If you make her a tutu, I'll stick her in a white onsie. It won't matter what color it is.

5/28/2012 9:33:28 PM

I will.search out some material this week!

5/28/2012 9:34:29 PM

I had an extremely fucked up dream last night. I had a dream that I found out that one of the nights Josh stayed away and partied back in college that he was really at a homosexual orgy and had a gay lover. I discovered it by someone showing me photographic evidence. Then I went berserk on Josh. Not because he was all like [yes homo] but because he lied to me about it and was dumb enough to take pictures. I woke up so at him.

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6/4/2012 9:09:23 AM

6/4/2012 9:19:04 AM

Oh dear!

6/4/2012 9:31:32 AM

I am currently sitting my my bathroom on the edge of the tub, staring at my face changing colors in the mirror and trying not to fall over. Red, yellow, green, white, red, yellow, green, white..

6/4/2012 9:48:43 AM

I told you to stay away from drugs.

6/4/2012 9:50:09 AM

6/4/2012 9:52:28 AM

I just realized that our sixth wedding anniversary was on Tuesday. Whoops.

6/8/2012 11:45:04 PM

oh snap! july 4th will be an important anniversary for us!

6/9/2012 10:27:33 AM

6/9/2012 8:04:45 PM

I miss you.

6/9/2012 9:41:12 PM

Oh, my love, I miss you too. I have a fair amount of freedom for visiting.

6/9/2012 9:56:14 PM

6/9/2012 11:31:03 PM

HOLY FUCK. We need to both be struck down with a horrible disease that requires us to be quarantined together.

128 episodes of Dawson's Creek recently added to Netflix

6/12/2012 7:14:48 PM

oh dear. i never got in to that show. maybe it's time...



...or maybe I'll just rewatch Buffy

6/12/2012 8:44:34 PM

I didn't watch it either.. but now I might!

6/12/2012 10:06:09 PM

I didn't watch it either.. but now I might!

6/12/2012 10:06:09 PM

We cut cable, so I will definitely think about it.

6/12/2012 10:24:07 PM

Don't die! We have an anniversary to celebrate!

7/1/2012 3:02:53 PM

Im not dying, although they did give me an ekg. I have a mild arrythmia

7/1/2012 3:06:18 PM

w00. we always knew you were different.

7/1/2012 3:07:56 PM

The pain was worse than my appendix rupturing, but once again it is gone. It is probably gastroenteritis, but I cant keep meds down, so they are gonna iv me up!

7/1/2012 3:09:42 PM

It's not kidney stones? I was in such pain that I was throwing up with those. Psha. Look at me, the ER folks know what they're doing.

7/1/2012 3:14:32 PM

They were convinced it was kidney stones this morning, but the ultrasound came up clear, no gallstones either. Sent me home, pain was gone, ate breakfast, pain came back worse than before. It hurt so bad.

7/1/2012 3:28:35 PM

Maybe you are pregnant

7/1/2012 3:31:16 PM

No, they did a pregnancy test. Im hooked up to an iv of fluids and phenergan goodness right now.

7/1/2012 3:33:30 PM

gall bladder attack?

7/1/2012 3:34:02 PM

That is what I think. They dont think so, but they want me to talk to my doctor tomorrow.

7/1/2012 3:35:20 PM

Ok well if you are hot and single, try not to die

7/1/2012 3:37:11 PM

I guess I dont need ro put much effort in to trying to live then. I'm plain and taken.

7/1/2012 3:41:13 PM

My brother had something similar a few years back. They wanted to take his appendix out, but it was gastroenteritis. He was in so much pain, they were giving him morphine.

7/1/2012 3:58:50 PM

The doctor made me eat a popsicle! Next up, crackers.

7/1/2012 4:19:17 PM

That wasn't an exclusive statement, so you can still try to not die

7/1/2012 4:31:41 PM

Gee, thanks!

7/1/2012 4:32:39 PM

maybe you just need to fart

7/1/2012 4:37:02 PM

I'm home now and super duper drugged up.

7/1/2012 5:15:42 PM

My second IV site hurts like a bitch. What should I do to it? It stings and the bruise is horrible. I can't straighten my arm without it starting to hurt. Last night I put a cold pack on it.

7/2/2012 9:01:03 AM

My advice is irrelevant at this point.

I'm surprised that I'm not called out when I'm running off at the mouth. . .maybe this says something about my daily conversations.

Oh and happy almost 2 year anniversary, baby!

7/4/2012 12:23:47 AM

7/4/2012 12:27:15 AM

7/20/2012 10:41:45 PM

I lubs you. I am tempted to put the kids in the car and start driving in your direction.

7/21/2012 7:25:28 AM

yes!

7/21/2012 8:31:51 AM

I'm tempted to hop in as well, to see the smile on your face.

7/21/2012 8:32:26 AM

I'm at the gym now. Let me finish my workout and we'll see.

7/21/2012 8:50:25 AM

:squee:

7/21/2012 9:44:27 AM

I gotta go home and shower, but you wanna do lunch with me and the kids around 1?

7/21/2012 10:03:04 AM

oh snap! for reals!?!?! I'd love to!

7/21/2012 10:03:41 AM

Yes. For serious. Lol.

7/21/2012 10:06:43 AM

Mike is in agreement. Let us feast! Where do you want to eat?

7/21/2012 10:07:07 AM