dhcpme All American 1429 Posts user info edit post |
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Førte All American 23525 Posts user info edit post |
oops 9/28/2007 3:29:38 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
I BET SOME OF YOU TOOLS HAVE BEEN DOING THAT TONIGHT 10/7/2007 4:49:36 AM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
I've never done coke, but weed and shrooms are fair game. I'm definitely more of a weed guy though 10/7/2007 7:37:43 AM |
Sgt Hartman Veteran 427 Posts user info edit post |
Watch Requiem for a Dream and then tell me you still want to do coke 10/7/2007 2:10:07 PM |
Murdoc Suspended 391 Posts user info edit post |
They were doing meth in that movie 10/7/2007 2:17:55 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.letsdocoke.ytmnd.com
loller 10/7/2007 2:21:43 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
10/7/2007 2:28:10 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
rusty pipes! 10/7/2007 2:29:26 PM |
josephlava21 All American 2613 Posts user info edit post |
this thread is whiter than a paper plate in a snow storm 10/7/2007 3:06:23 PM |
Str8BacardiL ************ 41752 Posts user info edit post |
This guy is the owner of Gumby's pizza.
10/10/2007 12:15:39 AM |
Grandmaster All American 10829 Posts user info edit post |
sara was the only one in requiem even close to doing meth. harry, tyrone and marion were all heroin addicts and the few times you see white is uncut H.
Spun, on the other hand, is all about meth, borrows most all of the camera work from AronofskyRequiem and could be confused, if you are one that lacks the intelligence to complete 120 raked hands of .25c poker without losing 50 dollars.
[Edited on October 10, 2007 at 12:29 AM. Reason : .] 10/10/2007 12:26:18 AM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "if you are one that lacks the intelligence to complete 120 raked hands of .25c poker without losing 50 dollars." |
lololol10/10/2007 9:27:57 AM |
aea All Amurican 5269 Posts user info edit post |
r this serious thread?! how did i overlook this one... 11/14/2007 11:20:18 PM |
LovedYoMoma All American 5419 Posts user info edit post |
11/14/2007 11:25:31 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
cocaine is so over rated...it just makes you really figity and makes your heart beat like a mf
its kinda the opposite of marijuana, which is a big turn off for me 11/14/2007 11:26:21 PM |
ncemt_03 All American 5453 Posts user info edit post |
Coke is terrible for only one reason--- the fallout....
For those who have dabbled with the drug you may have experience the following sequence of events.....
1) You get a happy sack of yayo and obligatorily lick/stick your pinky or index finger into the sack (generally weighing less than paid for) and grab a good taste to decipher if it is quality product or not.
2) (assuming it is decent shit) You begin to feel a bit of a tingle in your gums spreading to the back of your tongue.
3) Once the majority of your face is numb and you have validated that this is going to be a terrible evening you step into step 4.
4) Search around the room for a small and preferably flat surface which you cna never seem to find immediately. You could just use your desk or coffee table however a CD case, binder, or mirror always seems to be a more appropriate utensil of sorts.
5) You then dump out a bit to share with friends... This amount is usually a bit less than you would generally do yourself, but hey- The shits expensive right?
6) After each doing a small line the rush is immediate and unexpected as it creeps up on you a bit. This step is considered the "teaser" as it is a wonderfully acceptable social buz that doesn't necessarily hinder your ability to function properly.
7) After a good 15 minutes you go for round two... ONly this time "THE DRUG" begins to think for you. Now rather than cutting out a few equally sized lines you cut out a few small and one a bit larger for yourself... ensuring that you do yours first so no one notices you also dab a bit off the table for a lipper and cary on your way.
8-10) Continue the same process until hands are clammy, jaw free swinging, legs a bit shaky, and speech so accelerated that you stop and try to replay what you said in order to make sense of it...
9) *THE FALLOUT* You realize you are now out of cocaine and are DEVASTATED. From here there are 2 options...
a) You find more. - In this case you will continue up all night and probably into the morning. - You try to buy more in the morning but realize that either no one is awake or you are piss broke. Probably try to call a few friends to borrow money or a couple dealers to wake their significant others and generally wind up feeling stupid as shit in the morning. - regardless you wind up in the same situation as described below only feeling double as shitty. b) You can't find more. -In this scenario you will have probably spent at least a good half hour trying to find someone with shit and at least another hour waiting on a "call back ;-)" By the time You accept the fact that you are done for the night the birds are already chirping. - Now it is time for bed.... You can never quite get comfortable and your eyes refuse to stay shut. Chances are you were drinking all night so you probably have to piss every 10 minutes which doesn't help the sleeping situation. - You try to smoke pot to help sleep... this is worthless as you wind up with cotton mouth and are forced to get up for a drink only making you have to piss more often.
10) SO you never really got to sleep eh? You get that half assed sleep where you are awake but body is resting, eyes closed, and the clock speeds by.
