1st. Do not lay out your game on the internet for your lady interest to find.

2nd. Stalking is considered bad

3rd. Public places are perfect for meeting fresh meat that won't be so...what's the word....awkward.

11/21/2007 12:42:36 PM

http://www.match.com

11/21/2007 12:43:38 PM

so...kiwi...your place, or mine?

11/21/2007 12:44:06 PM

you're into catholicism now, become a priest

or anything where you wont be inclined to pass whatever recessive genes you have down into future generations

11/21/2007 12:44:06 PM

http://www.h-date.com would match his needs better i do believe

11/21/2007 12:44:10 PM

private messages > threads

11/21/2007 12:45:22 PM

1st. Do not lay out your game on the internet for your lady interest to find. yeah cause no one ever got hooked on myspace or facebook

2nd. Stalking is considered bad - yeah if you are actually stalking

3rd. Public places are perfect for meeting fresh meat that won't be so...what's the word....awkward. - the internet is a public place, at least thats what i thought.

11/21/2007 12:45:34 PM

another DJ Lauren thread

11/21/2007 12:46:28 PM

its perfectly ok to pm girls non-stop

when they say please stop pming me thats when you make a thread (it means they really want you)

after the thread start calling them nonstop and confessing your love for them on tww, remember no means yes, so when they say something like "If you dont stop calling me I'm gonna call the cops" it really means "omg you calling me all the time makes me so HOT, i wanna fuck you right now"

persistance and determination is the key to any successful romantic endeavor

[Edited on November 21, 2007 at 12:53 PM. Reason : .]

11/21/2007 12:50:17 PM

zing!

11/21/2007 12:50:55 PM

Go to a young peoples church. Girls there are always desperate.


Trust me on this one

11/21/2007 1:09:40 PM

1. Go outside and collect some plants out of your yard, girls love fresh flowers!

2. Pick a girl on TWW that lives within a reasonable driving distance that is moderately attractive.

3. Go over to her house and present your yard plants.

4. Reap the rewards!


















No wait, doesn't work

11/21/2007 1:10:00 PM

Quote :

"Pick a girl on TWW that lives within a reasonable driving distance that is moderately attractive"

That was your flaw.

11/21/2007 1:13:10 PM

o and make sure to tell them you jerk it to their pictures, chicks totally dig that

11/21/2007 1:13:54 PM

this is exactly how i got my wolfweb girlfriend

11/21/2007 1:19:13 PM

i would beat to Kiwi's pics

but they don't give me an E-rection

11/21/2007 1:20:05 PM

only girls that get stalked are the ones that guys thinks are whores and will eventually give in. this includes fat and ugly chicks, so if you get stalked don't think its because you look good or he is psycho.

11/21/2007 1:22:05 PM

aw, you guys are too cruel about the bouquet he gave brookeruff. they were flowers, afterall... its not DNLs fault that she was so stuck up she would only accept flowers that were grown half way around the world and shipped in a refrigerated airplane to some harris teeter near you. many girls would appreciate the gesture

11/21/2007 1:22:54 PM

ask the ladies out for a drink

and remember:
if she smokes, she pokes

11/21/2007 1:25:20 PM

try to avoid using the word "broad" to refer to members of the opposite sex

11/21/2007 1:33:37 PM

It's probably not a great idea to tell a girl that you're fapping to her picture.
And you've done it before.
And that you would like more pictures.

11/21/2007 1:38:58 PM

any girl that would fuck josh (dnl) is either:

a: too drunk too realize what she's doing (so all this shit is irrelevant)

or

b: really busted, retarded, and/or desperate (so all this shit is irrelevant)

that guy just can't go the normal way about hooking up with a female

[Edited on November 21, 2007 at 1:42 PM. Reason : ]

11/21/2007 1:42:31 PM

dnl is a good person!

11/21/2007 1:47:10 PM

Don't let these guys get you down, pulling snatch from TWW is oddly amusing.

11/21/2007 2:32:50 PM

Don't let these guys get you down, pulling snatch from TWW is oddly amusing.

11/21/2007 2:33:17 PM

Awww!

Go get her tiger!

11/21/2007 2:57:35 PM

yah dont tell a chick that you arn't cool. Talking ill bout yourslef is never all that attractive

and try asking ppl out irl. Its alot more amusing

11/21/2007 7:36:21 PM

Tell them they are worthless pieces of shit and they are lucky to have you. Force them to have anal sex. Never hit them in locations they can't easily hide the bruises.

11/21/2007 7:38:59 PM

^ okay

11/21/2007 8:06:14 PM

Don't wank to their bloody post op pics.

11/28/2007 1:27:02 PM

he said he didn't

11/28/2007 1:30:15 PM

jack off to their post op pics and post about it on here.

11/28/2007 1:30:30 PM

lol wtf....i'm super duper popular today...go me

11/28/2007 1:32:09 PM

Quote :

"yeah cause no one ever got hooked on myspace "

wrong. a girl I casually dated became a swinger after I left, e-mailed me stories of her exploits, met a devout christian on myspace, discovered monogamy, and quit talking to anyone she'd ever fooled around with.

myspace works guy, don't knock it.

11/28/2007 1:37:08 PM

this thread gets 2 thumbs up from me

11/28/2007 1:46:39 PM

haha i've read like the first half so far...10/10

11/28/2007 3:12:18 PM

bttt

11/29/2007 10:59:28 AM

Quote :

"lol wtf....i'm super duper popular today...go me"

this isn't what other people consider popularity.

11/29/2007 11:01:16 AM

i'm a rebel!

11/29/2007 11:02:20 AM