Quote :

"i've become rather obsessed with glee (late to the party, i know) and i downloaded the 5th album. i was all excited about it til i realized that there is not one but TWO justin bieber songs on it. now i just feel like a huge loser "

3/24/2011 10:50:36 AM

glee has 5 fucking cd's out? this is an argument against the free market being capable of fixing everything


also send confessions, and i will give you hail marys

3/24/2011 2:54:28 PM

confess to me

3/24/2011 4:15:33 PM

Quote :

" mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m mmmmmmmmmmmmm \ m mmmmmmmm m fmmmmmm,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m fucmk! keyboards bromken!!!!!!!!!!! "

i are sorry

3/24/2011 4:20:54 PM

Quote :

" // 7 (_,_/\ \ \ \ \ _\ \__ ( \ ) \___\___/ Fuck, my keyboard d pad is also broken... damnit. "

3/24/2011 4:28:46 PM

Quote :

"I purposefully didn't turn in today's hw assignment in class because after I get out of class, the answers will be posted and I can "copy" them and turn in my homework for a late grade... I noticed the last two times I did this, I did not get penalized, so I got 100% on both of them. "

3/24/2011 7:44:12 PM

confess to me

3/24/2011 10:01:00 PM

confessions, plz!

3/24/2011 10:35:52 PM

dude late night taxi crab confessions. send em mahfuckas

3/25/2011 12:25:07 AM

I'll take one

3/25/2011 12:57:37 AM

oh, i'll jump in on this shit.. pm me

3/25/2011 1:07:17 AM

Quote :

"TAXI CRAB CONFESSIONS"

3/25/2011 10:43:03 AM

3/25/2011 10:44:44 AM

WTF is that?

3/25/2011 10:48:41 AM

lol. It's TaxiCrab from Jungle Junction, a kid's show on disney.

3/25/2011 10:49:48 AM

just got this one

Quote :

"I was born with two butt-holes."

3/25/2011 1:13:33 PM

must've been tripletsHIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3/25/2011 1:14:36 PM

gimme a confession!

3/25/2011 1:19:31 PM

Quote :

"So I've met this guy and he's really into me, really cute, and seems like a lot of fun. The only problem is he seems to have a "past". He's told me stories about him driving 110 mph with drugs in his car and about doing meth then having a ton of unprotected sex. It goes without saying that I'm going to wrap it up if things go much farther, although he says he doesn't have any STDs. On top of that, he's been on antidepressants since he was 12, he smokes pot every day, has really bad blood pressure at 26 (he's obese, smokes, and has a stressful job), and the medication isn't helping with it. I'm starting to wonder if this is just the tip of the iceberg. The frustrating part is he's the best prospect I've had in a long time. I can't count the number of times I met someone nice and attractive only to never get called back. He says he plans to lose weight and he's considering electronic cigarettes. I guess I'll talk it over with him when I drive up to visit him this weekend. And in case it's not clear to others, yes, this confession is from a dude."

3/28/2011 5:43:37 PM

so an obese pot head who has had serious problems in the past and likes to brag about them is a best option at this point?

3/28/2011 5:45:55 PM

Nothing good will come of that.

3/28/2011 5:51:18 PM

uhhhhh WAT?!?!?!

WOW at best option

3/28/2011 5:59:52 PM

I guess the moug market is pretty tough these days

3/28/2011 6:07:19 PM

5^ run away. run far, far away.

3/28/2011 6:10:06 PM

no one should lower their standards, especially not to that

you're putting your own health at risk

if i were you i'd rather have sex with my hand and hang out with myself

3/28/2011 6:22:50 PM

NCSUWolfy, just out of curiosity...

how low have you considered lowering your standards?

3/28/2011 6:27:26 PM

Wow at least that makes me feel better about myself so uhhh thanks?

3/28/2011 6:28:54 PM

i wanna know who sent that confession so i can slap her/him upside the head!!

[Edited on March 28, 2011 at 6:33 PM. Reason : ]

3/28/2011 6:33:34 PM

on a different note, I never got a confession, so I am open to take some now!

3/28/2011 6:36:02 PM

wait so a washed up, stressed out obese smoker is "really cute and seems like a lot of fun"?

3/28/2011 7:21:02 PM

Today, I pretend to be your Catholic Priest. Come and confess to me your secrets and your sins, children.

3/28/2011 8:45:52 PM

Quote :

"I have a very good source that says DY will be holding a press conference on Thursday at 3pm"

3/28/2011 8:48:59 PM

since when does obese = really cute

seriously

3/28/2011 10:05:03 PM

Quote :

"CONSIDERING ELECTRONIC CIGARETTES"

3/28/2011 10:08:14 PM

this page sucks for confessions

3/28/2011 10:21:46 PM

I don't know, gunzzy that last one was pretty epic.

I hope that guy drops that "love prospect" immediately.

3/28/2011 10:25:25 PM

Quote :

"I walked into a public restroom today, and my headphones accidentally fell into the urinal. I wasn't sure what to do, so I unplugged my headphones and let them hang in the urinal. Then, after some careful deliberation, I peed on them. "

Lols. I think if I were a dude I would do the same. gg.

3/28/2011 10:36:56 PM

send me confessions about how youre fucking some fat drug dealer TWW

3/28/2011 10:39:31 PM

hahahaahah pee phones

3/28/2011 10:40:36 PM

^^^ ahahahaha

3/28/2011 10:40:54 PM

fucking lol at that headphones one

3/28/2011 10:57:21 PM

It was so well-written! A+ confession.. will take more from this user again.

3/28/2011 10:58:41 PM

alright i kinda want to get one of these now

3/28/2011 10:59:11 PM

I feel that the peephones confession could have gone in the other thread that isn't a pm or random.

3/28/2011 11:02:19 PM

Quote :

"I'm fucking a fat drug dealer named Paco"

3/28/2011 11:05:20 PM

send plz

3/28/2011 11:06:47 PM

Quote :

"I'm having stabbing chest pains that radiate all the way down my right arm every 10-15 minutes. It's been happening for 3 days. I have been pretending it's just my lung but I am pretty sure it's my heart. I probably won't go to the doctor and the reason is too terrible for me to even type out. "

3/28/2011 11:10:51 PM

Quote :

"I am 26 years old and I have a crush on a girl who is 18 and a senior in high school. I didn't realize her age before the crush developed and now I'm fairly confident she doesn't know how old I am, either. She works at a store that I frequent and when we first met she said she was going to find me online. The second time I ran into her she said that she looked me up, couldn't find me, and then wrote down her name, phone number and email address so I could get a hold of her. Now I feel like I have to actively avoid that store and her so that I don't put myself into a position where I pursue this interest. "

3/28/2011 11:13:25 PM

shit ... who cares
im going out with a 21 year old half Asian and im in my mid 30s

3/28/2011 11:18:46 PM

send me non fake confessions plz

3/28/2011 11:19:24 PM