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7/5/2011 6:59:57 PM

Quote :

""I appreciate all kinds of female beauty but I am definitely very attracted to chubby girls. I love chubby girl tits, asses, legs, and hips. I love to lay my head on a soft belly. I love spreading those fat pussy lips. Writing this PM has given me a ferocious boner. ""

Just requoting a confession because I know how he feels! I'm in good shape, work out 5 days a week, and although I find fit chicks attractive, I absolutely love a cute thick chick!

Can I have a confession or two?

7/5/2011 10:03:37 PM

Quote :

"So I am so way too invested in the character marriage on Medium that it makes me so sad when her husband wants to leave her or is extremely frustrated with who she is. Like it is personal or like I know these people to be my friends. I think it makes me so sad/scared because my guy is so loyal and amazing "like" her husband and I am always afraid that he will get tired of who I am"

7/5/2011 10:04:38 PM

Accepting confessions

7/5/2011 10:06:21 PM

Tell that guy to holler at this girl

7/5/2011 10:09:33 PM

I want a confession

7/5/2011 10:11:26 PM

Quote :

"All I want is a place to call home. But I won't have it until I am old and gray. I am destined for wandering and leaving weary lonesome hearts behind. The best years of my life will have been spent alone in a crowd, distanced further by my differences in beliefs. "

7/5/2011 10:17:39 PM

Why do girls get all the confessions lol

7/5/2011 10:23:45 PM

^^ I know that feeling, but it gets better. Whoever sent that, you just gotta have hope

7/5/2011 10:56:59 PM

okay, okay...I'll take one. Someone pop my confession cherry with a doozy

7/6/2011 12:44:03 AM

Quote :

"I'm thinking of friending my ex only because she's friended a bunch of people we know and is ignoring me. I'm already banging someone else but it still drives me kind of nuts that she hasn't even tried to friend me. NOT COOL BRO, NOT COOL. btw this is saps "

7/6/2011 12:56:39 AM

^ lol

7/6/2011 1:16:06 AM

THANK YOU


that shit was kind of funny

7/6/2011 1:17:25 AM

i wish somebody would send me a confession that isn't controversial enough to warrant a followup PM from someone else

7/6/2011 8:54:30 AM

Quote :

"I think I've wanked it so much that it is starting to affect my brain. Maybe dopamine depletion? I'm having a more difficult time focusing and my memory seems significantly weakened. I don't know if it is possible but I would like to hear the thoughts of others on this issue. Especially some here who have studied mental health. Is this even possible? "

7/6/2011 9:11:43 AM

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" okay, so I've been hanging out with the wrong crowd for a while, and it's gotten me nowhere. I just think about all the stupid shit I've done with my buddy O-Dog, and it's gotten to be too much. We've done a lot of illegal stuff, and it just needs to stop. Just the other day I got into a fight with this guy who was cousins with some girl I slept with (she's pregnant, and thinks I'm the father, but fuck that, I know it wasn't me). We started arguing, and I ended up stomping his ass out in front of my Grandparents front yard. But I'm done with this shit. My girlfriend is moving to Atlanta for her new job, and I think I'm gonna go with her. We're leaving this week, and I can finally leave all this trash behind me. "

7/6/2011 10:12:37 AM

I should add that movie to my netflix queue; i haven't seen it in forever.

7/6/2011 10:14:11 AM

i cant believe no one has confessed since 10am

7/6/2011 10:38:34 PM

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"In my first week of kindergarten, maybe the first day, my teacher left the class unattended for a few minutes. A girl named Sheryl Baldwin wandered into the classroom. Now, there was something obviously wrong with the girl—not physically but mentally. I'd never met anyone like that. My classmates told me she was "retarded" and that we should make her leave. A bunch of these little four- and five-year-olds surrounded that poor girl and started beating her. She fell to the floor and started crying. I'm ashamed to say that I joined them. By the time our teacher came back, Sheryl had managed to get away, and everything had gone back to normal. No one ever got in trouble for it as far as I know. I helped beat that poor girl because I wanted to fit in. Ever since, I've felt deep shame every time I've gotten the detestable impulse to do something just to fit in. "

