haha someone is in the denial real real hard

bitch i will wear will heels and you will HAVE to look up at me bitch

6/26/2010 12:41:41 AM

WTF EVER I AM FUCKING OMNISCIENT TALL! NO HEELS CAN DEFEAT ME!

6/26/2010 12:42:52 AM

you obviously have never been stomped on by stilettos

[Edited on June 26, 2010 at 12:44 AM. Reason : yet]

6/26/2010 12:44:15 AM

6/26/2010 12:49:31 AM

Hey Molly, I like the way you hold a pole!

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/boa/1810346929.html

6/28/2010 8:39:01 AM

6/28/2010 9:19:29 AM

raleigh craigslist > personals > missed connections
please flag with care:

miscategorized
prohibited
spam/overpost
best of craigslist
Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities
Ryan, You helped me with my car - w4m (Cary)
Date: 2010-06-30, 11:03AM EDT
Reply To This Post

You gave me your number but I can't find it. By the way I did notice your rather boner when you walked away.

* Location: Cary
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1818858353

6/30/2010 11:14:48 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/laf/1820378661.html

Quote :

"I think I lost some foam pool noodles from my truck on i40 the other day. No big deal to me, but my kids are going apeshit. I told them I'd buy them more noodles, but for whatever reason they want these; something about them being perfectly taped together. Anyway, if you've seen them, let me know."

7/1/2010 5:09:35 PM

Quote :

" Part- time on call Home Care Provider (Platteville, Co) Date: 2010-06-27, 1:05AM MDT Reply to: gigs-qmfjw-1813283789@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Where looking for someone Caring Trust worthly, very Flexiable, someone who will be on time to work an someone who is understanding to life situation if that is you continue if not please don't waist your time! Job Discription: Where looking for a reliable person who can take care of 86 year old elderly women in her home, you must be able to lift an have a ride to an from work, don't mind doing light house work an is able to cook. This position is very laid back an it pays 9 hr every week. We need a indivual who can work Mid an Over night Shifts an someone who can be on call when other employee's call in or isn't able to make it. This position can be temp or Full time, depending on your work performance. If possible will need someone to start as soon as Monday it really depends. I need someone who is serious about working!! If this person is you please give me a call 303-350-6900 thank you! FYI: If You have no experience we can not hire!! Age Range: 29-35 "

7/9/2010 9:19:16 PM

Quote :

"I'm looking for someone to create a design for a gay porn site that I'm currently developing. The site has the following pages: 1) Warning under 18 splash page (similar: http://dreamstash.com/) 2) Home page for unregistered members 3) Home page for registered members 4) Search results page 5) Video play page 6) Models list page 7) Models profile page 8) Compliance page 9) Thank you page after membership signup All the pages will pretty much have a similar look and feel. I'm looking to pay $100-$150."

7/12/2010 8:27:37 AM

Quote :

"On the quiddictch field - m4w - 22 (UNC) Date: 2010-07-12, 7:27PM EDT Reply To This Post You were standing on the edge of the field watching us through your magic picture box looking prettier than Hermione ever could. If you'd like to take a look at my wizard's wand sometime send me an owlgram (or an email) and let me know what position I was playing. "

7/13/2010 1:00:51 PM

David you know that was you.

7/13/2010 1:35:01 PM

Quote :

" Education lawyer needed (Triangle) Date: 2010-07-05, 11:00PM EDT Reply to: job-qbxjr-1827557650@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I need an education lawyer that will help me deal with a local university without trying to rob me. I've already had one bad experience but unfortunately this might be the only way for me to get my degree. I will provide additional information via email. I can do the majority of the paperwork myself, just need someone to assist with negotiations. "

[Edited on July 13, 2010 at 1:39 PM. Reason : ,]

7/13/2010 1:38:43 PM

ahahahahahahhahahaha

7/13/2010 1:39:39 PM

7/13/2010 1:47:22 PM

that's awesome

though he should've just gotten a small girl to do it

7/13/2010 1:48:58 PM

somebody will do it too, its new york

7/13/2010 1:50:03 PM

haha "preferably at the hip"

7/13/2010 1:50:46 PM

came across this just browsing normally

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/act/1778278694.html

Quote :

