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slaptit
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I've started having to trim my nose hairs on the reg

3/1/2014 1:22:46 PM

JeffreyBSG
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^ I have to trim my nose and ear hairs

3/22/2014 11:09:09 AM

Kurtis636
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I need to get my back waxed. Like, seriously need to.

3/22/2014 2:09:11 PM

UJustWait84
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grading papers on a Saturday instead of day drinking

3/22/2014 5:25:44 PM

Smath74
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you know... i make it a point to not bring work home. if i have shit to grade i either do it during planning or before lacrosse practice. if i don't get it all done the kids can just suck it up and wait another day. my family is more important.

3/22/2014 11:18:16 PM

afripino
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...when you turn 30 like I did a week ago.

grabs cane. drives *slowly* to redeem senior discount at Golden Corral

3/24/2014 2:11:47 PM

shoot
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You can't dunk anymore.

3/24/2014 2:17:58 PM

Førte
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Quote :
"^ I have to trim my nose and ear hairs"


same

3/24/2014 2:19:19 PM

shoot
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Same

3/24/2014 3:04:53 PM

disco_stu
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You don't *have* to trim it.

3/24/2014 3:19:01 PM

bronco
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^.

Especially if you're married. Fuck it.

4/2/2014 12:37:02 PM

jbrick83
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I have to trim my nose hairs or it will itch/tickle me constantly. Don't really have long ear hairs.

4/2/2014 3:19:27 PM

JeffreyBSG
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I don't have as many (nor as impressive) boogers since I started trimming my nose hairs...it's sad.

4/2/2014 5:40:45 PM

lewoods
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When you give up on personal care because you are married, don't be surprised if you end up getting divorced.

4/3/2014 10:22:53 AM

puck_it
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Lol at you giving relationship advice.

4/3/2014 6:35:28 PM

disco_stu
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"When you give up on personal care because you are married, don't be surprised if you end up getting divorced."


How is sentence formed?

4/4/2014 9:23:51 AM

elise
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I chased kids out of my yard this evening.


They were chasing a scared baby bunny and I had asked them to stop once already but one kept coming in my yard all the way in to the bushes directly next to my window.

5/14/2014 7:41:45 PM

Byrn Stuff
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The students I taught as freshmen are beginning to graduate from college, get married, etc.

5/14/2014 9:59:02 PM

jbrick83
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My body just can't hold up it like it use to. I remember working back-to-back-to-back doubles behind the bar in my mid twenties. These were basically 18-hour shifts, active and on your feet all day. At the end of those runs, I still felt brand new.

One of the female bartenders at my old bar is on her bachelorette party this weekend and took 90% of the bar staff with her so they called me to fill in and I worked Friday night and a double yesterday. My body is literally decimated. Waste down feels like sore jello. I do feel like most normal 30 year olds couldn't pull off that many hours in a physically demanding job...but I thought I was different.

5/18/2014 9:38:10 AM

PaulISdead
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I don't rush things needlessly anymore

[Edited on May 18, 2014 at 11:15 AM. Reason : .]

5/18/2014 11:09:07 AM

afripino
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Waste

Down

Feels

5/19/2014 10:03:03 AM

shoot
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you played basketball with a bunch of teenagers and they tired you out!

[Edited on May 30, 2014 at 9:50 AM. Reason : ;]

5/30/2014 9:50:15 AM

Smath74
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^dennis rodman let you commies win you know...

5/30/2014 11:29:24 PM

shoot
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Sorry, I'm not commie. I hate commie.

5/31/2014 9:31:58 AM

Str8BacardiL
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I was really excited about getting a new printer.

5/31/2014 11:49:46 AM

skywalkr
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...when you sprain you knee doing indoor skydiving

5/31/2014 11:55:29 PM

afripino
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...when you trade in your car and buy a station wagon because it's the "practical" thing to do. FML

6/3/2014 5:04:43 PM

shoot
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When you became a State alumnus in ur 30s.

6/3/2014 5:08:58 PM

Smath74
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they still make station wagons? or did you go for a classic late 70's, early 80's behemoth?

6/3/2014 6:57:35 PM

UJustWait84
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http://waitbutwhy.com/2014/05/secretly-hate-bars.html

^this

6/3/2014 6:57:39 PM

shoot
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you want to go to bed before midnight.

6/3/2014 11:27:44 PM

shoot
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you met ur potential future boss 7 yrs younger than u

6/4/2014 7:29:23 PM

0EPII1
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"they still make station wagons?"


Some station wagons currently manufactured come with 550-600 hp engines and will put many sports cars to shame, with looks that can kill!

Some tuning companies take those station wagons and modify them in to 850 hp beasts.

These ain't your gramps' station wagons.

6/4/2014 8:57:52 PM

BobbyDigital
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I love my BMW Wagon (most days, when it's not needing something fixed at least). What a moronic statement.

Guy probably drives a "crossover" or whatever thefuck those abominations are called these days.

6/5/2014 9:34:44 AM

afripino
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I got a 2005 mercury sable LS wagon (fully loaded with only 24,000 miles on it!)

I frequently go camping and have a dog and a child on the way. Didn't want an SUV or a Crossover as those both get shitty mileage and I couldn't find one with low miles that I could buy for $4K cash like I did with this car.

Long story short, I'm old now.

6/5/2014 9:52:47 AM

Kurtis636
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I kind of want a subaru wagon, and I'm neither a parent or a lesbian.

6/5/2014 9:37:24 PM

jbrick83
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Went to a neighbor's house for dinner last night and ended up playing with their 5-year old and toddler for four hours. It was fun...and annoying at the same time....

6/6/2014 2:16:53 PM

elise
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I'm so tired of fucking weddings and babyshowers. Blarg.

6/6/2014 7:37:30 PM

synapse
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I'm listening to Garrison Keillor, and liking it.

[Edited on April 11, 2015 at 7:54 PM. Reason : oh also tomorrow is colonoscopy prep day...gonna be a shitty day ]

4/11/2015 7:47:42 PM

Smath74
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enjoy it man!

4/12/2015 12:26:19 AM

PartyChris
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You flip thru the current topics and have no intrest in posting anything

4/18/2015 5:29:59 PM

Str8BacardiL
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Excited over new pans.

4/21/2015 12:06:39 AM

Fareako
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You have an unlimited drink per day package for seven days and you consider giving up after the 4th day.

5/3/2015 3:28:45 PM

shoot
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Can't have sex as much as possible anymore.

5/3/2015 7:58:39 PM

JeffreyBSG
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^
came here to say something akin to that...I can't jerk off 2x/day on a daily basis anymore.


[Edited on July 14, 2015 at 10:41 PM. Reason : ]

7/14/2015 10:40:54 PM

ShinAntonio
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When I stand up and stretch I usually end up causing a pain in my hamstring if I do it too vigorously

2/11/2016 4:52:35 PM

BobbyDigital
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you literally have to plan sex with your spouse on your calendar.

2/12/2016 10:15:28 AM

shoot
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That's very true.

2/12/2016 10:20:00 AM

synapse
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this king of queens show is kinda funny

4/6/2016 10:38:19 AM

richthofen
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Recurrent, nagging lower back pain. Guess I need to strengthen my core/back muscles and lose some weight...but this wasn't a problem a year ago, and I was no stronger or slimmer than I am now.

4/6/2016 4:39:03 PM

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