EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
because I care
1. Briefly describe your most endearing qualities
2. Name one of your flaws
3. State what qualities you would like to find in your partner
then M TheMatchMaker C will find a suitable match for you.*
*sex0r is not guaranteed 10/17/2007 9:10:32 PM |
Chance Suspended 4725 Posts user info edit post |
Start with yourself. 10/17/2007 9:11:32 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
1) My massive ego 2) my massive ego 3) someone who recognizes that my massive ego is seated on a firm foundation
10/17/2007 9:11:33 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
1. Penis
2. I have been told my penis is too big
3. Vagina 10/17/2007 9:12:07 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
I DONT WANT
UR
LYFE 10/17/2007 9:12:10 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style...quick question - how are you gonna match 300 guys with 2 girls and a cddweller? 10/17/2007 9:12:17 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
good good] 10/17/2007 9:12:57 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
will you accept PMs? 10/17/2007 9:13:04 PM |
ActionPants All American 9877 Posts user info edit post |
Are the matches coming from TWW because this seems like a bad idea if so 10/17/2007 9:13:22 PM |
NCSUStinger Duh, Winning 62458 Posts user info edit post |
1. I can fly, move things with my mind, and read people's minds
2. I occasionally broadcast my thoughts into other people's minds, I cannot control it.
3. I would like to find a womed who can control the weather, and see the future. 10/17/2007 9:13:44 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
this will turn out like vday hook up threads 10/17/2007 9:13:47 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
PMs will be accepted 10/17/2007 9:13:50 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
can you match a pothead with a pot dealer? 10/17/2007 9:15:39 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
This can't possibly go awry. 10/17/2007 9:16:04 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
this ain't checkers
it's chess 10/17/2007 9:18:00 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
can you match a loser with a gutterslut? 10/17/2007 9:19:45 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
just call your mom, do you need the number? 10/17/2007 9:21:07 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
imagine water without hydrogen imagine the waves in the ocean without the moon
now imagine your life without this exclusive dating service!!1 10/17/2007 9:21:12 PM |
GraniteBalls Aging fast 12262 Posts user info edit post |
This is gonna cost you guys $vermont. 10/17/2007 9:22:13 PM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
-$exas even 10/17/2007 9:22:52 PM |
sylvershadow All American 7049 Posts user info edit post |
find me someone hot who likes reading scifi fantasy and who likes cats and doesnt have commitment problems.
oh yeah, and has a college education, and maybe an interest in science and some sort of ambition and doesnt want kids.
[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 9:33 PM. Reason : sdf]
oh yeah, and who's relatively mature, and dominant in the bedroom, and likes to have fun
goddamnit I'm never gonna find the right guy
[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 9:37 PM. Reason : sdf] 10/17/2007 9:31:45 PM |
gk2004 All American 6237 Posts user info edit post |
I love you 10/17/2007 9:38:06 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
^^ your entry has been filed into my database 10/17/2007 9:40:54 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 9:42 PM. Reason : nvm] 10/17/2007 9:41:16 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "this will turn out like vday hook up threads" |
Yeah. Way to hook a nigga up. Thanx, Ryan.10/17/2007 9:42:24 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
what I've historically thought were flaws or endearments have all blurred into a mess. I have no idea what's good and what's bad about my character. I just know there are both good and bad qualities.
i suppose the only constant is that I have good teeth.
In a partner? I guess that she isn't a liar about her own character, or fickle about it, even.
yeah, I'm lofty. 10/17/2007 9:46:01 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
your entry has been logged into my database
also, are you going to be up here this weekend? we're partyfor the b-days somewhere 10/17/2007 9:49:22 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
hmm...this is sure to end well.
10/17/2007 9:50:08 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
i'm a fat lazy virgin that lives in my mom's basement and plays wow all day
trying to find an easy chick with low standards that has l33t skillz 10/17/2007 9:51:08 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
yeah I'll be there about mid-afternoon Saturday.
I think we're dinnering @ 730 saturday before the Shins show. 10/17/2007 9:52:22 PM |
Sylvaa Veteran 295 Posts user info edit post |
Getting in on this one.