7/7/2011 4:27:16 PM

^ At least you learned your lesson and didn't become a lifelong dick. Maybe

7/7/2011 4:34:24 PM

Gah I haven't gotten a confession in a while

7/7/2011 4:37:59 PM

Send your confessions here. I've never had one

7/7/2011 5:06:14 PM

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"In first grade, we were cutting out shapes with safety scissors when I decided I would give my deskmate a haircut. She had her hair up in a ponytail so I just decided to cut her ponytail off. For being safety scissors, they sure are sharp enough to cut off an entire ponytail easily The girl started to cry and all the kids that saw what I did were like "oooh you're going to get in so much trouble" so I started to cry too. I wasn't upset about what I did. Just upset about the potential trouble I could get in. The teacher noticed all the commotion and came over to see what had happened. She asked who cut this girl's hair and I wasn't going to give myself up. But my classmates did that for me. She asked me to step outside the classroom with her. She asked why did I cut off her ponytail. Was there something happening in the classroom or anywhere else that was making me upset? I had remembered a story my parents were telling me prior to this happening about my great uncle (who I never met) that died like a week earlier. Which, of course, is what I used as my inspiration for why I did what I did. I cried that I lost my uncle and was very very upset. I didn't think my sob story was very convincing. But I got a hug out of it and she didn't mention anything about telling my parents. So I thought I was out of the woods. When the end of the week reports came out that week, mine said something about how my teacher was glad that I had gotten over that bad day I had had earlier that week. Of course I had to tell my parents then. I don't remember if I got punished but I don't think I did. The girl whose hair I styled had to go home that afternoon and get a haircut. She came back the next day and she looked like a boy I sure hope that my classmate isn't on TWW "

7/7/2011 5:14:53 PM

entertain me someone pm me with your confession!

7/7/2011 5:18:26 PM

i lol'd at the ponytail story

good stuff

7/7/2011 7:50:21 PM

the last one i sent out wasn't posted.

oh well

7/8/2011 3:27:03 PM

Oops, sorry about that.

Quote :

"I am a doodyhead."

7/8/2011 3:28:00 PM

^^Same here.

It wasn't at all interesting though so it's just whatevs.

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 3:28 PM. Reason : slow]

7/8/2011 3:28:17 PM

^^ well great now everybody knows it was from me

7/8/2011 3:33:32 PM

Quote :

"my ex broke up with his girlfriend on Tuesday so we could try to work things out. we're having a first date tonight. "

getchu some

and another:

Quote :

"Samwise is always talking about how huge her boobs are but in pictures I think they look like B cups max. "

uwrong. I seen 'em.

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 6:16 PM. Reason : in person I mean ... clothed. No rumors getting started here. ]

7/8/2011 6:04:25 PM

hey youse guys

send me some confessions

7/8/2011 6:35:13 PM

i think whoever posted the sam confession is prob a guy

guys never understand how bra sizes work.

7/8/2011 6:38:34 PM

please explain bewbs

7/8/2011 6:39:42 PM

I miss the cute B cup boobs I had in ninth grade. Mine already a little saggy.

7/8/2011 6:43:59 PM

7/8/2011 6:45:46 PM

like if someone wears a 34C they can usually also wear a 32D

but these boobs don't look overly giant because they are on smaller bands

like someone with 38D or DD boobies has big ole boobs (IMO)

its not like a D is the same across the board on every band like a D on a 38 def does NOT equal a D cup on a 32

but boys get confused

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 6:48 PM. Reason : .]

7/8/2011 6:46:29 PM

new plan

send me confessions about bewbz, now that i understand bras.

thanks khcadwal!

7/8/2011 6:48:36 PM

Quote :

"i've lost about 35lbs in the last year i've gone from a D+ (big D) to a B- (small B) cry with me"

hooray for weight loss, but i will always mourn the loss of bewbs

7/8/2011 6:52:31 PM

more bewbz confessions, ive started a theme and it is the best ever

7/8/2011 7:03:35 PM

Quote :

"ever since it was brought up on the board earlier i've been stressing out about whether or not I pass the "fat upper arm test""

absolutely you pass. remember coleybird and her ham arms? youre very far from that

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 8:18 PM. Reason : edit for pic]

7/8/2011 8:16:51 PM

haha. women are so slick when it comes to fishing for compliments.

7/8/2011 8:22:45 PM

ok that was technically a bewbz confession since it had profile of bewbz, lets keep the theme going. send me more boobz related confessions

7/8/2011 8:23:32 PM

I have been wondering about the fat arm test, too. I am so insecure about that. I don't know if she was fishing for compliments but maybe she is in the insecure boat with me. I forgive her for that.

7/8/2011 8:26:34 PM

punchmonk, pic is unrelated

a guy sent that confession

7/8/2011 8:33:03 PM

for some reason it had never dawned on me to send cock pics as a confession

7/8/2011 8:33:10 PM

please dont. the theme is bewbs related confessions.

[Edited on July 8, 2011 at 8:34 PM. Reason : haha nevm]

7/8/2011 8:34:44 PM

pm sent

7/8/2011 8:36:48 PM

Quote :

"8=D"

7/8/2011 8:39:06 PM

well played

7/8/2011 8:40:57 PM

I'll take dick pic confession please

7/8/2011 8:54:00 PM