My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick- bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick- locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick- so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick- pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick- more mass than the Earth
Your dick- half staff, it needs work

My dick- been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick- V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
My dick served a whole lunch-in
Your dick- it look like a munchkin

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
My dick- good good lovin'
Your dick- good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines
My dick is like an M16
Your dick- broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up
My dick- grade-A beef
Your dick- Mayday geek

My dick- sick and dangerous
Your dick- quick and painless
My dick- 'nuff said.
Your dick loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

8/31/2007 10:22:24 AM

8/31/2007 10:23:20 AM

Quote :

"My dick- 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred"

8/31/2007 10:23:55 AM

8/31/2007 10:25:23 AM

8/31/2007 10:32:20 AM

that





was hilarious

8/31/2007 10:34:26 AM

Quote :

"My dick- bigger than a bridge Your dick look like a little kid's My dick- large like the Chargers, the whole team Your shit look like you fourteen"

8/31/2007 10:35:12 AM

see them fools live, I promise you wont have more fun at a concert

8/31/2007 10:35:58 AM

never heard this, who is it?

8/31/2007 10:39:19 AM

Mickey Avalon

he tours with Andre Legacy (who is kind of a dick), and Dirt Nasty (who is the coolest, most down to earth artist I've ever met)

8/31/2007 10:42:18 AM

The best part about fucking a horse
Is afterwards, he'll ride you through the forest

[Edited on August 31, 2007 at 10:48 AM. Reason : d]

8/31/2007 10:45:48 AM

Mickey Avalon, dick thick as a baton.

That album is great. I heard 'Jane Fonda' on Entourage last year, searched the lyrics, found MA and bought the album. Niiiigh.

8/31/2007 11:03:09 AM

I am telling you, see them live, it was so much damn fun. You could get up on stage, drink with them, whatever you wanted pretty much, more like a big party than a concert, low on talent, but HIGHLY recommended for entertainment value


and Dirt Nasty just came out with his first album http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20086079

Snakes got weird pussies, its like putting your dick in a bigger dick thats juicey
Have you ever fucked a falcon? after you cum they fly to the mountains
I cant hang at the zoo, they caught me fucking a kangaroo

Hes the "normal" one of the group, Mickey Avalon is so fucking weird



[Edited on August 31, 2007 at 11:08 AM. Reason : d]

8/31/2007 11:05:06 AM

MY DICK!

9/1/2007 1:52:14 AM

thats a long poem
aha

9/1/2007 1:55:29 AM

My dick goes to yoga
Your dick- fruit roll-up

9/1/2007 1:58:54 AM

Your Dick is a burning thing
and it makes STD’s sing
bound by wild desire
Your dick fell in to a sting of fire...

Your Dick fell into a burning sting of fire
It went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the stings of fire
the stings of fire.

The taste of love was sweet
But now you have sores on your meat
Yes the blood compiled
oh, but the fire went wild..

9/1/2007 2:26:27 AM

At a very young age, I realized that I am blessed with a gigantic penis. My penis is glorious and spectacular.
Many travelers have come far in order to behold my penis in all of its wonderful splendor. My penis has been
described by some observers as god-like and inhuman. It is worshiped by a small tribe in the Philippines. My majestic
penis has towered above other members of society in its colossal size.

Many Christian sects believe I have formed a pact with Satan or that I am indeed Satan, due to the size of
my penis.

I will not bore or humble the reader with specific statistics on the size/weight/volume of my penile shaft. I
will, however, confide that I grow dizzy and occasionally lose consciousness when my penis becomes erect. I must
carry with me at all times an additional blood supply, in case of sudden arousal.

My penis scares small children.

All who come in contact with my awe-inspiring and obscenely large phallus agree that it is indeed a modern
wonder of the world. Several spectators have been injured by my penis when I am startled or when I must turn
suddenly.

Some astrophysicists theorize that the earth does not revolve around the sun nor does the sun revolve
around the earth. Indeed, both revolve around my cosmically-proportioned penis. Light cannot escape my penis. My
penis affects the local gravitational field. Things accelerate faster near my penis. This creates a problem, as many
people fall on my penis. My penis affects the tides, and occasionally appears on air traffic control screens.
My penis has its own tank at Sea World.

