So I was walking my cow to market today and some dude walks up to me. He was he's got three magic beans and would be willing to trade them for the cow. I was skeptical at first, but apparently they were USDA certified Magic Beans, complete with certificate of authenticity and a free batch of "Miracle Bean Gro," which adds an extra 100 feet or so of height to the bean stalk. All he needed was my bank account number, social security card, past addresses and aliases, my first born son, and my eternal soul until the transaction was completed....

Yeah so needless to say they were NOT magic beans. I also discovered my bank account had been cleaned out, my identity was now "Yousa Fugg Inmorann" (with two n's), and my son was now locked up in a life-time contract as a circus clown. Worst of all, Wachovia said this was my SECOND offense, so there's nothing I can do!!!

I just wanted to warn all of you before this happens again. DO NOT TRADE YOUR COWS FOR MAGIC BEANS. It is a RIP-OFF and they will NOT work! I gotta get ready for my trip to eternal damnation, fucking knew I shouldn't have let that dude have my soul....

5/28/2006 11:57:56 AM

chit chat

5/28/2006 12:03:14 PM

block user

5/28/2006 1:54:37 PM

youre that bitch that wouldnt show up in person after i called you out

like a few years ago

but anyway, good luck with the beans

5/28/2006 1:56:17 PM

ibtm

5/28/2006 4:36:12 PM

wow such a shitty thread

5/28/2006 4:39:12 PM

worst. thread. ever.

5/28/2006 6:25:09 PM

5/28/2006 9:39:16 PM

7/10

5/28/2006 9:43:42 PM

5/28/2006 9:47:13 PM

in before the giant

5/28/2006 9:51:30 PM

Quote :

"youre that bitch that wouldnt show up in person after i called you out like a few years ago but anyway, good luck with the beans"

damn, way to hold a grudge.

5/29/2006 6:22:07 PM