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8/14/2009 12:02:54 PM

im going to get the big O from gunzz one day

8/14/2009 12:03:02 PM

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"laughing fuckfest > angerbang i do enjoy the laughing"

But angry sex is the best. You feel like you get an actual work out afterward.

8/14/2009 12:04:25 PM

yea but i'd rather be happy than be raged at with a dick

8/14/2009 12:05:33 PM

You will be happy....























....after the amazing angry sex

8/14/2009 12:13:32 PM

actually, i probably masturbated to porn, at least once, in every single computer lab at NCSU.

DH Hill, like whoa.

8/14/2009 12:17:40 PM

^wow

8/14/2009 12:18:14 PM

^^

8/14/2009 12:19:26 PM

i will pretty much never use another school computer again now

8/14/2009 12:23:27 PM

oh, come on...

don't tell me you guys don't know the old hole-in-the-pocket trick

8/14/2009 12:23:36 PM

Alright I'll confess. I once had sex with a guy while he was driving down the interstate. People kept flashing their headlights at us.

8/14/2009 12:24:33 PM

I may or may not have been in an orgy...

8/14/2009 12:25:42 PM

when i was in the Navy, four of us guys snuck a gal into the barracks along with a 12-pack and had a gangbang after the bar closed. i think the barracks watch even came up and joined in for a bit.

the funniest part is one of my friends was walking to the head (common bathroom), naked and with his hardon still dripping, and some other sailor walked by and called him a faggot.

they proceeded to throw punches and grapple right on the bathroom floor. the one guy totally dressed, my friend butt-naked. my friend beat his ass pretty good before we stopped it.

to this day, i'm still don't know how we didn't all wind up getting court-martialed and thrown into federal prison with dishonorable discharges.

8/14/2009 12:35:22 PM

all i can think of is how gross it is that she boned all of you

disgusting sluts are disgusting

8/14/2009 1:10:12 PM

Indeed they are son.

Indeed they are.

8/14/2009 1:11:56 PM

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 2:05 PM. Reason : ]

8/14/2009 2:04:55 PM

^That's some fucking weirdness man

8/14/2009 2:09:36 PM

what was it?

tell us....

8/14/2009 2:10:01 PM

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"Alright I'll confess. I once had sex with a guy while he was driving down the interstate. People kept flashing their headlights at us. "

I want to get it on while flying an airplane. Not a jet...just a Cessna or something.

I also want to do it underwater on SCUBA.

8/14/2009 2:14:28 PM

Yeah, too bad you can't really do that in a Pitts or Extra.

I kind of see difficulties in the Cessna too, unless it's a 4 seater and someone else is flying.

8/14/2009 2:16:22 PM

A Pitts or Extra would be physically impossible...and not a very stable platform, either.


A Cessna would be fine...get it up to like 4500-5500', maybe even 6500 to be REALLY safe, trim it out, slide the seat back, and go to town. You could probably do it in a 152, but I'd take a 172 to make things easier.

8/14/2009 2:18:42 PM

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"^That's some fucking weirdness man"

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"what was it? tell us...."

nothing, forget it....

regardless of my own experiences, the US Navy is a a fine organization of highly trained professionals, and the actions of a few lowlife hooligans such as myself shouldn't be used to paint the 99% of honorable sailors as a bunch of alcohol-soaked fratboys.

apologies to current and past military who served honorably.

8/14/2009 2:24:38 PM

Doing it on a raft on the pond in the yard at my boyfriend's parents' house. Hopefully they didn't have binoculars.

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"Alright I'll confess. I once had sex with a guy while he was driving down the interstate. People kept flashing their headlights at us."

That's not just frisky, that's dangerous.

8/14/2009 2:37:39 PM

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"Alright I'll confess. I once had sex with a guy while he was driving down the interstate. People kept flashing their headlights at us."

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"That's not just frisky, that's dangerous."

