Shit's great! It's about as good a wake me up as coffee or some other stimulant.

10/17/2007 7:22:52 AM

you must live in chapel hole

10/17/2007 7:25:25 AM

You're so clever, I never expected a homophobe in this thread. Should I have?

10/17/2007 7:28:21 AM

fag

10/17/2007 7:40:39 AM

Pilates makes me tho thexy

10/17/2007 8:16:03 AM

i dont know what pilates is. is this related to "spinning" (don't know what that is either)

10/17/2007 8:40:06 AM

high-rep, low resistance isometrics--basically

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 8:42 AM. Reason : spinning is just riding a stationary bike]

10/17/2007 8:41:10 AM

pilates is the best! It helps shapeless bodies tone very quickly! Very hard exercises to do that focuses on core muscles. I LOVE IT!!

10/17/2007 9:04:40 AM

Pilates is something girls do to make their bodies (and vajayjay) tighter. Chance is the first "male" i've ever heard of that has ever done any pilates

10/17/2007 9:49:59 AM

Gay Gay Reddick did them.

10/17/2007 9:50:53 AM

^^ That's because you have no friends, and you're frail.

Look, some of us are meant to have nice bodies, and some of us are meant to have birdchests.

You fall into the latter.

10/17/2007 10:02:30 AM

Chance, you do PILATES you fucking fagbot - you are a loser.

btw, I have more freinds in Raleigh than you do, and I'm never even there.

10/17/2007 10:07:49 AM

Quote :

" terpball posting: DC DC DC WHO GIVES A FUCK DC DC DC DC DC YOU FAG DC DC DC DC"

10/17/2007 10:09:35 AM

^ How dare you attempt to mock me? I will kick your ass, whoever the fuck you are.

10/17/2007 10:13:30 AM

Quote :

"btw, I have more freinds in Raleigh than you do, and I'm never even there."

I bet you do have more freinds!

You're also frail.

Do you still walk with a limp from the anal rape-age you received?

10/17/2007 10:15:35 AM

rape-age? Frail?

well, nice try... with the "funny" attempt... there. Don't worry, one day someone out there might think you're cool, or even "like" you as a person. Just keep trying.

10/17/2007 10:18:32 AM

i never would have imagined that this thread would have taken the turn it has. never

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:21 AM. Reason : durr]

10/17/2007 10:21:04 AM

I mean, a bald weirdo who wears scarves talks about how he does PILATES in the morning. And he claims that he ISN'T gay!

I'm pretty sure he's about as gay as this video right here:

10/17/2007 10:25:15 AM

10/17/2007 10:25:41 AM

What is wrong with wearing a scarf?

10/17/2007 10:27:16 AM

10/17/2007 10:27:31 AM

is that fredbot3000

10/17/2007 10:28:19 AM

Terpball, you gotta come with something a little bit better than that, otherwise you are wasting everyones time.

10/17/2007 10:28:39 AM

I don't need to come with anything, i'm just letting you know that I'm aware that you're a homo and you don't have any freinds.

10/17/2007 10:31:34 AM

You idiot.

10/17/2007 10:35:05 AM

do you use a video or go to a class?

i'm thinking about doing the pilates class at my gym but i'm afraid i will look foolish because i've never done it before

10/17/2007 10:36:27 AM

^^Look at your post history, you post all during the evening. Go make a friend you fucking loser!

^ see? she's a girl, which is why she's interested in pilates. You're a raging homo Chance

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:39 AM. Reason : ]

10/17/2007 10:38:23 AM

haha, this thread turned out a lot better than i expected--gg terp

10/17/2007 10:40:41 AM

I use a video. So far I've just been doing the abs and stretching stuff and I do all my other muscles at the gym. The abs are pretty killer and seeing this chick do the stretching makes me feel like a stiff cod. There is a hamstring stretch where she can lean over and put her forearms on the ground, I struggle to get my fingertips on the ground.

But, I imagine if it isn't like a beginner pilates class, you'll feel inferior at first, but those people in there are going to be more interested that you are trying than actually look down on you or anything.

