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arcgreek
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I don't get it. It should not take you half an hour, ten or even 5 minutes. wtf

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:36 PM. Reason : ]

11/6/2007 4:35:54 PM

Lewizzle
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Lack of fiber. A bran muffin in the morning wouldn't hurt.

11/6/2007 4:36:35 PM

joe17669
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sometimes it's difficult to get it all out

11/6/2007 4:36:47 PM

fjjackso
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its not that it takes that long, its that i just dont want to move... so i grab a book and relax

11/6/2007 4:37:11 PM

DiamondAce
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^ Hell no!

11/6/2007 4:38:02 PM

NC86
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reading mother fucker


trying to get caught up with world news nukka

11/6/2007 4:38:02 PM

Jeepin4x4
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im a quick dumper. 5 minutes max on a bad day.

11/6/2007 4:38:03 PM

ncsuapex
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Im a half hour/45 minutes kind of guy. I know it's time to get off the toilet when my legs go numb

11/6/2007 4:38:20 PM

Beardawg61
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It's a quiet time for reflection and light reading... I'm not always in a hurry.

11/6/2007 4:41:45 PM

SkankinMonky
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to get away from stupid questions like this

11/6/2007 4:43:04 PM

catzor
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8-12 minutes per dump should be allowed. Any decent reader can master an article from their favorite magazines and pich a few loaves within that timeframe. above and beyond that is unessecary.

11/6/2007 4:43:52 PM

drunknloaded
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takes me no more than 2 minutes for a dump...half the time thats including wiping

11/6/2007 4:44:27 PM

catzor
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^^^ Well played

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .]

11/6/2007 4:44:30 PM

ThePeter
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my former roommate would easily spend over an hour taking a dump.

he read books in there...guess he couldn't put it down

it was bad because this was in carroll and no one wanted to go in and sit next to him, so we'd have to wait for his fuckin ass to get out

11/6/2007 4:46:10 PM

drunknloaded
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i never understood why people read things on the john

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:47 PM. Reason : when i read i invest at least an hour...dont just read 1 page at a time...dumps should take <5min]

11/6/2007 4:46:53 PM

bbehe
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its usually the one time of day that you will truly be left alone.

11/6/2007 4:46:58 PM

SymeGuy69
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I let my sphincter close up when it's god damn good and ready.

11/6/2007 4:48:04 PM

fjjackso
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its my comfort zone

11/6/2007 4:49:40 PM

DeeDee21
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^^^even then, there might be somebody knockin on the door like YOU STILL SHITTIN????

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:50 PM. Reason : pooping=relaxing]

11/6/2007 4:49:55 PM

arcgreek
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Am I the only one that sits, tenses, whoosh, wipes and leaves with in a just few minutes at teh very longest? I mean, even though they are my own, it's not pleasant, I wouldn't want to read in the fumes.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:51 PM. Reason : I mean about all i can read from teh time I get situated, to being ready to wipe is a line or so]

11/6/2007 4:50:07 PM

fjjackso
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no talking while im on the toilet

11/6/2007 4:50:30 PM

ambrosia1231
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- national geographic is GOOD reading
- you can't just stop reading calvin and hobbes because you stopped pooing
- sometimes it's warm in there and you're cold, and vice verse, in the summer
- lack of fiber
- new playboy


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"^^even then, there might be somebody knockin on the door like YOU STILL SHITTIN????"


In our house, the only acceptable way to know if the bathroom is free is to holler the person's name, and wait for them to answer. Sometimes you can follow it with 'I was just seeing if you were out'. Anything more than that is a death wish. As my mom said SO often 'can't I shit in peace?'

11/6/2007 4:53:07 PM

Callaway
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"Im a half hour/45 minutes kind of guy. I know it's time to get off the toilet when my legs go numb"


11/6/2007 5:21:30 PM

craptastic
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The bathroom is my happy place.

11/6/2007 5:25:57 PM

nothing22
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i stay until the job's done

11/6/2007 5:26:29 PM

9one9
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"to get away from stupid questions like this"

11/6/2007 5:38:45 PM

Walls1441
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some people don't have loose assholes from taking it up the ass all the time.

