12/18/2007 7:48:22 PM

12/18/2007 7:50:27 PM

i knew that slack ass whore would use the morning after pill money i gave her for something else

12/18/2007 7:52:16 PM

and is she really going to have it?

12/18/2007 7:53:54 PM

Considering where this family is from (rural Louisiana) this should not come as a shock.

12/18/2007 7:54:14 PM

but shes white. thats the shocker. (no racist)

12/18/2007 7:56:02 PM

photoshop?

12/18/2007 7:56:07 PM

its on the internets, so it must be true

12/18/2007 7:56:47 PM

lol. weren't there rumors that she was pregnant earlier this year?

12/18/2007 7:58:01 PM

if she is preggers, jesus she would be the biggest idiot on the planet to have it.

12/18/2007 7:58:46 PM

THIS IS ACTUALLY TRU ZOMG

Quote :

"Britney Spears's 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, Nickelodeon confirmed Tuesday"

from people.com


i've never been into gossip or whatever but this has got my attention.


how can a fambly be sooooooooooo fucked up.

12/18/2007 8:01:37 PM

i'd impregnate her

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:03 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2007 8:02:03 PM

they're no more fucked up than other trashy white people--they just happen to be famous

12/18/2007 8:02:52 PM

nickolodeon is into pregnant teens now, sweet. just when i thought my littles nieces and cousins were safe on their channel here comes this shit.

12/18/2007 8:02:55 PM

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167059,00.html

WHAT IF SOME AWESOME SICKO UPLOADED THE JAIME SPEARS SEX TAPE ON THE NICKELODEON SIGNAL AND PUT SOME CODE ON IT SO IT WOULD TAKE AN EXPERT TO CRACK IT..... AND THEN THE VIDEO WOULD PLAY ON NICKELODEON FOR AS LONG AS IT TOOK THE EXPERT TO CRACK TEH CODE AND STOP THE VIDEO FROM PLAYING


i would find a quiet room somewhere and have my way for as long as the video kept running.


....then the vid would switch to Spongebob and i'd have to finish off to Sandy the Squirrel

12/18/2007 8:02:59 PM

she's just trying to outdo her sister

p.s. i bet that show's cancelled within the next few days/hours

12/18/2007 8:05:30 PM

whats funny is that i bet this stupid bitch is proud of this

12/18/2007 8:07:17 PM

I can't believe that the whole fucking family is retarded.

12/18/2007 8:09:22 PM

Quote :

""I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." "

i'll bet she gets passed around like a party favor

12/18/2007 8:09:51 PM

Quote :

"Spears, a high school junior who is 10 years younger than Britney, had until now escaped much of the attention about her personal life that has surrounded her sister. Jamie Lynn stars as a schoolgirl at the fictitious Pacific Coast Academy in Zoey 101, finishing its third season next month as one of Nickelodeon's highest-rated shows. She recently told the Associated Press that didn't have a serious boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." "

what a dumb bitch. it pisses me off to even read this crap. and if she wasn't going to have ti she would have not made it public.

12/18/2007 8:10:26 PM

heh, she met the dude that knocked her underage ass up at church

YOU LOSE THIS ONE, BIBLE BELT

...

is Louisiana in the bible belt?

12/18/2007 8:10:59 PM

^^^she keeps her "options" open

12/18/2007 8:11:04 PM

you have to fuck your options to keep them open, right?

12/18/2007 8:12:05 PM

it's her honeypot

12/18/2007 8:12:43 PM

Quote :

"She recently told the Associated Press that didn't have a serious boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." "

hahahahahahahahaha!

12/18/2007 8:13:46 PM

haha. she's a ho like her sis.

12/18/2007 8:13:58 PM

i googled her boyfriends name, and it came up that they moved in together in July. I am not sure how many people have lived with their boyfriends at 16....that family is pretty screwed up...

12/18/2007 8:13:58 PM

NICKELODEON

wow just fucking wow

12/18/2007 8:14:49 PM

She's certainly following in her sister's footsteps.

12/18/2007 8:14:57 PM

on the plus side, she has a really low bar to pass to be the best mother in that family

12/18/2007 8:15:18 PM

lol, but jesus fucking christ. i can parallel this with vick in a few ways.

