Michael "Jesus" Vick defeats Miami this past weekend.

Marcus "Lucifer" Vick loses to Miami this past weekend.


Therefore, Jesus > Satan.

11/7/2005 9:29:36 PM

how does ron mexico factor into the equation

11/7/2005 9:30:20 PM

Ron Mexico is like the Holy Spirit or something.

He's also greater than Satan.

11/7/2005 9:39:55 PM

miroslav?

11/7/2005 9:43:05 PM

^are we talking hockey? Satan.
baseball? Jesus.

11/7/2005 10:02:29 PM

Haven't you seen Michael Vick's slapshot?

Jesus > Satan, even in hockey.

11/7/2005 11:42:29 PM

I liked it when the Atlanta Hawks had:

Moses (Malone)
God (Shamgod)
Christian (Laettner)

All on the same team

11/8/2005 12:59:54 AM

^Those 3 were never on the same team, but still would be odd to say the least.

11/8/2005 1:17:40 AM