"need 5 people to play a game of musical chairs at my house, would prefer small asian people because my house is very small, must be athletic and short because my chairs are small also. after we play we can have chicken quesadillas and wine. thanks. "

7/16/2010 8:42:58 AM

Quote :

"I live in Berkshire Manor Apts in Carrboro. To get to my place you turn right off of 54, R inside the complex, and I'm the second apt on the left after the speed bump. YOu'll see this stuff there. Only $5 for each individual item. Please leave money in envelope. Mattress and box and rail are all good. TV works, stand is good, bureau is kinda crappy but gets r dun, lamp has a broken base but otherwise works, file cabinet works but is ugly as crap, book shelf is nice, etc. Don't email me with questions. The crap is freaking $5! Just buy it! haha. YOU CAN ONLY BUY THE STUFF IN THIS PICTURE!!! If it's not in this picture, LEAVE IT ALONE!! "

$5 says this idiot gets robbed and/or screwed

7/19/2010 1:06:11 PM

somebody go take down his patio door and leave $5

7/19/2010 1:19:03 PM

[Edited on July 19, 2010 at 1:51 PM. Reason : suckatlinking]

7/19/2010 1:51:15 PM

i think i see a tv inside the patio door too

7/19/2010 1:51:40 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/sha/1852423833.html

Quote :

"raleigh craigslist > housing > room/share wanted Unique situation (Raleigh area) Date: 2010-07-19, 11:01PM EDT Reply to: hous-n6c39-1852423833@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] I am visiting family for a month and am looking for my own place to share away from them...I am a swm, who hates living with guys, so I prefer women. Additionally, I am a nudist and enjoy the lifestyle around the house, and on the back deck if available. I can be nude or not around. I am 42, avererage to cute looking, fun, creative, respectful and responsible. Would pay for everything up front...I am sincere and hope to hear from you immediately as I need to leave town Wed. on some business, and won't be back for ten days so I'd like to nail down a place immediately... * Location: Raleigh area * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests "

Most women wouldn't be cool with the nudist thing, but since he threw in the fact that he was average to cute-looking, I'm sure they'll be cool with it. Lol.


[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 3:28 PM. Reason : link]

7/25/2010 3:17:37 PM

Quote :

"im looking for tina from pizzahut in torrington - m4w - 31 (torrington) Date: 2010-07-26, 2:03PM MDT Reply To This Post I would love to skull fuck the shit out of her and fuck her pussy raw. "

7/29/2010 2:35:15 PM

^That fucker stole my line

7/29/2010 2:39:42 PM

I laughed because I read "game" as hitting on women since noone ever says "kill" for a video game...

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/vgm/1871352447.html

SCAM ALERT GOLDSBORO R.O.D REPAIR $25 IS A SCAM ,WILL KILL YOUR GAME (GOLDSBORO)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Date: 2010-07-30, 10:06AM EDT
Reply to: see below

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THIS GUY WILL DO NOTHING BUT COOK YOUR GAME

THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN FIX THIS PROBLEM FOR GOOD IS TO REBALL!!!!!!! NOT REFLOW!!!!!!!! REFLOW DOES NOT FIX THE PROBLEM IT LAST MAYBE

2 OR 3 WEEKS OR MAYBE 4 IT TAKES AN $2500 PIECE OF EQUIPMENT TO GET RID OF THIS PROBLEM

THIS GUY DOES NOT HAVE IT HE JUST OVER HEATS YOUR GAME AND FRIES THE MOTHER BOARD BEWARE THIS IS A SCAM

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 10:56 AM. Reason : damn it is 360... i couldn't understand the gibberish until i read it for the 4th time.]

7/30/2010 10:41:03 AM

wtf, game = 360?

7/30/2010 10:45:36 AM

don't expect much from goldsboro folks

7/30/2010 10:47:50 AM

old

8/1/2010 8:59:04 PM

Quote :

"Hot pink turtleneck for aqua mumu - m4w - 29 (bham) Date: 2010-07-19, 5:59PM EDT Reply To This Post Saturday night, at 5 points in front of Mellow Mushroom, I was wearing a hot pink turtleneck and sequined tights. You were wearing an aqua colored mumu and were slightly overweight but we looked each other in the eyes and had a moment. Then you turned and walked directly away. I called out but you kept walking. It wasn't until leaving when I reached my car and saw that my dick was peeking out of my open fly. I had forgotten to button my fly after using the restroom and I can't wear underwear with these pants because it bunches up. Please give me another chance, my buxom beauty"

I hope this is fake, but after seeing some of the people in this city, I wouldn't be surprised

8/3/2010 5:06:17 PM

Quote :

"I'm looking to pay $100-$150.""

