is on TV right now!

7/12/2007 6:02:28 PM

LMAO I just turn it and thought the same thing

7/12/2007 6:06:54 PM

which one is it?

7/12/2007 6:07:24 PM

Not Without Asswelts

7/12/2007 6:07:34 PM

Is that really Don Knotts doing the voice?

7/12/2007 6:12:56 PM

The one with 50 Cent.

7/12/2007 10:54:17 PM

This one is pretty bad too.

7/17/2007 6:13:16 PM

about 25 to 35 percent of the episodes

7/17/2007 6:15:12 PM

The dragon's song at the end of this one is the funniest Simpsons bit in years, though.

7/17/2007 6:16:22 PM

You guys just missed

"MY EYES! ZE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!"

7/19/2007 6:48:24 PM

those were the days

7/19/2007 7:09:56 PM

I didn't miss it. In fact, I DVRed it even though I have it on DVD.

Classic.

7/19/2007 8:47:48 PM

Jimminy Gillickers!

7/19/2007 10:18:34 PM

It just pisses me off that such a shitty shitty shitty band named itself "Fall Out Boy"

7/19/2007 11:30:51 PM

This episode sucks ass.

By the way, Best Buy has season 10 for $29.99

8/8/2007 6:26:00 PM

the one i hate most is the one where they do a clip show of songs

8/8/2007 6:26:59 PM

shouldnt you say...worst episode...evar

8/8/2007 7:08:46 PM

the episode "bonfire of the manatees" that was just on was great

8/8/2007 7:20:08 PM

hi marko

8/9/2007 6:34:39 PM

This one absolutely sucks ass.

But "You Only Move Twice" is on at 6:30

Hank Scorpio FTW

8/16/2007 6:04:35 PM

hammock district

8/16/2007 6:10:04 PM

I was SO disappointed in the movie. It was so much more sacreligious than the show has ever been (until recently).

8/16/2007 6:12:03 PM

You just don't understand football.

8/16/2007 6:12:22 PM

no way, I love this episode <3

was Sideshow Bob in the movie anywhere? He's one of my favorite characters

8/16/2007 6:13:28 PM

Sideshow Bob was great in Cape Feare.

But everything else has been extremely meh.

8/16/2007 6:17:49 PM

^^ Not that I saw... I was disappointed about that too! I didn't see Milhouse's or Nelson's dad either!

[Edited on August 16, 2007 at 7:38 PM. Reason : ]

8/16/2007 7:38:00 PM

There's nothing in the movie more sacreligious than the show other than Marge saying "goddamn," which is, of course, taboo per the FCC.

8/16/2007 7:52:07 PM

Quote :

"I was SO disappointed in the movie. It was so much more sacreligious than the show has ever been (until recently)."

mmm... sacrilicious....

8/16/2007 9:06:06 PM

Yes... Homer said "Jeebus", the Bible had no answers, and something else in the very beginning. I've watched every episode of the show ever, with the exception of most of the new ones because my Sunday's are busy. So, unless the blasphemy is recent; it is very out of ordinary to me.

8/16/2007 10:30:07 PM

it's pretty much been that way for ohhh... 15 years.

8/17/2007 12:49:06 AM

The first episode where Homer refers to Jesus as "Jebus" is Missionary: Impossible.

That was in 2000.

8/17/2007 1:43:24 AM

^^^oh come on, the simpsons pokes alot of fun at religion, but Ned Flanders is also the only truly good character on the show. He does alot of weird things but they have NEVER portrayed him doing anything even a little mean.

some people just want to find offense in anything.



and damnit, damnit100 beat me to sacrelicious

8/17/2007 1:52:17 AM

^ Ahem.

"Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met."

Even if he's right (and seeing as Homer is responsible for Maude Flanders' death, among other things, he is), it's still mean.

8/17/2007 1:58:01 AM

It's mean, but it's true.

and compared to everyone else on the show Flanders is miles beyond the rest (even Marge, who more than once has told Homer that he's fucked up)

8/17/2007 2:20:41 AM

I thought we were having steamed clams.
Oh, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Yes, it's a regional dialect.
Uh-huh. What region?
Uhh ... Upstate New York.
Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'
Oh, not in Utica. No, it's an Albany expression.
I see.

10/15/2007 9:04:42 PM

Quote :

"they have NEVER portrayed him doing anything even a little mean. "

They show him doing misguided mean thing all of the time.

10/15/2007 9:19:38 PM

There's that episode where Flanders flipped out. And on one episode after Maude died he had sex with a woman on the grass (omg premarital sex!).

10/15/2007 9:48:09 PM

You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh ho ho, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
For steamed hams ...
Yes ...
Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

10/16/2007 1:56:16 PM

Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I should be go—od lord, what is happening in there?
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: May I see it?
Skinner: No.
Agnes: Seymour, the house is on fire!
Skinner: No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights

10/16/2007 2:54:37 PM

22 Short Films About Springfield might be the best ep ever

10/16/2007 4:11:24 PM

^.

10/16/2007 6:03:41 PM

anyone have a video of some skinner-chalmers interactions?

10/16/2007 6:04:05 PM

^ I have yet to find one.

Although I have that episode on DVD and could feasibly hook up some cables or something and then have it up on youtube for 20 minutes before it gets pulled for copyright infringement.

10/16/2007 9:46:26 PM

best episode by far is "The Flaming MOE"

10/19/2007 3:19:42 PM

^ Who Needs the Qwik E Mart has always been my top pick. Monorail is up there too.

10/19/2007 3:37:52 PM

The Trilogy of Error is pretty flawless also.

Inflammable means flammable? What a country. [/Dr. Nick]

10/19/2007 3:41:21 PM

^ Millhouse: "This is where I come to cry." - one of the greatest lines ever

also Wiggum on why he records on Hootie and the Blowfish tapes: "It's cheaper than blank tape."

10/19/2007 3:43:13 PM

'Whacking Day" FTW right now.

10/24/2007 6:06:55 PM

You guys sure know a lot about the Simpsons

10/24/2007 8:03:33 PM

set em up

10/25/2007 11:19:23 PM