1. I am awesome.
2. Can't date tww'ers because they are superficial (see thread).
3. Must be breathing. 10/17/2007 9:55:13 PM |
blasphemour All American 57594 Posts user info edit post |
1. Im an asshole. 2. Im old. 3. She has to be at least 21 but not older than 25, hot and willing to have anal. doesnt matter if she likes it, as long as she wont cry rape. 10/17/2007 9:55:15 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
1. I have a cute butt, ride motorcycles, blue eyes, like to bite, enjoy the mountains, has a bad ass attitude, smell good
2. I have ADD and too much energy...
3. Find me someone that likes out doors, rides motorcycles like an asshole, listens to country and rock music, likes the mountains, sports nut, wishes the Patriots would go to hell, has a hard on for anything with an engine, has a cute round butt, mechanical engineer, likes my dog, rabbit and snake, will move to CO with me, let me cook for them, but will take me out for dinner and let me dress up pretty, laughs at my fart jokes even though they might not be funny, pretty big eyes, likes to drink so I can be the DD, wants to have a lot of toys like boats, jetskis, ATVs and motorcycles, doesn't post a whole lot on TWW (but if they're entertaining it doesn't matter), has a cute butt, likes to grill out and drink beer, isn't too fat,... ugh I am sure there is more...
have fun with this one EMCE This one is a challenge I know he he 10/17/2007 9:57:16 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
PM SENT 10/17/2007 9:59:17 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "3. Find me someone that likes out doors, rides motorcycles like an asshole, listens to country and rock music, likes the mountains, sports nut, wishes the Patriots would go to hell, has a hard on for anything with an engine, has a cute round butt, mechanical engineer, likes my dog, rabbit and snake, will move to CO with me, let me cook for them, but will take me out for dinner and let me dress up pretty, laughs at my fart jokes even though they might not be funny, pretty big eyes, likes to drink so I can be the DD, wants to have a lot of toys like boats, jetskis, ATVs and motorcycles, doesn't post a whole lot on TWW (but if they're entertaining it doesn't matter), has a cute butt, likes to grill out and drink beer, isn't too fat,... ugh I am sure there is more..." |
Haha, if it weren't for the fact that I'm a CE and I probably wouldn't like to move to CO(seeing how having a boat/jetski there would be dumb). Oh I got a gf already. Sorry2u.10/17/2007 9:59:25 PM |
69 Suspended 15861 Posts user info edit post |
i call bullshit, you run like forrest gump for 23 hours a day 10/17/2007 10:01:18 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "seeing how having a boat/jetski there would be dumb" |
My friends out in CO jet ski and take their boat out all the time :-) there are lakes out there.. just not as big
Quote : | "i call bullshit, you run like forrest gump for 23 hours a day" |
Ummm I don't stink too bad after I run... Actually its rare I smell bad after I run... depends on what i eat that day...
After that I shower and smell like yummies!
[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ASD]10/17/2007 10:01:27 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
haha. poor Squirt. I was with you until you said snake. 10/17/2007 10:02:12 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89773 Posts user info edit post |
it's going to take me a while to sort through this stuff
but I'm writing a program AS I TYPE 10/17/2007 10:02:37 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
'dats my mc 10/17/2007 10:03:56 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "wishes the Patriots would go to hell" |
10/17/2007 10:04:01 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
DON'T WORRY THE SNAKE HASN'T EATEN JINZO YET... OR THE RABBIT... AND I DOUBT HE'D EAT PEOPLE... THAT LIL GUY CUDDLES UNDER MY PILLOW SOMETIMES 10/17/2007 10:06:24 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
man Squirt, everything but the Patriots I was cool with. 10/17/2007 10:06:57 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Tom Brady is a retarded fag!
[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:10 PM. Reason : .] 10/17/2007 10:07:55 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
And he can can wipe his nose and ass at the same time. 10/17/2007 10:08:29 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
iSN'T THAT THE COOLEST THING THO?
Also... I didn't like the Patriots to begin with... ANd then they get Randy Moss... Granted he didn't do much for the Raiders and he's doing pretty well, but he's from the Vikings and Damn I hate them worse than the Patriots... I hate the Vikings because my ex bf was a hard core fan and f that!
[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:15 PM. Reason : sdf] 10/17/2007 10:10:09 PM |
chembob Yankee Cowboy 27011 Posts user info edit post |
YES
Tom Brady, you're welcome at my house any time. You can be a New Englander and still love the Yankees. Ain't nothing wrong with that. 10/17/2007 10:13:32 PM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
ah the Yankees can go to hell too. Watching them get taken to the woodshed by the Indians has made up for NC States shitty football season. 10/17/2007 10:15:24 PM |
Squirt All American 5656 Posts user info edit post |
ha ha Go Rockies!!! Never in a million years did I think they would be going to the World Series... and one of my CO friends got tickets! damn 10/17/2007 10:17:06 PM |
WillemJoel All American 8006 Posts user info edit post |
set up us pg 2. 10/17/2007 10:22:55 PM |