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"I still don't see what's so unbelievable about these stories. y'all must live some boring ass lives if his stuff is so impossible. "

From the married engineer who has probably never done even a small fraction of the shit Tucker writes about.

I believe that most of his stories are true, lawyers party more than any other professional group that I have ever come across, except maybe hookers, if you consider them pro's.

[Edited on February 2, 2006 at 8:02 PM. Reason : too]

2/2/2006 8:02:19 PM

I think Bobby's point was that they were believable.

Certainly, I find myself in all sorts of bizarre situations just like he does. Only thing is, I don't post mine...

...in a public area

I love his writing though. It's really funny.

[Edited on February 2, 2006 at 9:07 PM. Reason : .]

2/2/2006 9:07:43 PM

Those were kind of two seperate thoughts on the matter. I don't believe Bobby Digital has had any escapades coming close to what Tucker writes about happening to him. He came across as his life was as interesting as Tucker's which I would be willing to bet a fairly large sum of money that it isn't now, nor was it ever. He may be a cool guy, but how much fun can an engineer really have? I work with about 40 everyday and none of them could rival Tucker's party antics even in their fantasies. In fact, the ones who think they are fun are the most cheesy simply because they think they are some form of cool(whtever that really is) and it's so unbelievable. You can tell they are fake. I have much more respect for the guys that submit to the fact they are socially inept.

The 2nd thought was more directed to everyone else in the thread who claims that Tucker is lying. I don't think he is. Even if he is, his stories are so believable that I don't care.

[Edited on February 2, 2006 at 9:15 PM. Reason : s]

2/2/2006 9:14:58 PM

From writing about my own escapades, I sometimes see myself combining events into one (to save typing) or switching around a detail or oversimplifying, but I definitely think there's a large amount of truth in those stories.

2/2/2006 9:16:47 PM

When I really began believing his stories were true was when I realized that he carries a tape recorder with him on nights when he is partying.

At first, I was wondering how he could ever remember everything in his varying states of mind. I think he even refers to how awful it is to go back and listen to himself the next day several times in his writing.

2/2/2006 9:20:44 PM

Grapehead and I are meeting at Champs at 7 to have some drinks before we go to this

feel free to join us

2/3/2006 9:30:02 AM

do we hafta actually buy the book?

2/3/2006 9:34:34 AM

not sure

im bringing my book of pickup lines i bought off amazon a while back

2/3/2006 9:58:36 AM

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" I don't believe Bobby Digital has had any escapades coming close to what Tucker writes about happening to him. He came across as his life was as interesting as Tucker's which I would be willing to bet a fairly large sum of money that it isn't now, nor was it ever. He may be a cool guy, but how much fun can an engineer really have? "

hahahaha, you have absolutely no idea, champ.

2/3/2006 10:07:33 AM

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"I don't believe Bobby Digital has had any escapades coming close to what Tucker writes about"

you don't have any basis for this statement whatsoever. you have no idea one way or the other.

from a few things i've heard from mutual friends of bobby's and mine, he's a had a few stories that are not quite up to tucker's level, but in the neighborhood.

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"how much fun can an engineer really have?"

this is just asinine. an engineer can have as much fun as anyone else, in any other profession.

[Edited on February 3, 2006 at 10:28 AM. Reason : *]

2/3/2006 10:22:52 AM

shit yeah, you are a dumbfuck.

some of my escapades are legendary and i am a "boring ass accountant"

what bitch

2/3/2006 10:28:40 AM

he used the word champ.

someone got underneath some ones skin on that last post.

2/3/2006 10:31:11 AM

I have one specific story that is pretty close to tucker's austin road trip story, except it deals with drunk urination as opposed to defacation.

2/3/2006 11:16:17 AM

I was talking with a freind of mine this morning and we noted that the most amazing and bizarre stories you will ever hear are the ones that you simply can't make up.

It wasn't related to Tucker, but something I came across, but man was it just one of those moments of irony.

2/3/2006 4:20:45 PM

I might go to the book signing, but the afterparty's supposed to start at 30 minutes after it. What's up with that?

2/3/2006 4:33:34 PM

update

Grapehead's at home and I'm still at work

new ETA @ Champs is 7:15

2/3/2006 6:24:04 PM

OK, the guy in front of me was retarded. He was asking all these girls if they'd sleep with Tucker and then asked Tucker if he wanted him to "cut any bitches".

2/3/2006 8:58:11 PM

ahahahaha

i wish i had gone

2/3/2006 10:09:23 PM

i really hope this doesnt sound bad but i have no idea who tucker max is

2/3/2006 10:10:31 PM

Guys, come over to the afterparty.

2/3/2006 10:48:47 PM

grapehead stayed true to the game. I got head from this broad who's man is going overseas to fight tomorrow. Like whoa.

2/4/2006 1:57:10 AM

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

i totally forgot.

