7/9/2005 7:16:46 PM

ook

7/9/2005 7:18:11 PM

AMERICAAAA

FUCK YEAH!!!!

COMIN AGAIN TO SAVE THE MUTHUFUCKIN DAY YEAH!

[Edited on July 9, 2005 at 7:30 PM. Reason : e]

7/9/2005 7:28:45 PM

I think I am joined by the entire world when I say:

"WTF, MATE?"

7/9/2005 7:50:19 PM

We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

7/9/2005 8:18:37 PM

I promise I'll never die!

7/9/2005 8:44:50 PM

7/9/2005 8:52:44 PM

Quote :

"DIRKA DIRKA JIHAD ALLAH"

my god hes good

7/9/2005 8:55:48 PM

THEY'RE HEADING SOUTH ON BONGALONGADONGA STREET!

and

Cairo... that's in Egypt!

7/9/2005 9:05:15 PM

awww hans blix, yer breaking my balls

7/9/2005 9:09:23 PM

im so...ronerrryyyyy

7/10/2005 2:34:29 AM

Hey, nice limo

Yeah, this is a nice limo, now suck my cock

7/10/2005 9:39:50 AM

"We hate Republicans, but we really fucking hate Democrats." - Matt Stone and Trey Parker

(Trey Parker is a registered member of the United States Libertarian Party. Matt Stone was, until recently, not registered to vote. He is now registered Non-Party Affiliation.)

Watch out Republicrats and Demopublicans! Your days are numbered!

7/10/2005 11:10:22 AM

oh no!

7/10/2005 11:26:18 AM

no no no no me gustaaaaaaaaaaa!

7/10/2005 4:02:19 PM

someone needs to embed the "kim jong ill" song from the peace conference.

"KIIIIIiiim jong Illll dukadukadukadooooo"

7/10/2005 7:52:12 PM

Please, Gary, I'm not from Hollywood. I'm not going to fuck your mouth and my time is extremely valuable.

7/10/2005 9:43:00 PM

now the liberatarians have two really bad filmmakers on their side

7/10/2005 10:19:13 PM

At least the cartoon is funny.

Did anyone see Woodland Critter Christmas?

7/10/2005 11:40:08 PM

south park is funny

but dear god don't let those two near a film camera

7/10/2005 11:41:30 PM

i dont believe in basing my political beliefs out of spite, and i think thats where alot of the lib's hatred for both parties comes from.

7/10/2005 11:53:21 PM

7/11/2005 12:37:16 AM

^ That was the only picture I could find of any substance, too. I was looking for the "blood orgy" picture from the South Park intro.

[Edited on July 11, 2005 at 8:41 AM. Reason : a]

7/11/2005 8:40:31 AM

Quote :

"Watch out Republicrats and Demopublicans! Your days are numbered!"

7/11/2005 9:02:56 AM

The woodland critter christmas is by far one of the most hilarious episodes of south park yet. I still laugh thinking about that one...

7/11/2005 9:26:32 AM

There is no "I" in Team America...

7/11/2005 4:25:36 PM

"From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100."

"9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's... "

"Yes..........91,100"

7/11/2005 4:59:59 PM

It would be 911 times 2623...

My God that's... I don't even know what that is!

Nobody does...

7/11/2005 5:03:20 PM

bttt

8/15/2005 4:32:49 PM

FUCK YOU HANS BRIX!

8/16/2005 12:00:26 PM

matt damon!

8/16/2005 2:50:25 PM

(sad music plays) A-m-e-r-i-c-a...fuck yeah...

8/18/2005 8:44:39 AM

for slavery....yea!!

8/21/2005 2:24:26 PM

I like you. You have balls. I like balls.

8/21/2005 2:49:26 PM

uh, tmi. tmi.

8/22/2005 9:47:40 PM

Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

8/23/2005 5:24:36 PM

i'm amazed this ahsn't been locked or moved to chit chat. really amazed.

8/23/2005 5:32:25 PM

Oh come on, that movie kicks ass, this thread needs to be kept alive.

EVERYONE HAS AIDS!

AIDS AIDS AIDS!

8/23/2005 9:47:15 PM

Gary?

8/24/2005 7:22:19 AM

i dunno, a lot of the jokes were funny, but i just didnt like the movie all that much.

8/24/2005 8:47:43 AM