The risky frisky.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 2:48 PM. Reason : code]

8/14/2009 2:47:59 PM

hey! i not only made a parody thread that worked, but it is still alive after most of a day has gone by! i'm getting better at this shit.

8/14/2009 4:08:10 PM

i once had sex in sanford mall (the app equivalent of court of the carolinas, sort of)

8/14/2009 4:12:00 PM

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"fucked in the DH Hill library"

I, too, have done this. Twas a glorious day.

One time I went with my ex gf and her family on a vacation, her brother was in my grade and had a gf that he brought along too. Anyway, the room we were in had 2 twin beds so brother and his gf took one and me and my gf took the other. I ended up quietly banging his sister like 4 feet away from him. I thought him and his gf were asleep but apparently his gf was awake and laid there listening to it all night and then complained about it in the morning.

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 4:22 PM. Reason : thought of a good one...]

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 4:23 PM. Reason : clarity]

8/14/2009 4:16:22 PM

The things you people do in public. If only I had the confidence.

8/14/2009 4:19:59 PM

^^ when i lived in the fraternity house in college, we had a big room, partitioned off with beds for 3 of us (and a center living area with a sectional couch, tv, stereo, etc).

I remember one night after a party when all 3 of us had girls stay with us, plus another friend of ours on the couch with some other girl. 8 people boning down simultaneously in one room, haha.

8/14/2009 5:49:55 PM

Two guys, a girl, and a showering place.

8/14/2009 5:56:13 PM

had a girlfriend once who gave me a blowjob in teh Hillsborough Street waffle house at 2;30 am, on a weekend night after bars let out.

the place was packed, with people waiting to be seated.

i was trying to be discrete, and thinking (hoping) no one would notice, but there were a group of mexicans sitting across from our booth and they were staring hard.

then that old waitress (Betty?) saw us and started screaming. i mean, literally screaming.

"You people are NASTY. Get OUT of my restaurant, now! get out of here NOW!"

we were hauling ass to the door, i was still trying to pull my drawers up, my girl was laughing and covering her face... and nearly everyone in the restaurant was hooting and cheering, some guys stood and gave a standing ovation.

we got in my car and drove the hell out of there scared to death i was gonna get a DUI.

8/14/2009 5:57:44 PM

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"I may or may not have been in an orgy..."

8/14/2009 6:14:32 PM

im not sure if i've ever been in an orgy.

when does it stop being group sex, and start being an orgy?

8/14/2009 6:19:00 PM

i'm not very frisky

8/14/2009 6:20:11 PM

^^when you exchange partners??

8/14/2009 6:23:56 PM

hmm.. i guess ive had one event that qualifies, sort of, when me and my friend swapped girls out halfway thru.

doesnt seem like a "textbook" orgy though.

i want to get in on something like in Caligula, or Eyes Wide Shut.

8/14/2009 6:28:55 PM

hahaha omg her name is Betty and that woman needs to write a book about all the bullshit she has seen go down in that waffle house

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8/14/2009 6:49:35 PM

chased a ball of string

hid in a paper bag

ate a mouse after playing with it for 15 minutes

8/14/2009 6:51:13 PM

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"that woman needs to write a book about all the bullshit she has seen go down in that waffle house"

Dude, she's dead.

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I tried to bump that for you, but it's too old

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 6:53 PM. Reason : df]

8/14/2009 6:52:26 PM

oh shit when did she die

i haven't been there in years

[Edited on August 14, 2009 at 6:54 PM. Reason : ok thanks]

8/14/2009 6:53:25 PM

damn, that's really sad

8/14/2009 7:00:57 PM

oh, man....

8/14/2009 10:09:23 PM

it's really ironic to me that she got killed by a drunk driver...

after she was so sweet to drunk people at waffle house

poor woman

RIP Miss Betty

8/14/2009 10:15:31 PM

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"i'm not very frisky "

8/14/2009 10:18:44 PM