Birth control is a great problem. No prophylactic can possibly contain my blood-engorged erect penis.
Even if one could, I doubt it could withstand the pressure of an ejaculation. Each time I reach an orgasm, a small
county in California is leveled by an earthquake, and another comet enters penile orbit. Please refrain from "Milky
Way" puns, as I find these distasteful and offensive.

It is very difficult and painful for me to walk on concrete or brick sidewalks, as they may cause irreparable
damage to my penis. I must custom-order garments to cover my penis in the cold of winter.

I once had a wet dream and nearly drowned. Such is the magnificence of my penis.

The sheer size of my penis has made integration into a relatively small-penis biased society difficult. When
all of those around me possess much smaller and less glorious genitalia, I stand out. This sometimes makes me
uncomfortable, but I realize the evolutionary advantage of my enormous penis. Many lesser males are jealous of the
extensive bulk of my penis. I no longer let their names, such as "Abnormally Huge Cock-Bearer" or "Gigantic Penis-
man" insult me personally. I realize that this is simply their way of compensating for their insect-like penises.

The surface area of my penis is best measured in acreage.

My titanic phallus provides me with the confidence necessary to perform well on standardized tests. I feel
that my penis will continue to carry me far in all my pursuits. However, without a proper education, my penis is
useless. I must therefore travel, carrying my penis, which incidentally affects my gas mileage, to an institution of
higher learning, where both my penis and I may prosper.

I have little to offer save the biggest honking penis in the world. El Niño was the fault of my penis. I
apologize to the people of the East coast for Hurricane Floyd.

My penis is actively recruited by the United States military.

I cannot overemphasize the size of my penis. Several additional adjectives spring to mind when I think about
my astronomically large penis. These adjectives include humongous, prodigiously large, tremendous, towering,
brawny, hulking, bestial, pornographic and "Jesus H. Christ, look at that guy's penis." The widely renowned size of
my illustrious penis is nearly very nearly obscene.

I cannot go swimming because the gigantic size of my penis causes me to capsize.

In conclusion, my penis is very big. A constant theme in my life is the size of my penis, and I hope to
continue to develop and exercise my skills involving my gigantic penis. I realize that my penis will be valuable to me
throughout my academic and professional career.

My penis is named Gaia, in honor of the mythological consort of Uranus, who gave birth to the Titans.


[Edited on September 1, 2007 at 2:29 AM. Reason : .]

9/1/2007 2:26:39 AM

My dick- pretty damn skimpy
Your dick- hungry as a hippie

9/1/2007 3:14:55 PM

Your Dick is a burning thing
and it makes STD’s sing
bound by wild desire
Your dick fell in to a sting of fire...

Your Dick fell into a burning sting of fire
It went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the stings of fire
the stings of fire.

The taste of love was sweet
But now you have sores on your meat
Yes the blood compiled
oh, but the fire went wild..

9/1/2007 6:35:55 PM

9/1/2007 10:25:45 PM

My dick- size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

9/6/2007 8:30:24 PM

9/6/2007 8:32:50 PM

My dick parts the seas
Your dick farts and queefs
My dick- rumble in the jungle
Your dick got touched by your uncle

9/6/2007 9:09:39 PM

D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

9/6/2007 10:38:54 PM

ya ya ya ya ya ya

9/19/2007 8:40:23 PM

bttt



[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 10:15 PM. Reason : d]

11/15/2007 10:10:31 PM

11/15/2007 10:16:10 PM

thank god this did not say "let me show you it"

11/15/2007 10:30:45 PM

i've been on the verge of throwing up for the past half hour

and that made me feel a little better

11/15/2007 11:22:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA

Can I smell yo dick?

11/15/2007 11:36:39 PM

no

11/27/2007 10:45:12 PM

11/27/2007 10:50:50 PM

this thread disappointed me

11/28/2007 12:17:49 AM

if you were disappointed by gaia, there's no hope

11/28/2007 12:23:38 AM

bttt

1/11/2008 1:06:13 AM

niggga

1/11/2008 1:08:06 AM