Quote :

"Several people posting in this thread have seen pictures of my cock. "

11/11/2009 4:03:50 PM

Quote :

"i once let a guy put an alka seltzer in my pussy cuz he said it would feel better when he was going down on me. he lied. it felt...weird. and when i freaked out, he laughed at me. "

11/11/2009 4:04:32 PM

Quote :

"I know a few chicks on tww that have HPV and I know which male twwer is the source. "

11/11/2009 4:05:18 PM

YOU FUCKING LIAR

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:06 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 4:05:33 PM

^^ oooooooh shit, that's a good one

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:05 PM. Reason : a]

11/11/2009 4:05:40 PM

^^that's not true, for reasons i won't go into here

11/11/2009 4:06:06 PM

Quote :

"I really want to sleep with Metricula, she is so fucking cute! "

lots of love for her, apparently

11/11/2009 4:06:33 PM

^^^^

11/11/2009 4:07:27 PM

Quote :

"I think my SO wants me to give him a tossed salad but knows he'd have to give me one so he's scared to ask. I'd do it "

11/11/2009 4:07:51 PM

yeah, peeps love Metricula

11/11/2009 4:08:25 PM

Quote :

"I only fuck crazy bitches because they are amazing in the sack. "

Quote :

"I hang out with my cat more than anyone. "

11/11/2009 4:08:42 PM

from a male TWWer:

Quote :

"I was offered a blowjob from a male TWWer, and it was a serious offer. "

11/11/2009 4:09:13 PM

Quote :

"I shave my crotch to make my dick look bigger "

11/11/2009 4:09:58 PM

Quote :

"Sure, i'll do one. I just spent the last 10 years of my life in college, have my doctorate, and have accumulated 200,000 in student loans. Despite that, I'm leaving my chosen profession without regret. So, I'm presently working on a 6 song demo that will end up on the desk of an A&R rep for DGC Records (my old boss is friends with the A&R guy). Even if that fails (and it most likely will), I'm heading back for more school next Fall... but this time, it's wrestling school with WWE Hall of Famer Dory Funk in Ocala, Florida. I've already received my slot and had my interview. Basically, too many of my friends have died young. So, I'm chasing my dreams and letting everything else be damned. "

11/11/2009 4:10:24 PM

Quote :

"I like Metricula, but the progressive lookalike thing she advertises a lot has gotten to her head a little bit."

11/11/2009 4:11:37 PM

^^
wow!

send me your confessions!!!

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:12 PM. Reason : ^]

11/11/2009 4:12:26 PM

Quote :

"I broke my contract at work quite a few times. "

11/11/2009 4:12:31 PM

Quote :

"my SO has low self esteem and that makes me feel better sometimes, but I still love him "

11/11/2009 4:13:45 PM

Quote :

"if this school year does not end well i will probably start doing more drugs and acting like an idiot. i'm not that upset about this idea"

11/11/2009 4:13:53 PM

Quote :

"if given the opportunity I would fuck djeternal I am attracted to his e-personality. "

11/11/2009 4:14:26 PM

Quote :

"I've wasted the past 25 minutes trying to think of a decent confession to send."

11/11/2009 4:14:53 PM

^^ OHAI!!!!!!!!!!!

You're not supposed to post your OWN confessions

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:15 PM. Reason : a]

11/11/2009 4:14:55 PM

Quote :

"I am pretty sure Metricula is a lesbian........and that's not a bad thing. "

Quote :

"I wish I had the confidence to be a slut. "

Alright dudes, I'm out!

I'll be back for more later

11/11/2009 4:16:46 PM

She's not. She's bisexual.

11/11/2009 4:17:07 PM

From a female:

Quote :

"I have fooled around with at least 3 people who have posted in this thread. "

11/11/2009 4:17:24 PM

Quote :

"I arranged a photo shoot with Joie but she cancelled at the last minute. I only did it because I wanted to see her naked. "

11/11/2009 4:17:39 PM

Quote :

"I am really not going to quit at 50k posts. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "

11/11/2009 4:17:58 PM

6^ don't flatter yourself

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:18 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 4:18:29 PM

Quote :

"I think lucyinthesky is hot as hell. "

you and half of TWW pal

11/11/2009 4:19:51 PM

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 4:20:34 PM

send moar, ppl

11/11/2009 4:20:43 PM

Quote :

"I would be sad if you left after 50K posts. "

ooooh, this is a good one:

Quote :

"I don't think I'll ever be able to tell my SO that his ability to orally pleasure me is by far the worst I've ever had. He never offers too any more, but that's because he thinks I would rather give him oral. I like it both ways "

Quote :

"I want to post a confession about a user I would sleep with, but I'm afraid the mods will track my inbox and find out who it is and e-kill me"

11/11/2009 4:22:19 PM

are you people responding to them?

11/11/2009 4:22:37 PM

Quote :

"These stories are hot. These people are not. So, I'm sort of ~ on this whole thread. "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 4:24 PM. Reason : NEED MOARRRRRR CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

11/11/2009 4:23:14 PM

Quote :

"Furthermore, if NCJockGirl would let me, she'd totally get it in the most dirtiest ways possible. "

11/11/2009 4:24:18 PM

Shit's about to get REAL!

Quote :

"there is one confession that I am really worried might be about me. If it is then that means someone who has not been involved with this thread told a big secret of mine."

11/11/2009 4:24:22 PM

Quote :

"I think about killing myself every few days. Not in the "I am going to go through with this" way, but more like the way one thinks about an aspiring goal that they'll know they will never achieve, like building a house or running a marathon. I'm too much of a pussy to do anything, and that makes me even more pathetic."

11/11/2009 4:25:02 PM

Quote :

"I don't know what confessions I have and have not sent anymore. But I download a lot of movies illegally. "

11/11/2009 4:26:19 PM

Quote :

"I know a male tww user who went to the fair and found a random guy to hookup with just because he wanted to try something different"

11/11/2009 4:26:25 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes when i jerk off, I put my finger in my ass "

11/11/2009 4:27:24 PM

Thumper you swore you'd never tell!

11/11/2009 4:28:16 PM

aha

it's the fucking confessions thread man, don't get mad

11/11/2009 4:28:27 PM

Quote :

"I walked into a room where there were two nude female twwers. I vomited as soon as I saw it. Mostly because I was very drunk but also because I was grossed out by the picture."

11/11/2009 4:29:09 PM

i have a suspicion that god is making up all these on his own

11/11/2009 4:32:13 PM

dude someone just pmed me that lol

11/11/2009 4:32:51 PM

Quote :

"I work for a company hired by another company that a TWWer works at. Sometimes I catch him posting at work when he should be getting answers back to me. I dunno if he has found me out yet. If he did, I wonder what that would do to our professional relationship."

11/11/2009 4:37:27 PM

Quote :

"Jen would totally get it. We had a quick back and forth about my cock last year. I didn't send her a picture of it, but she gave me good reviews about it for some reason."

^ whomever sent that needs to grow up.

11/11/2009 4:38:18 PM

Quote :

"I'm working on a murder case involving an icepick and i'm really worried that this hot writer woman is the killer, but I think I am going to pursue a relationship with her anyway. Wish me luck. hope she likes me back. no icepicks, plz."

11/11/2009 4:39:15 PM

Quote :

"I like living by myself because at any time I want, I can turn up the heat and walk around with no pants on"

ha!

11/11/2009 4:40:44 PM

People have stopped sending me confessions now. It's like when you have a snow day and you're getting all this snow and it's great and fun, and then it lets up a bit but you're still optimistic that you're going to get more and then it eventually just stops.

11/11/2009 4:40:55 PM