:gutterball:

I should waarn you, I'm a PRETTY good bowler

5/3/2008 12:49:38 PM

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"How much money did they have to pay to get this game hyped? It really is an excellent example of proper marketing to the "gamer" crowd."

a non-gamer making fun of a game. thats original.


then again, its no AC.

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 1:55 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2008 1:54:46 PM

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5/3/2008 2:01:56 PM

that's probably the greatest advertisement for GTA IV ever

haha, i wonder how a game made by the pentagon would be

5/3/2008 2:12:21 PM

LMAO....
"whatever happened to pong?" LOL

I liked his lil thing about how soldiers in World War 1 hardly ever pulled the trigger to kill people. Where in the fuck did he get those stats? I guess the guys in the civil war were playing like HorseCart Theft 18 or something, cuz they had no problems pullin the fuckin trigger

5/3/2008 2:16:55 PM

well, that was very interesting. I think I'm going to go flip on the ol' xbox and train myself to kill for a couple hours.

^While I don't know where his stats came from, the amount of soldiers who do not fire their weapon at the enemy would certainly be something the military would want to study and have statistics on.

[Edited on May 3, 2008 at 2:23 PM. Reason : .]

5/3/2008 2:17:03 PM

Probably has more to do with how well trained the soldiers are now compared to what they were during the world wars.

5/3/2008 2:46:46 PM

Sounds like Glenn Beck should move to another fucking country.

5/3/2008 2:57:21 PM

^i have gta - and your a stupid lib

5/3/2008 3:01:02 PM

aha

sounds like he thought it was acceptable to hire the prostitutes for sex

but beating them up with a baseball bat was the final straw

5/3/2008 4:21:25 PM

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"HorseCart Theft 18"

5/3/2008 4:25:45 PM

so can you sleep with Kate, or is it always a "just friends" kind of thing

i have the fondness at 100% but no die on the sex

5/3/2008 5:49:56 PM

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"a non-gamer making fun of a game. thats original."

Yeah i am not obsessed with video games.

Doesn't mean this game is over hyped or that I don't try them all out to form my own opinion.

5/3/2008 6:01:06 PM

Anyone here encounter the game freezing? I played a few days with no problems, but now it freezes at the load screen. Tried re-installing, deleting save files, pretty much everything and the game won't load aynmore, just sits on the load screen with the text in the bottom right... Yeah this is on a PS3.

5/3/2008 6:01:23 PM

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" Yeah i am not obsessed with video games. Doesn't mean this game is over hyped or that I don't try them all out to form my own opinion."

you don't have to be obsessed with video games to appreciate them and be a 'gamer'.

5/3/2008 6:23:06 PM

i just love that blasting somebody driving a car puts their fucking head on the wheel with the horn blowing

5/3/2008 7:48:18 PM

I just beat the story and am at 66.67% done tonight (yeah, I played the shit out of this game already). The last mission blows a huge cock. Also, be aware that being violent and killing all the people you have a choice to kill can come back and bite you in the ass. There was a huge plot twist and it turned the game into anything but a happy ending. I won't post anything because it's a big ass spoiler and I don't want to give anything at all away because it's excellent writing despite the melancholy ending.

5/3/2008 8:31:30 PM

^ yeah, and then try and steal the car. you open the door and just drag the body out of the car.

5/3/2008 8:34:26 PM

post easy ways to beat 'No Love Lost' where you have to chase the boyfriend on a bike. I'm trying to shoot him as I follow him, I can't seem to be able to just straight up chase him. I also tried killing the daughter but that doesn't advance the story.

5/3/2008 9:19:47 PM

so what happens when you are in a chopper and you have 6 or 5 stars?

5/3/2008 9:21:07 PM

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"post easy ways to beat 'No Love Lost' where you have to chase the boyfriend on a bike. I'm trying to shoot him as I follow him, I can't seem to be able to just straight up chase him. I also tried killing the daughter but that doesn't advance the story."

Just concentrate on following him. You don't have to shoot him on the bike, he'll stop in the park.

5/3/2008 9:34:14 PM

just fucking around with the cops and random murders.

5/3/2008 9:46:35 PM

Three Leaf Clover =

5/3/2008 10:12:32 PM

^ yeah i was up for a while last night trying to beat that one. i did a double take on the reward money from completing it.

5/4/2008 2:33:42 AM

^ still struggling with it, i hope the pay-off is worth it.

5/4/2008 2:52:42 AM

does anyone know where i'm supposed to take the cars i steal for stevie (brucie's friend)? i got the yellow banshee by middle park but i have no idea what to do with it so i parked it in front of one of my safehouses for the time being.