11) You go to work/school the following morning. Nose is sniffly, because you are congested your oxygen flow is faulty and you are good and dreary/dissoriented. Everyone seems to be looking at you funny as you wipe itty bitty bloody specs of snot onto your sleeve. You pray for the day to end.
12) the day ends and you realize the following:
- My nose hurts, feels like it is broken, and bleeding. -I can't breathe. -I am out of cash that I needed for something else -My co workers think I'm a junkie -My dealers won't talk to me because I woke them up at 9am. -My friends won't talk to me because i tried to borrow money at 9am. -I AM OUT OF COKE STILL!!!
OR- I suppose you could go out to the titty bar, bump a couple, get laid, go to bed, and have a solid social life.... who knows 11/14/2007 11:52:10 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
Ive never done any drugs. For the record 11/14/2007 11:55:54 PM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
From a scientific stand point
Coke's major job is to make your body release dopamine. You body has an alotted amount that it distributes regularly. Dopamine is largely responsible for a person's happiness. When you do coke, your brain is fooled into releasing dopamine, draining your bodies natural supplies. Now, the terrible crash asssociated with coke is due to the fact that when you come down from all that dopamine, your body has used all it has. Now, it does not have enough to continue it normal secretion. Thus, a person must do more coke, just to feel normal. Think of it as spending your pay check in the first day rather than budgeting it across the two weeks.
In essence: If you do coke you are totally fucked. 11/15/2007 12:32:26 AM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
^If any of that is wrong, which I am pretty sure it isn't feel free to correct me 11/15/2007 12:33:09 AM |
ncemt_03 All American 5453 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If you do coke you are totally fucked" |
[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 3:44 PM. Reason : .]11/15/2007 3:43:52 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha
i forgot about this thread. 11/15/2007 3:45:43 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
like any other drug/vice it depends on the quality. Sure, the dealer will give you a bump of his good shit for free, but there on after you're paying for low grade shit.
No that i would know or anything, because ive never done drugs, ever. 11/15/2007 3:46:50 PM |
ncemt_03 All American 5453 Posts user info edit post |
lol- ^^me too.... and then I "bumped" into it
^true... unless you are the supplier or just someone really special in which case:
Quote : | "you are totally fucked" |
[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 3:49 PM. Reason : .]11/15/2007 3:47:11 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I want to get into the cocaine business for the ladies.
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lmao
I'm hilarious.11/15/2007 3:50:02 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Cocaine is powerful enough to make you steal your SO's stash when your's is all gone.
[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 3:55 PM. Reason : .] 11/15/2007 3:53:50 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
I will never do it again 11/15/2007 4:00:50 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^true... unless you are the supplier or just someone really special " |
or unless you've known the seller for over ten years and he always saves the prime gator for you.11/15/2007 4:01:08 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
prime gator?
what the hell kind of term is that? 11/15/2007 4:02:42 PM |
ncemt_03 All American 5453 Posts user info edit post |
be my friend? 11/15/2007 4:03:21 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
be my friend? 11/15/2007 4:04:53 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gator
scroll down and peruse the pages.
most of the time wepeople just say "lay out some gators"
[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 4:06 PM. Reason : not gonna get into this again ] 11/15/2007 4:05:54 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
i get it
when a line of cocaine is wide in the middle and narrow at the end
it resembles an alligator. 11/15/2007 4:07:02 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
as in snorting gator tails 11/15/2007 4:07:22 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
exactly
or you can ball out and go for a Hollywood which is a big one lined across the whole width of the mirror.
[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 4:09 PM. Reason : but then you'd probably die. unless you were baller] 11/15/2007 4:07:38 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
you're like some kind of mentor, jeepin4x4 11/15/2007 4:08:27 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
no. i'm not. 11/15/2007 4:09:46 PM |
ncemt_03 All American 5453 Posts user info edit post |
or better yet... a "half gagger" 11/15/2007 4:12:30 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
what the hell
where's "half gagger" come from? 11/15/2007 4:12:59 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
"God damn, god damn! I almost fuckin' puked off that gagger I just ripped! But I'm geeked of my ass now so its all good." 11/15/2007 4:14:13 PM |
pwrstrkdf250 Suspended 60006 Posts user info edit post |
11/15/2007 4:17:56 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
but but
you wouldn't gag on something that is ingested nasally
right? 11/15/2007 4:18:27 PM |
terpball All American 22489 Posts user info edit post |
it numbs as it drips - and still makes you gag if you SNORT A BIG ENOUGH LINE! 11/15/2007 4:19:05 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
drugs scare me 11/15/2007 4:19:27 PM |
ncemt_03 All American 5453 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ you still (the next day) make me LOL w/ this thread 11/15/2007 4:21:50 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
[no homo] 11/15/2007 4:27:56 PM |
PaulISdead All American 8750 Posts user info edit post |
i heard that you will die the first time you try cocaine 11/15/2007 7:01:44 PM |