Wow that's chump change for website developed when that much work is involved.

8/3/2010 5:13:09 PM

8/4/2010 2:51:14 PM

^hahahahahahaha holy shit

not sure if this ones been posted but I loled

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1879395238.html

8/4/2010 5:17:21 PM

Quote :

"Free Macaroni is back again! (NW GSO) Date: 2010-08-04, 9:33AM EDT Reply to: sale-2fkgh-1879992477@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Kraft Macaroni and Cheese minus the cheese. We've been saving up for a long while now and have over 20lbs to give away. We want our cabinet space back. "

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/zip/1879992477.html

What are they doing with the cheese?

8/4/2010 5:29:59 PM

Judging by the last few posts, using it as lube at JO parties.

8/4/2010 5:32:14 PM

38 pages and some of you fucking morons are still just posting the links to the items without quoting them.



This entire thread is a perfect example of how fucking stupid some of you are.

8/4/2010 5:39:29 PM

u mad?

8/4/2010 5:41:47 PM

Quote :

"Tyler to sale-2fkgh-187. show details 5:36 PM (5 minutes ago) What are you doing with the cheese? http://greensboro.craigslist.org/zip/1879992477.html"

I'll keep you posted

8/4/2010 5:42:26 PM

o snap, quoting is serious business

8/4/2010 5:45:46 PM

Craigslist deletes posts over a certain age, so when you don't quote it, it's lost forever



I'm not mad, I'm not the one who ends up looking like an absolute dumbfuck when it's been explained tens of times ITT

8/4/2010 5:54:06 PM

duly noted

8/4/2010 6:00:11 PM

ahahahahaha

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1625829503.html

8/4/2010 6:57:14 PM

^
WTF? Put them in quotes!

8/4/2010 7:00:01 PM

Quote :

"A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We've tried having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us buy it. I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine. So... We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to both of our faces say which one is bigger. We can't pay much. $50. * Location: Vancouver * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests * Compensation: $50 "

It isn't original but it is funny

8/4/2010 7:43:02 PM

Quote :

"Tyler to sale-2fkgh-187. show details 5:36 PM (5 minutes ago) What are you doing with the cheese? http://greensboro.craigslist.org/zip/1879992477.html"

Quote :

"Jimmy to me show details 7:15 PM (28 minutes ago) You are the 11th to ask. Popcorn. Try it. "

8/4/2010 7:46:00 PM

^ haha that's actually not a bad idea

8/4/2010 7:46:59 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4m/1880922448.html

Quote :

"FISH OIL - 25 (right now) Date: 2010-08-04, 4:52PM EDT Reply To This Post guys I need some fish oil stat. Who's down for the loveliest shopping experience to CVS where I will re-up. If you are nice and polite I will buy you the coolest of cool diet coke. In the can, of course. It could be promising. This is happening soon so let me know, now."

8/5/2010 10:19:47 AM

http://eastnc.craigslist.org/sad/1863323963.html

Quote :

"NEED SOMEONE TO HOOK UP DESKTOP AND PRINTER (ELIZABETH CITY) Date: 2010-07-26, 1:45AM EDT Reply to: job-pj73d-1863323963@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] this is a non paying job sorry to say. I just need someone to connect my desktop and get my printer working. ANYBODY?? recently widowed but I have a great big dog.....this is probably about a 15 min. favor if you know what you are doing. Obviously, I don't. thank you. wish I had money to pay you...I just don't. this is worth a try. * Location: ELIZABETH CITY * Compensation: thank you * Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster. * Please, no phone calls about this job! * Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests. PostingID: 1863323963"

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 11:32 AM. Reason : lulz]

8/9/2010 11:32:15 AM

Quote :

"recently widowed but I have a great big dog."

8/9/2010 11:40:08 AM