2/4/2006 9:54:38 AM

i mean yeah the stories are funny but hes not much worse than me as far as i can tell. this one blonde chick with her tits hangin out was tryin to hook up with him and he called her out and she got pissed and threw a drink on him...twice. i mean the bitch got humiliated, did her thing, left, came back and did it again. funny shit. his friends are good people. AAAA !!!!! WOULD DRINK AGAIN.

and one time comin out the bathroom some random chick kissed me. i dont know if she thought i was tucker or was just really friendly or what. but its cool. she looked like kaitlyn off the OC. yeah i watch the OC. stfu.

good times sru, good times.

2/4/2006 10:44:45 AM

I rolled out around 11 or so. I missed the bitch throwing the drink on him.

Tucker asked "Hey how do you want me to sign this?" and I said "To Chris, Fuck You" and then PWJ wrote "To Chris, Fuck you too". It was awesome.

[Edited on February 4, 2006 at 11:37 AM. Reason : .]

2/4/2006 11:36:21 AM

was pwj the little short guy? i hung out with one of tuckers friends for awhile at the bar that was a little guy.

2/4/2006 11:39:14 AM

Nah, PWJ was tall. He was sitting next to Tucker when he signed books.

I was hoping to talk to Slingblade, but Tucker's buddies can be a little intimidating PWJ was cool as hell too.

2/4/2006 11:40:24 AM

which one was the little guy.

slingblade seemed kinda quiet, me and sru chatted with him a bit.

2/4/2006 11:45:28 AM

Yeah, I didn't get to meet his friends that much. They were all in conversation with one another and picking up a lot of girls.

2/4/2006 11:50:55 AM

i have no idea who tucker max is

2/4/2006 1:10:39 PM

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"Then we went to the bar. I was a little excited to go out, I have many fond memories of Chapel Hill and the ladies of UNC. Sadly, I was not really able to re-live them, I instead discovered a new talent that I did not know I have: I am a cock magnet. No, seriously, I spent three years going out in Chapel Hill and never once saw a bar on Franklin so packed with guys as East End last night. I know that most of my fans are male and that's cool, but last night was out of control. I literally could not walk through the bar without a group of dudes wanting to tlak to me and do shots with me and get pictures."

ha ha sackriders

2/4/2006 7:35:32 PM

So did you suck them all off at once or one at a time, Maverick?

2/4/2006 7:45:56 PM

So this guy, is just some guy with bogus stories about girls...and guys worship him? Sound's like Will Ferrell's part in Wedding Crashers, and just as lame.

2/4/2006 8:11:38 PM

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"So did you suck them all off at once or one at a time, Maverick?"

So of all the people posting in this thread you like imagining in homosexual situations, you pick me?

I mean, I guess I should be flattered, but still

[Edited on February 4, 2006 at 8:30 PM. Reason : .]

2/4/2006 8:29:57 PM

2/4/2006 8:33:39 PM

FroshKiller is a big fairy

2/4/2006 8:34:37 PM

I'm gayer than Nathan Lane's finger up Elijah Wood's anus.

2/4/2006 8:39:14 PM

froshkiller's quality has drastically diminished - i'd say i wonder what happened but i really don't care - he tries to hard now i think

2/4/2006 8:41:04 PM

Yeah, no, you're right.

2/4/2006 8:41:33 PM

haha honestly after finding out who he is, i cant believe people actually like this dude

hes like an online blogger

thats pretty damn gay

2/4/2006 9:45:12 PM

he signed my book he wrote on pickup lines and said "this is awesome"

he knew i was old school and gave me props for it


dudes were hounding him all night, i could tell he was getting annoyed

i didn't talk to him at all at the party. his friends are good people. i think that dude PWJ got some from that smart chicks with the big tits.


hey Grape, remember that girl behind us in line? he said she whas "the chick in the Mitsubishi commercial" hillarious!

she must've went home and changed. she was at the party dressed completely different

so much happened--i think writing about it would do it injustice


thank Ganesh we made it home in one piece

2/4/2006 10:36:52 PM

Froshkiller is dead on, this shit is stupid. And you guys that act like TM is the second coming of jesus are trying way too hard.

2/4/2006 11:50:50 PM

^ you guys that care enough to post what you think about it are gay as hell

2/5/2006 11:36:41 AM

Is that weak ass troll all you can come up with?

I'm disappointed, really.

2/5/2006 12:06:18 PM

i dont think anyone should worship him. i mean hes got some funny stories and all but hes just a regular guy. difference is hes published and internet famous. i mean ive got some great ones too i just cant remember any of em long enough to write them down. no reaon to hate him really, but no reason to bow down to him either.

2/5/2006 2:31:29 PM

Tucker Max is annoying and a pathetic writer.

[Edited on February 5, 2006 at 3:43 PM. Reason : .]

2/5/2006 3:43:03 PM

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"Is that weak ass troll all you can come up with? I'm disappointed, really."

a true statement is neither a troll nor an attempt to troll.

2/5/2006 3:59:47 PM