arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
I don't get it. It should not take you half an hour, ten or even 5 minutes. wtf
[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:36 PM. Reason : ] 11/6/2007 4:35:54 PM |
Lewizzle All American 14393 Posts user info edit post |
Lack of fiber. A bran muffin in the morning wouldn't hurt. 11/6/2007 4:36:35 PM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes it's difficult to get it all out 11/6/2007 4:36:47 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
its not that it takes that long, its that i just dont want to move... so i grab a book and relax 11/6/2007 4:37:11 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
^ Hell no! 11/6/2007 4:38:02 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
reading mother fucker
trying to get caught up with world news nukka 11/6/2007 4:38:02 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
im a quick dumper. 5 minutes max on a bad day. 11/6/2007 4:38:03 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Im a half hour/45 minutes kind of guy. I know it's time to get off the toilet when my legs go numb 11/6/2007 4:38:20 PM |
Beardawg61 Trauma Specialist 15492 Posts user info edit post |
It's a quiet time for reflection and light reading... I'm not always in a hurry. 11/6/2007 4:41:45 PM |
SkankinMonky All American 3344 Posts user info edit post |
to get away from stupid questions like this 11/6/2007 4:43:04 PM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
8-12 minutes per dump should be allowed. Any decent reader can master an article from their favorite magazines and pich a few loaves within that timeframe. above and beyond that is unessecary. 11/6/2007 4:43:52 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
takes me no more than 2 minutes for a dump...half the time thats including wiping 11/6/2007 4:44:27 PM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Well played
[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:44 PM. Reason : .] 11/6/2007 4:44:30 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
my former roommate would easily spend over an hour taking a dump.
he read books in there...guess he couldn't put it down
it was bad because this was in carroll and no one wanted to go in and sit next to him, so we'd have to wait for his fuckin ass to get out 11/6/2007 4:46:10 PM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
i never understood why people read things on the john
[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:47 PM. Reason : when i read i invest at least an hour...dont just read 1 page at a time...dumps should take <5min] 11/6/2007 4:46:53 PM |
bbehe Burn it all down. 18402 Posts user info edit post |
its usually the one time of day that you will truly be left alone. 11/6/2007 4:46:58 PM |
SymeGuy69 All American 11036 Posts user info edit post |
I let my sphincter close up when it's god damn good and ready. 11/6/2007 4:48:04 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
its my comfort zone 11/6/2007 4:49:40 PM |
DeeDee21 All American 9905 Posts user info edit post |
^^^even then, there might be somebody knockin on the door like YOU STILL SHITTIN????
[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:50 PM. Reason : pooping=relaxing] 11/6/2007 4:49:55 PM |
arcgreek All American 26690 Posts user info edit post |
Am I the only one that sits, tenses, whoosh, wipes and leaves with in a just few minutes at teh very longest? I mean, even though they are my own, it's not pleasant, I wouldn't want to read in the fumes.
[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 4:51 PM. Reason : I mean about all i can read from teh time I get situated, to being ready to wipe is a line or so] 11/6/2007 4:50:07 PM |
fjjackso All American 14538 Posts user info edit post |
no talking while im on the toilet 11/6/2007 4:50:30 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
- national geographic is GOOD reading - you can't just stop reading calvin and hobbes because you stopped pooing - sometimes it's warm in there and you're cold, and vice verse, in the summer - lack of fiber - new playboy
Quote : | "^^even then, there might be somebody knockin on the door like YOU STILL SHITTIN????" |
In our house, the only acceptable way to know if the bathroom is free is to holler the person's name, and wait for them to answer. Sometimes you can follow it with 'I was just seeing if you were out'. Anything more than that is a death wish. As my mom said SO often 'can't I shit in peace?'11/6/2007 4:53:07 PM |
Callaway All American 2126 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Im a half hour/45 minutes kind of guy. I know it's time to get off the toilet when my legs go numb" |
11/6/2007 5:21:30 PM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
The bathroom is my happy place. 11/6/2007 5:25:57 PM |
nothing22 All American 21537 Posts user info edit post |
i stay until the job's done 11/6/2007 5:26:29 PM |
9one9 All American 21497 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "to get away from stupid questions like this" |
11/6/2007 5:38:45 PM |
Walls1441 All American 10000 Posts user info edit post |
some people don't have loose assholes from taking it up the ass all the time. 11/6/2007 5:52:53 PM |
FunkyVajjina All American 502 Posts user info edit post |
mudbut and tarshits will make you whip forever.
