 PM

Quote :

"Simpson insists she is healthy, even though she can't walk and has to move around with the help of a motorized scooter. "

3/15/2010 10:14:50 PM

Didn't read the whole thing, but I'm gonna guess if that story's about a huge woman, no one can totally support her.

3/16/2010 1:48:19 AM

Digital cable box is in the living room with espnU....I am in my bedroom with no digital cable...I have a crap ton of work to do on my computer...my laptop was stolen out of my car...so I have to decide between not falling behind in homework and watching the game tonight.

3/16/2010 7:00:30 PM

I want to go out on my boat on Friday but I'm already set to play golf with some friends.

3/16/2010 7:57:54 PM

I'm hungry and I want a grilled cheese(Muenster) sandwich on pumpernickle bread and an India Pale Ale, but this week I can only eat veggies and fish and I can only drink water and herbal tea and red wine bc I'm dieting down for a friend's wedding.

Also, I wanted to get my hair highlighted and styled on Saturday, but now I have to stay home and interview potential new roommates bc my roomie is doing a 4-month pilgrimage in Asia.

Oh, and I have leadership training and networking happy hours every night this week. Which means I won't get to watch Melrose Place until I get back from vacation in 2 weeks.

FML

3/21/2010 10:34:52 PM

3/21/2010 10:35:20 PM

3/21/2010 10:35:30 PM

I really want a grilled cheese sandwich.

3/21/2010 10:37:12 PM

I just walked outside to take some hoses off of the old steering rack I just spent saturday night removing from my rally car to find fluid sprayed all over the front and leaking from underneath the subaru.

a quick diagnosis and I discovered a pinhole in the upper radiator hose.

all the advance auto parts close at 8 pm on sundays

FML

3/21/2010 10:38:36 PM

Awww b00

3/21/2010 10:41:37 PM

another first world problem

I have probably only slept like 7 hours this weekend

3/21/2010 10:42:38 PM

bitching about animal rights

only in the first world

3/22/2010 1:16:06 AM

Oh noes, Health Care Reform. End of the world!

3/22/2010 1:17:32 AM

I feel like I have to take a shit, but at the same time, I don't.

3/22/2010 1:21:37 AM

^ cancer

3/22/2010 1:47:57 AM

I want to get a sandwich at my favorite place for lunch, but I forgot my sandwich card and don't want to start a separate one, in case they don't combine them for my free sandwich when it's filled.

3/22/2010 10:03:26 AM

I smell something delicious, but I know it's probably just sugar and carbs

3/22/2010 10:41:24 AM

My taxes go to pay for someone else's healthcare.

3/22/2010 10:51:15 AM

They did that already. . .

3/22/2010 10:55:24 AM

braces



I got a whole bunch of new hardware add-ons today, and omg the pain

Not that I'm truly complaining though

3/22/2010 1:42:38 PM

Quote :

"I want to get a sandwich at my favorite place for lunch, but I forgot my sandwich card and don't want to start a separate one, in case they don't combine them for my free sandwich when it's filled."

well you will eventually need to start one anyway if this is your favorite place... so this way you'll be one closer whenever you do!


oh, and the contractor for the house came over right when I was about to fall asleep for a midday nap- WHAT A JERK! GEEEZ....

3/22/2010 1:48:27 PM

i am PMSing like a mad woman today.

i used to never get this crap but for the past year or so...like clockwork i get really, really depressed and have serious self esteem issues up to about 3 days before the big day.

i've been crying HARD for the past couple of hours for the two stupidest reasons EVER.

3/22/2010 1:50:39 PM