10/17/2007 10:42:10 AM

guys doing pilates, spin, bodypump, and especially those odd dance "exercise" classes = gay

10/17/2007 10:43:30 AM

it sounds crucial, i'm gonna try and go to the class this week sometime

10/17/2007 10:44:14 AM

Quote :

"guys doing pilates, spin, bodypump, and especially those odd dance "exercise" classes = gay "

shut your mouth. spin class is awesome!

....its mostly guys that take it at my gym.

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:45 AM. Reason : s]

10/17/2007 10:45:13 AM

It's still catabolic gayness

10/17/2007 10:45:54 AM

then consider me gay.

10/17/2007 10:46:18 AM

My mom and my sisters do pilates. My dad goes to the gym and runs on the treadmill. I go to the gym and play in a flag football league (kickball too, but that isn't a workout)

Malagoat and Punchmonk (girls) do Pilates

Chance does Pilates

Chance wants to be a girl

Chance is a homosexual

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:47 AM. Reason : u]

10/17/2007 10:46:56 AM

HAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

10/17/2007 10:47:07 AM

Yea, I'm gonna be getting in on the spin classes soon, too. I'd rather get a workout in then than in the middle of the day in the winter.

And greek, if you're going to be commenting on gay shit, why don't you stick that pic of you lookin extra homo back in your photogallery?

10/17/2007 10:47:27 AM

10/17/2007 10:47:58 AM

I used to do bikram pilates with a co-worker who as a very serious rock climber (he used to do el capitan 2-3 times a year)...that shit was by far the hardest workout I ever had in my life. I could barely move the next day and I was in really good shape at the time

10/17/2007 10:48:06 AM

those spin classes seem hard as hell

i can run on the treadmill or use the elliptical machine for a good bit of time but the spinning classes seem really intense

10/17/2007 10:49:04 AM

I like how you have to resort to making shit up in retort. I've never posted a pic of myself here.

10/17/2007 10:49:46 AM

Quote :

"My dad goes to the gym and runs on the treadmill. I go to the gym and play in a flag football leage "

I lift more weight than you and your dad, run farther than you, faster than you, catch more deep balls than you, intercept more balls than you, kick balls farther than you, swim farther than you, and ride farther than you

pilates is just one weapon in my health/physique arsenal


If you weren't so close minded, maybe you wouldn't be so frail?

^ shit, my bad bro, I got you confused with packguy92 or whatever for some reason.



[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:51 AM. Reason : ex]

10/17/2007 10:50:31 AM

Quote :

"more deep balls than you intercept more balls than you kick balls farther than you ride farther than you "

10/17/2007 10:52:21 AM

If you knew how to lift, and manage your calories, you wouldn't need pilates or any other shit for abs.

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:53 AM. Reason : or rather "think you need" ]

10/17/2007 10:52:24 AM

Stop acting like you know me you dumbass. I'm doing it more for the stretching and injury avoidance than anything. And I don't do heavy enough shit anymore to get a reasonable ab workout, thus, it's either doing abs on my own at the end of a workout when I am pretty taxed, or at some other time.

You do your thing, I'll do mine.

10/17/2007 10:55:41 AM

Chance, i'm fast as hell - there's no way you could cover me on any route that involves me sprinting. I also hit the gym pretty hard a few days a week, so call my frail if you want, i don't really see what you're getting at with that weird, gay comment (who the fuck calls other guys frail? homosexuals do) but I will burn you on the football field - and I'm pretty sure I can bench more than you also.

10/17/2007 10:56:57 AM

what, adding no weight core exercises is a bad thing?

its a balanced workout

10/17/2007 10:56:58 AM

You already lost the thread terpball.

PICK 6 ON YOUR BITCH ASS

Try again in some other thread.

10/17/2007 10:58:01 AM

You talk about winning and losing threads all the time - the concept is so juvenile. You gotta grow up kid.


I WIN THIS THREAD!!!!!

fucking loser

10/17/2007 11:00:44 AM

There you go being an idiot again.

10/17/2007 11:03:28 AM