/RANT

5/7/2007 2:02:15 PM

made this a year or so ago.

5/7/2007 2:04:59 PM

i've seen people fuck it up the other way around

5/7/2007 2:06:54 PM

either or. brakes stop car.

things can break as in bang, it stopped working. your brakes can break your breaks cannot brake

5/7/2007 2:11:40 PM

^ Stealership just called and apparently my brakes did break

I thought it was just the wheel bearing going out, but apparently the back pads wore out way faster than the front pads, but both front and rear need replaced. Ugh.

5/7/2007 2:58:56 PM

Oh contrer, your breaks can brake...

i.e., I had planned on taking a long lunch break, but all of a sudden I had to put on the brakes to that idea because my boss was jumping on my back for the monthly reports.

5/7/2007 3:06:53 PM

Quote :

"Oh contrer"

Oh my... what a mutilation.

5/7/2007 3:08:07 PM

i stand corrected. that still hurts my head though

5/7/2007 3:12:42 PM

^^ Took 2 years of spanish in HS... gimme a break

[Edited on May 7, 2007 at 3:52 PM. Reason : no pun intended ]

5/7/2007 3:52:18 PM

What's spanish got to do with the phrase "Au Contraire"?

[Edited on May 7, 2007 at 4:11 PM. Reason : Let me tell you 'bout Ahab The Arab The Sheik of the burning sand...]

5/7/2007 4:03:14 PM

^^ i have never taken spanish or french in my life, and never heard people speaking it in real life, other than on tv a handful of times, and EVEN i know that that's french!

^ and i believe it is "au contraire".

if i am right: PWNT

if i am wrong: what i said in first sentence of this post.

5/7/2007 4:08:30 PM

^^
^

Exactly... you expect me to know French when I took two years of Spanish??? Meaning, "I took two years of Spanish, I don't know French." ¿Comprende?

..."au contraire my good friends!"

[Edited on May 7, 2007 at 4:18 PM. Reason : oh my lordy, if I was that stupid I don't think I would have made it this far in life]

5/7/2007 4:11:06 PM

Do not break my balls
also
Do not brake my balls

5/7/2007 4:27:25 PM

how bout we just call them "reduction of momentum devices"

5/7/2007 4:47:32 PM

Wow, this thread took an unexpected turn to highly amusing.

5/7/2007 9:17:52 PM

walla /= voila

5/8/2007 9:20:33 AM