12/18/2007 8:16:25 PM

lol. from july:

Quote :

"The National Enquirer claims that sixteen year old Zoey 101 star Jamie Lynn Spears is ready to drop a ‘pregnancy bombshell’ on mom Lynne. Jamie Lynn was spied ‘apartment hunting’ with nineteen year old Boy Friend Casey Aldridge. And it could be a joint baby shower over at the Spears Estate, Jamie’s big sis, Britney Spears, is also rumored to have a bun in the oven. Earlier it was reported that Jamie Lyn Spears was moving in with her Boy Friend . Sixteen year old Jamie Lynn Spears and her boyfriend Casey Aldridge were searching for an apartment in Valencia California. Jamie Lyn Spears is best known for starring in the Nickelodeon television series Zoey 101.For two seasons, Jamie Lynn was a cast member on the comedy-variety show on Nickelodeon All That. While on All That, she played many different characters, including one of her own creation- Thelma Stump, an 80-year-old bodyguard who loves bacon. She also did many On-Air Dares (a Nickelodeon version of Fear Factor) skits where she and other All That cast members had to do many disgusting tasks. She eventually left All That to star in Zoey 101. The junior Spears appeared in 2001's Total Britney Live and in a Pepsi television commercial in 2002. In the same year, she appeared briefly in the movie Crossroads, as the younger version of the main character, Lucy, who was played by her older sister Britney Spears. The Enquirer was right about Nicole Richie’s pregnancy, so we have little reason they would be speculating on the junior Spears . I am sure Britney must be hapy to realise the kind of inspiration she is proving to her sister jamie Lynn Spears. Update as on July 30th. Amidst all the drama surrounding the spears family it was reported today that jamie Lynn pregnancy was just a case of a missed menstrual period . To read more on this check out Jamie Lynn Pregnancy Rumors exposed"

Quote :

"According to insiders at The National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn confided her faux pregnancy fears in big sis Brit before taking a home pregnancy test that proved a missed menstrual cycle to be a false alarm. Britney told her small sis that she would always be there for her when she needs her .Meanwhile Britney's mom is furious that jamie confided her pregnancy rumours to Elder sister Britney and not her. Britney has reportedly asked Jami Lynnn to use birth control pills, to which she replied that it would make her fat and obese. "Use Condoms" was the refrain from Britney Spears“Jamie seemed very stressed and couldn’t concentrate,” an Enquirer insider reports. “Lynne kept asking her what was wrong and demanded that Jamie Lynn tell her what was going on, or she wasn’t going back to work. “Jamie Lynn started crying and told her mom the whole story - that she feared she might be pregnant. Lynne said she would take her to the doctor when they got back home to Louisiana. Then Lynne informed her ex-husband Jamie,” the mole continues. Meanwhile Kevin Federline found himself tangled up in his soon-to-be ex in-laws latest bit of family drama when Jamie and Lynn Spears convened in his House to discuss sixteen year old Jamie Lynn’s possibly pregnancy. The one-time couple met with K-Fed at his Los Angeles home the weekend of July 14, according to tabloid rumors. “Lynne told Kevin that Jamie Lynn could just be stressed out and suffering from depression and her mentrual periods are irregular"

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:19 PM. Reason : ]

12/18/2007 8:17:01 PM

haha, by all means, i wanna read this analogy

12/18/2007 8:17:01 PM

god i wanna see how this works out

12/18/2007 8:17:50 PM

you'd think after the first scare her retarded ass would make sure the dude is sporting some saran

p.s. it'd be funny if dude got busted on statutory charges

12/18/2007 8:18:50 PM

but wait, her mom lets her have sex at 16, and you know it had to before this age that she got her first piece, and this is ok? fuck, this is really off the rockers the more i think about it.

12/18/2007 8:19:03 PM

i imagine the relationship is a little different when the kids support the parents

12/18/2007 8:22:13 PM

Someone send him a friend request.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=246706309


http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=245188232



[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:27 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2007 8:22:18 PM

Quote :

""if i don't know you, i won't add you. this site is for friends only. and jamie <333""

it has 3 friends including tom

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:23 PM. Reason : sdfg]

12/18/2007 8:23:17 PM

Afraid birth control pills will maker her fat and obese. Sounds like a loony to me.

12/18/2007 8:23:17 PM

so does having a small human in your belly

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:28 PM. Reason : i should know, i ate a midget once]

12/18/2007 8:27:45 PM

how is she going to look at 33 with a 16 year child that might be or have someone preggers! what a dumb slut, sorry girls but this looks very awful for yall.

12/18/2007 8:29:01 PM

12/18/2007 8:31:43 PM

look what i found.....

THE BABY DADDY

12/18/2007 8:33:38 PM

^^that looks like a usda inspected and passed grade a hillbilly from out yonder

^ he must be proud hahahaha 20 years old with a baby.

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:34 PM. Reason : sdfg]

12/18/2007 8:33:40 PM

wtf--you've never seen deliverance?

12/18/2007 8:39:34 PM

i don't watch movies on the reg

but isn't that the movie were this dude gets ass raped and make to squeal like a pig?

12/18/2007 8:41:19 PM

^^^^ hahaha gj.

12/18/2007 8:42:59 PM

An unimpressive story from a British rag with an unimpressive name.

A celebrity/entertainment magazine called "OK!"? Are the Competing against "Meh"?

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:47 PM. Reason : ]

12/18/2007 8:46:36 PM

is this statutory rape?

12/18/2007 8:48:06 PM