Old thread too old to bttt.

Just watched the one with Steve Irwin.

Hilarity

4/4/2006 1:43:43 PM

Problem is that Irwin is a Crocodile Hunter...and that was a Gator.

4/4/2006 1:44:53 PM

best one yet

4/4/2006 8:58:37 PM

the old Roger Clemmens one was good

4/4/2006 9:02:19 PM

I like the one where they bring up an announcer from the minors too early.

"Did you see the game...didnt it suck? It sucked"



"Jimmy Key? What's he like 45? ...I could hit him."

4/4/2006 9:08:06 PM

Sportscenter commercials, taken all together, may be the best commercials in the history of mankind.

4/4/2006 9:49:55 PM

I'd move this to Ent, 'cept it's funny and no one else would get it.

Did anyone see the EA promo (I think it was) NCAA Hoops/March madness (not sure) or whatever where that one mascot spiked the ball off Mr. Wuf's turned head and he wheeled around? It's been a couple of years ago...

I liked the one with Lance in the basement powering the lights...

And who was the NASCAR Driver that got his car jacked in the parking lot?

THIS IS SPORTSCENTER.


^Oldies but goodies.

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 9:58 PM. Reason : old]

4/4/2006 9:57:16 PM

I was about to say...this is about sports commercials. It belongs in Sports Talk.

And that was Danica Patrick getting her car towed. She parked in the space labeled D Patrick (Dan Patrick) and Dan had it towed.

I loved how Irwin jumped that gator from behind with that awesome lookin' headlock.

4/4/2006 10:01:01 PM

The one where the mascot stole the nascar dude's car and the guy paid him was good.

There are plenty of great ones.


One of my personal favorites is Marquis De Sod, puting in a more natural turf.

4/4/2006 10:21:24 PM

there used to be a page on espn.com that had all the old commercials for viewing

its probably still there but i don't feel like googling

4/4/2006 10:22:39 PM

I love the thesaurus one.

I like the ESPN-U commercials, too--the "never graduate" ones.

4/4/2006 10:22:55 PM

Best one I think is with Lebron's chair

4/4/2006 10:24:53 PM

Quote :

"FOLLOW ME! FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!"

4/4/2006 11:31:31 PM

In high school, my friend and i would write our own espn commercials and most of them starred charlie steiner and some random mascot.

4/4/2006 11:44:40 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/thisissportscenter/archive#

4/4/2006 11:45:34 PM

"vut Boris Patrick"

"vut Kenny Maynske"

4/4/2006 11:47:08 PM

I like the new beer commercial where the dude is at a japanese restaurant and their like "eat the fjsdkfhsiu and the whorlre tabrle get free round of beer" and he's like "aight" and their like "here j00 go!" and he like "hey this doesn't look so bad" and then the crazy creature jumps out onto his face and he's like "ahh!" and then he's like "this tastes kinda funny" and then the waitress is like "it rlay eggs now"


hahahkahhahahhahahkdfsjfhkasdhfahhahahahashdjfhasdkfhahahahahahksdhfsdkjfhsahahahah.


not espn but I don't give a fuck.

[Edited on April 4, 2006 at 11:53 PM. Reason : hb]

4/4/2006 11:51:01 PM

I love the thesaurus one.

4/5/2006 1:12:21 AM

i liked the one where the lil red round character is in the tapes room, and they would bring him tapes to stack, and then one day he just got pissed and knocked them all over

4/10/2006 3:04:51 AM

these commercials are so awesome

I remember years ago with the guy who used to drive the Spam car, he drove up to the studio and climbed out with Spam all over him.

4/10/2006 5:20:35 AM

saddamizer wins this thread

4/10/2006 5:28:56 AM

i think i might have a new favorite after seeing the one with the hairstyles from the 80's. steve levy's ponytail almost made me piss my pants from laughing so hard

5/3/2006 11:58:56 PM

i just got the flock of seagulls reference

5/8/2006 12:59:35 PM

GG Brass Monkey!!!

5/8/2006 1:54:20 PM

holyfield: "come out for your whoopin charlie!"

5/8/2006 6:08:10 PM

i like the warm up suits commercial...one of the funniest in a long time to me

5/8/2006 7:26:19 PM

Quote :

"holyfield: "come out for your whoopin charlie!""

come get ya whoopin

5/8/2006 8:24:43 PM

-Danica Patrick getting towed from Dan Patrick's parking spot
-The Perfect Show (that got ruined by a double-negative)
-Pre-show superstitions (including one where a guy accidentally dumped soup on another anchor and then had a great show, so that was his superstition before every show)
-Charley Steiner in love with female boxer Christy Martin
-The thesaurus being an illegal performance enhancer

-interviewing Bill Bradley (loser in 2000 Democratic Presidential primaries) for an anchor position:

Dan Patrick: "Have you ever given a speech to an audience?"
Bill Bradley: "I gave the keynote address at the Democratic Convention."
Patrick: "No, a large audience."
Bradley: "Oh..."

5/9/2006 10:00:27 AM

oh snap

mr e nigma hit it on the head

[Edited on May 9, 2006 at 10:27 AM. Reason : good thread]

5/9/2006 10:27:32 AM