11/6/2007 5:52:53 PM

FunkyVajjina
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mudbut and tarshits will make you whip forever.















so i've heard.

11/6/2007 5:53:31 PM

tracer
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"i stay until the job's done"


you're a big fella. bet you box a little.

11/6/2007 5:56:29 PM

rdunck
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ive never understood either arc

11/6/2007 6:01:29 PM

jackleg
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i never got it either

i worked with this girl who would easily spend an hour a day in the restroom, usually broken into 2 times per day. we always wondered what the fuck was going on for her to spend literally 1/8 of her workday in the restroom

but there were no girls to go spy #1, and #2 everyone was scared to confront her. so im sure thats why she did it. cause all she'd have to do would say SPRAYING BLOODY VAGINA AND DIARRHEA and walk away and scare us

11/6/2007 6:01:51 PM

themodist
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because they're at work

11/6/2007 6:02:43 PM

ncsuapex
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Im on the shitter as we speak... I've got nowhere to go tonite and nothing to do so I'll chill on the toilet and read TWW and enjoy my peace and quiet. Plus my stomach is really fucked up so I wanna make sure I get it all out in one sitting.

11/6/2007 6:03:59 PM

lobster
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Quote :
"'can't I shit in peace?'"

11/6/2007 6:05:27 PM

jackleg
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"Plus my stomach is really fucked up so I wanna make sure I get it all out in one sitting."


i hear stuff like this a whole lot. and, you know, its only happened to me once.... and i ended up going to the hospital with a nasty stomach flu. i was out of school for like 2 weeks and lost like 15 pounds or something, it was wild. and even then i wasnt in the bathroom as much as you guys!

11/6/2007 6:14:17 PM

Lucky1
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I normally go through atleast 1/2 of a field and stream or outdoorlife magazine while taking a dump.

11/6/2007 6:17:39 PM

ncsuapex
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^^ my stomach is fucked because of the meds I've been on since Feb.

11/6/2007 6:22:46 PM

dagreenone
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I take a Farside book in there and can probably read about 5 or 6 pages worth of panals by the time I'm done.

11/6/2007 6:31:40 PM

sawahash
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man, reading this thread is like seeing someone smoking, It makes me what to partake in the act being talked about....brb

11/6/2007 6:36:18 PM

The Dude
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"takes me no more than 2 minutes for a dump...half the time thats including wiping"

11/6/2007 6:38:42 PM

3 of 11
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Time spent shitting:

living at home = 10-20 minutes (average)
college = 5-10 (don't have the time for longer)
working stiff = 30+ (cause you are getting paid to sit on the commode)

11/6/2007 6:39:43 PM

Lucky1
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this thread reminds me that I need to buy a magazine rack. Anyone have one for sale?

11/6/2007 6:44:44 PM

ncsuapex
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that was ugly.. had to take a shower after

11/6/2007 6:56:45 PM

CharlesHF
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Damn -- I do my business and leave. Don't see a point in staying in there longer than 2-3 minutes.

I guess everyone else who stays in there too much longer is busy trying to wipe the dried shit off their ass...

11/6/2007 8:01:59 PM

joe17669
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I get some of my best thinking done while on the throne. Usually 20-40 minutes, plus if you do it at work, you get paid to take a shit.

11/6/2007 8:03:59 PM

BigMan157
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if you get it done in under 5 minutes, you have too much vaseline in your cornhole

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 8:09 PM. Reason : e? really?]

11/6/2007 8:08:43 PM

catzor
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I like how divided this topic is. Its either 2-3 min or 15-45 min. I' the only one spending about 10 and not much more.

We can all agree on one thing. Shitting at work is a gift from the heavens.

11/6/2007 8:17:59 PM

federal
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"reading mother fucker"

11/6/2007 8:18:41 PM

FykalJpn
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what i don't understand is the ongoing interest in others' toilet habits...

11/6/2007 9:39:58 PM

bethaleigh
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Lack of fiber and a word find

11/6/2007 9:40:38 PM

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