why are there footprints on the back of my jacket?

oh yeah, because I had someone stand on my shoulders to fix a marine corps flag in Old Town in the rain.

feels good man.

11/17/2011 6:19:18 AM

Somebody needs to be publicly acknowledged for this idiotic shit. Who the fuck tries to meet me for fucking coffee when I've already made it clear they are valuable for only one purpose?

I mean seriously, what the fuck is the purpose of such a meeting? You must think you're going to feel better about your own life by seeing me and that simply isn't going to happen. I make more money in a day than you do in a year fool. I've got Padron's and Davidoff's on tap 24/7 bwoh.

This is the second time in the past couple months that someone has contacted me in such a manner. I don't think they get it. I fucking run dis.

11/17/2011 6:30:38 AM

Ughhh I was so glad that I wasn't feeling like everyone else on here......



Until this morning. I feel like poop

11/17/2011 7:44:55 AM

wtf did I do to my leg. Can barely walk on it.

11/17/2011 8:07:24 AM

now you know how i feel when sam sleeps with me...

i'm convinced he beats the shit out of me in my sleep

11/17/2011 8:30:11 AM

Email I just got from my father-in-law

Quote :

"I just received a call from one of our neighbors telling me how some people have been taken in by scammers promising to do work in their yards and taking off with money given to them up front. The scammers, in this instance, were a husband and wife. He was using the name Tim Taylor. Times are tough and people are always coming up with ways to get your money. Stay alert and don't be taken in by strangers."

LOL TIM TAYLOR, YOU BINFORD TOOLS SON OF A BITCH

[Edited on November 17, 2011 at 8:38 AM. Reason : f]

11/17/2011 8:37:06 AM

Looks like another awesome Thursday is on tap... please to get here faster 6 pm!

11/17/2011 8:46:33 AM

^^ ahahaha that's awesome. Well, not the part where people have their money stolen but you know

11/17/2011 8:48:46 AM

They should've gone with Al Borland

11/17/2011 8:51:51 AM

Suspects



I'm more surprised that people would give payment before any work is done. Then again, my father-in-law lives in Florida and old people are very easy targets.

[Edited on November 17, 2011 at 8:53 AM. Reason : f]

11/17/2011 8:52:13 AM

Well I mean, pretty much all general contractors require a sizable chunk of money upfront to do work and then you just have to hope and pray they don't fuck you over lol.

11/17/2011 8:56:18 AM

I'm pretty sure these people were just going door-to-door

11/17/2011 8:58:45 AM

my job description apparently includes controlling how the post office handles third class mail

11/17/2011 9:29:47 AM

umad?

11/17/2011 9:31:15 AM

a little bit...

i hate it when people call here yelling at me and all pissed off because the post office hasn't delivered their magazine in a timely fashion...


it leaves here the same time every month...

it's third class...the post office can sit on it for up to 3 weeks and there is absolutely NOTHING i can do about it...

so unless they want to start paying thousands of dollars for ads so i can send it out first class then they just have to get over it...

11/17/2011 9:34:42 AM

Some guy came and yelled at me because the fed ex guy didn't knock long enough. He wanted me to call him and tell him to come back to the house. Silly people are silly.

11/17/2011 9:46:29 AM

I think I'll start bringing in something for breakfast throughout the week on Mondays so I can eat here.

11/17/2011 9:56:18 AM

That Neese's sausage thread made me hungry for sausage and eggs. Maybe I will do that for lunch.

11/17/2011 10:01:55 AM

lol they're doing some sort of interviews near my office and listening to the lack of interviewing skills of some of these candidates is pretty hilarious.

11/17/2011 10:06:24 AM

doing chores all day on your day off kinda of sucks. However, having a clean house, clean clothes, clean animals, working toilets, and a delicious dinner seem to make it worth it.

11/17/2011 10:13:30 AM

Ugh I still have so much cleaning to do before Thanksgiving. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

11/17/2011 10:15:11 AM

My granddaddy is in the hospital

11/17/2011 10:29:44 AM

yay half bathroom is painted. now i must decide if i want to paint the toilet room (seriously what is that room called?) in the master bathroom the same color. and if i am feel adventurous enough to freaking do a small room. at least the ceilings aren't 12 feet high

and if i can get the upstairs hallway painted too, that's one less thing i would have to pay a painter to do when they come to do the downstairs and hallway.

11/17/2011 10:54:41 AM

yay winter paycuts and time off =/

^ watercloset maybe?

11/17/2011 10:56:19 AM

charleston cancelled, gatlinburg it is

11/17/2011 11:48:12 AM

why do people have to have combined fb profiles with their spouses? HisnameHername Lastname it's so weird, who am I supposed to accept the friend request for? Neither sounds familiar but I guess I did go to elementary school with one of them....

11/17/2011 12:39:56 PM

I am so excited about the rest of the year.

11/17/2011 12:48:14 PM

probably wasn't the best day to take ryan to my mom

she's a little preoccupied with her dad
she was more interested in me getting her new phone working than listening to my instructions...AND she wouldn't listen to me when i told her it was nap time, and now he hasn't napped yet (3 hours overdue at this point) which means tonight is probably gonna be hell

oh well...not my problem now. me day at the house until i go pick him up at 3:45.

11/17/2011 12:52:10 PM

50 lbs of flour makes a great big biscuit

11/17/2011 2:16:22 PM

Quote :

"the toilet room (seriously what is that room called?)"

OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME

11/17/2011 2:20:36 PM

I'm going home early....not feeling so hot

11/17/2011 2:24:42 PM

errybody gettin sick

11/17/2011 2:25:10 PM

I'm trying to avoid it before this weekend

11/17/2011 2:25:26 PM

i'd rather get sick now and avoid it over thanksgiving (if i had to get sick)

11/17/2011 2:27:09 PM

^4 you know part of me was looking to see if anyone from the Beachbody thread would pick up on that considering the discussion that occurred a few weeks ago

NO 4 SERIOUS SLAVE.

11/17/2011 2:27:27 PM

I need to not be having a food coma right now.

11/17/2011 3:26:24 PM

11/17/2011 3:30:26 PM

poor minka, the foster family was never kind

11/17/2011 3:30:47 PM

lolol

^haha

Man, I wish this day would hurry up and end.




[Edited on November 17, 2011 at 3:32 PM. Reason : f]

11/17/2011 3:31:12 PM

sit on my FACE

11/17/2011 3:31:14 PM

you know they were tellin her to suck that clit

11/17/2011 3:33:34 PM

man tdub sucks today, im going back to work

11/17/2011 3:34:42 PM

11/17/2011 3:36:23 PM

i realized i only keep the threads that contain code that is unique but rarely used in my topics

11/17/2011 4:03:54 PM

$41.53 left on my car loan!


gonna let this last payment process and make sure that's it and then my car will be paid off by monday

11/17/2011 4:07:13 PM

Debating on going to the gym or going shopping...I did have a killer work out yesterday.

So then maybe Gym tomorrow night? gah so indecisive.

11/17/2011 4:36:13 PM

always choose the gym

11/17/2011 4:36:50 PM

Sweet little old lady on the phone making me cry

She lost her husband of 60 years.




Told me to make sure I kiss my husband every night.

11/17/2011 4:42:53 PM

kissing your husband should be THAT bad

11/17/2011 4:45:05 PM

What am I making for dinner? :-/

11/17/2011 5:08:38 PM