5/4/2008 3:40:48 AM

There's a garage on the upper east side of the map that you're supposed to take the cars to.

5/4/2008 8:33:35 AM

So does this game have multiple endings?

5/4/2008 8:39:55 AM

I think it has multiple storyline endings that result in the same last mission.

5/4/2008 9:02:43 AM

has anyone, especially on PS3, had any issues with the game freezing while loading?


My buddy's copy froze up 4-5 times in a row on the load screen


Loading - The Puertorican Connection

it would just hang up on that screen. We finally had to delete the files and start the game over from the beginning.

5/4/2008 11:26:53 AM

YA A BAD BWAI STAR, STICKIN' IT UH BABYLON YA RUDE BOI

5/4/2008 12:01:01 PM

my ps3 hasnt frozen up yet. try disabling the internet before you play. i hear that helps.

5/4/2008 12:02:37 PM

3 gfs
2 ferraris
1 pro.


can you bwn kate? because i'm on the verge if you can.

5/4/2008 12:30:24 PM

^^^^There is a lot of that going on for both PS3 and Xbox. Rockstar has said there will be an update that addresses that issue.

5/4/2008 12:31:59 PM

I am "terpball" on xbox live - I'm just started multiplayer this morning

It seems that I suck

anyway, holla at me

5/4/2008 1:38:37 PM

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"post easy ways to beat 'No Love Lost' where you have to chase the boyfriend on a bike. I'm trying to shoot him as I follow him, I can't seem to be able to just straight up chase him. I also tried killing the daughter but that doesn't advance the story. "

don't waste your time shooting him as you're chasing him; just chase him until he meets his buddy at the park. Once you're at the park, hop off your bike and use the trees for cover to kill them all off Kill them off one at a time and try to keep enough distance that you can use one tree for cover from all of them. The bikers will give you a lot of dropped weapons in the process.

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 1:59 PM. Reason : I had mine lock up on a mission the other night. Shutting down the system fixed it though.]

5/4/2008 1:58:13 PM

^ i just took a taxi (because is was the closest moderately fast & good handling car to steal) and chased him and when they got off the bikes, i just drove over those motherfuckers.

5/4/2008 2:32:42 PM

I really wish they would have stolen the shooting while driving system from saints row. I hate that you have to actually start shooting to bring up the targeting reticle.

5/4/2008 2:58:41 PM

i accidentally shot the porn shop guy in the dick instead of the leg

5/4/2008 3:12:49 PM

bumba clot lol

5/4/2008 3:13:49 PM

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"I really wish they would have stolen the shooting while driving system from saints row. I hate that you have to actually start shooting to bring up the targeting reticle."

that's really my only gripe that i have, it's ridiculous that my gun becomes a fucking bullet faucet when i am driving

5/4/2008 3:15:47 PM

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"^ i just took a taxi (because is was the closest moderately fast & good handling car to steal) and chased him and when they got off the bikes, i just drove over those motherfuckers."

yeah i tried parking a fast car next to the mission area but i still lost him. i suck at driving, especially on the bike.

SipnOnSyzurp let's get on some multiplayer

[Edited on May 4, 2008 at 3:37 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2008 3:36:40 PM

yea we can do that

i'm off tomorrow and will be parked in front of this all day while the gf is at work

you still work the graveyard shift

5/4/2008 4:26:47 PM

I found a very easy way to get the
One Man Army Survive 5 minutes on 6 star wanted level - 40 points
achievement, if you have not unlocked all of the islands. Just run along the subway track until you get to a tunnel going between islands to one you have not unlocked yet. When you get halfway there 6 stars will flash up. All you have to do is sit in the tunnel for 5 minutes (police won't come in) to unlock it.

5/4/2008 6:17:58 PM

im never going to advance in the single if i dont stop playing multi

5/4/2008 7:10:21 PM

How does the love-meet thing work? Do I have to be up to a certain point in the game to get any of the girls to be interested? I went in there and clicked the "Meet Girl" on all of the girls, but they all emailed me back and said they didn't like me. C'est la vie.

5/4/2008 7:58:07 PM

all of you that play free mode online a lot, add me to ur contacts

dweedle of course

5/4/2008 8:13:06 PM

haha, I went on the stage by accident at the strip club and then just said fuck it and massacred the entire place... molotav cocktailed the bar area.

5/4/2008 8:34:53 PM

all of you that play free mode online a lot, add me to ur contacts

wallz1441 of course.

5/4/2008 9:48:17 PM

I shot my first pigeon today.. woo hoo. 199 more to go.

5/4/2008 9:55:14 PM