3/23/2012 8:51:29 AM

Always striving to live up to you.

4/6/2012 9:22:50 PM

Dont be anyone other than yourself, please.

4/6/2012 9:32:39 PM

but i love j00.

and i do a pretty good elise face.

4/6/2012 9:36:03 PM

I dont wink. I cross one eye and leave the other straight

4/6/2012 9:41:00 PM

party pooper.

btw. silas says that his butt is funny.

4/6/2012 9:41:55 PM

Lol! I love him

4/6/2012 9:42:24 PM

yes. he's been running around shouting poop and then exposing his buttocks and laughing saying "MY BUTT! I FUNNY!"

4/6/2012 9:43:38 PM

Oh my!

4/6/2012 9:44:55 PM

i have no idea where he gets it from.
no idea.
completely clueless.

come spank him for me.

4/6/2012 9:46:31 PM

That will do nothing to your boy. Once when I changed his diaper he was getting squirmy and getting poop everywhere I popped his thigh and he looked genuinely upset. Other than that I have had zero success disciplining your child. Good luck!

4/6/2012 9:50:24 PM

*sigh*

My mother and her husband think he is pulling one over on me and that he needs a good beating.

I think that he's awesome!

4/6/2012 9:52:27 PM

I'm here for the spanking

4/6/2012 9:55:09 PM

Spankings wont help him. Believe me, I know a kid that needs spankings, and it isnt Silas.

4/6/2012 9:56:27 PM

I watched The Medicated Child on Netflix and I'm tempted to take him off of his medication.



I think Silas needs to run off and join a comedy troupe or artist's commune.

4/6/2012 9:59:03 PM

That would be an interesting experience. I think you'd need Josh to take a leave of absence to help you keep your sanity until he weans off.

4/6/2012 10:00:47 PM

it was like the worst possible documentary for me to watch. they listed every medication he is or has been on.

4/6/2012 10:06:07 PM

I was actually volunteering to be spanked

4/6/2012 10:07:56 PM

youd have to get elise to do that.

4/6/2012 10:12:01 PM

4/6/2012 10:13:44 PM

why do I have to spank? I'm a rare spanker. Silas got it that once and maybe one other time, because time outs did not phase him and then I realized spanking didn't either. He who shall not be named got it once because he was beating the shit out of another kid. And my friend in Hiddenite's kid got it once because she ran in to the round pen with an unbroken horse and my reaction was to jerk her out and pop her bottom. Out of all the kids I have watched I think those are the only times I spanked.

[Edited on April 6, 2012 at 10:15 PM. Reason : hello there, punchmonk!]

4/6/2012 10:15:27 PM

lol

i know you don't spank but neither do i. . .uhm, i do get spanked fairly regularly tho...

4/6/2012 10:20:06 PM

dje, I will send DivaBaby19 to your house on behalf of the wimmens in this thread.

4/6/2012 10:21:26 PM

She doesn't hear it often enough.

<3

5/11/2012 11:20:47 PM

na nah na nah fur elise

5/11/2012 11:25:24 PM

oh hi there!!!

5/11/2012 11:27:56 PM

I am so happy about spending tonight with you that my face freakin' hurts from smiling like a damned idiot.

8/10/2012 2:53:09 PM

You are on your way right now!

8/10/2012 6:56:23 PM

yes greetings from 8 miles outside of wilson

8/10/2012 7:00:29 PM

Focus on the road

8/10/2012 7:07:22 PM

I love love love that you're getting married. It gives me like a million excuses to talk to you and to see you.

8/20/2012 10:20:55 PM

I wish that you were online right now. I want to hug, love, and talk general shit to you.

8/24/2012 12:14:45 AM

Sorry, I'm an old lady. I get in bed by 10, read until 11, and then it's lights out!

8/24/2012 9:08:54 AM

You were sooooooo purty today. I just wanted to hug and squish and pinch you all afternoon.

[Edited on September 8, 2012 at 9:59 PM. Reason : size]

9/8/2012 9:59:28 PM

You make me blush

9/8/2012 10:31:03 PM

All I want now are some scones and devonshire cream. thanks elise

9/8/2012 10:37:36 PM

Ok. So this afternoon was my first foray into Scones and Devonshire Cream. Totally wrecked my calories for today, but it was DELISH!

9/8/2012 10:43:50 PM

It was sooooooo very good, minka! Come to NC and have tea with me!

9/8/2012 10:56:46 PM

I just tried a shot of your Glazed Doughnut vodka.
Whew! It takes kinda like a chocolate cake shot, but not in a so yummy way.

9/8/2012 11:08:03 PM

it's really sweet, you have to chase it with something not so ssugary. Last time Jon came over I made cherry snocones and threw in a shot. It was pretty tasty. I used way less cherry syrup than you would get when you buy a snocone at the fair or somewhere like that.

9/8/2012 11:19:39 PM

I'm sorry that I wasn't with you today, but I thought of you all day. I know that you were gorgeous and I cannot wait to dress you on your wedding day.

9/12/2012 10:05:48 PM

9/12/2012 11:18:22 PM

she hates me now but i appreciate her

9/13/2012 2:55:07 PM

I never said I hated you, you are just kind of being jerky as of late.

9/13/2012 7:28:22 PM

I got my card! ! ! Now Silas keeps singing Superfreak.

10/15/2012 2:49:06 PM

Perfect!

10/15/2012 7:10:28 PM

I don't need any more reason to celebrate you, but I think the world should know that you fucking rock my socks off.

10/23/2012 12:18:47 AM

awwwwwww

10/25/2012 10:32:30 AM

hey buddy i hope youre feelin better today after some sleep

10/25/2012 10:38:55 AM

yes, yes I am. I am heading to the beach and I plan on pouring one out for my homie and then drinking a lot more.

10/25/2012 10:41:49 AM