so i've heard. 11/6/2007 5:53:31 PM |
tracer All American 13876 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i stay until the job's done" |
you're a big fella. bet you box a little.11/6/2007 5:56:29 PM |
rdunck All American 862 Posts user info edit post |
ive never understood either arc 11/6/2007 6:01:29 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
i never got it either
i worked with this girl who would easily spend an hour a day in the restroom, usually broken into 2 times per day. we always wondered what the fuck was going on for her to spend literally 1/8 of her workday in the restroom
but there were no girls to go spy #1, and #2 everyone was scared to confront her. so im sure thats why she did it. cause all she'd have to do would say SPRAYING BLOODY VAGINA AND DIARRHEA and walk away and scare us 11/6/2007 6:01:51 PM |
themodist Suspended 1013 Posts user info edit post |
because they're at work 11/6/2007 6:02:43 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
Im on the shitter as we speak... I've got nowhere to go tonite and nothing to do so I'll chill on the toilet and read TWW and enjoy my peace and quiet. Plus my stomach is really fucked up so I wanna make sure I get it all out in one sitting. 11/6/2007 6:03:59 PM |
lobster Veteran 106 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "'can't I shit in peace?'" |
11/6/2007 6:05:27 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Plus my stomach is really fucked up so I wanna make sure I get it all out in one sitting." |
i hear stuff like this a whole lot. and, you know, its only happened to me once.... and i ended up going to the hospital with a nasty stomach flu. i was out of school for like 2 weeks and lost like 15 pounds or something, it was wild. and even then i wasnt in the bathroom as much as you guys!11/6/2007 6:14:17 PM |
Lucky1 All American 6154 Posts user info edit post |
I normally go through atleast 1/2 of a field and stream or outdoorlife magazine while taking a dump. 11/6/2007 6:17:39 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^^ my stomach is fucked because of the meds I've been on since Feb. 11/6/2007 6:22:46 PM |
dagreenone All American 5971 Posts user info edit post |
I take a Farside book in there and can probably read about 5 or 6 pages worth of panals by the time I'm done. 11/6/2007 6:31:40 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
man, reading this thread is like seeing someone smoking, It makes me what to partake in the act being talked about....brb 11/6/2007 6:36:18 PM |
The Dude All American 6502 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "takes me no more than 2 minutes for a dump...half the time thats including wiping" |
11/6/2007 6:38:42 PM |
3 of 11 All American 6276 Posts user info edit post |
Time spent shitting:
living at home = 10-20 minutes (average) college = 5-10 (don't have the time for longer) working stiff = 30+ (cause you are getting paid to sit on the commode) 11/6/2007 6:39:43 PM |
Lucky1 All American 6154 Posts user info edit post |
this thread reminds me that I need to buy a magazine rack. Anyone have one for sale? 11/6/2007 6:44:44 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
that was ugly.. had to take a shower after 11/6/2007 6:56:45 PM |
CharlesHF All American 5543 Posts user info edit post |
Damn -- I do my business and leave. Don't see a point in staying in there longer than 2-3 minutes.
I guess everyone else who stays in there too much longer is busy trying to wipe the dried shit off their ass... 11/6/2007 8:01:59 PM |
joe17669 All American 22728 Posts user info edit post |
I get some of my best thinking done while on the throne. Usually 20-40 minutes, plus if you do it at work, you get paid to take a shit. 11/6/2007 8:03:59 PM |
BigMan157 no u 103353 Posts user info edit post |
if you get it done in under 5 minutes, you have too much vaseline in your cornhole
[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 8:09 PM. Reason : e? really?] 11/6/2007 8:08:43 PM |
catzor All American 1749 Posts user info edit post |
I like how divided this topic is. Its either 2-3 min or 15-45 min. I' the only one spending about 10 and not much more.
We can all agree on one thing. Shitting at work is a gift from the heavens. 11/6/2007 8:17:59 PM |
federal All American 2638 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "reading mother fucker" |
11/6/2007 8:18:41 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
what i don't understand is the ongoing interest in others' toilet habits... 11/6/2007 9:39:58 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
Lack of fiber and a word find 11/6/2007 9:40:38 PM |