i got some mac and cheese from sheetz on my way home

i stopped at work because i forgot to do something

i normally have a spoon in my office but i cannot locate it

so i am holding the cup to my mouth and scooping with my tounge

it's not working too well

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason : THIS IS THE WORST THREAD EVER... tww is not a blog]

1/8/2008 11:28:42 PM

there is no spoon

[Edited on January 8, 2008 at 11:29 PM. Reason : ]

1/8/2008 11:28:57 PM

thanks for the update champ

1/8/2008 11:29:07 PM

now you just need the TWO GRLS LOLZ

1/8/2008 11:29:15 PM

the spoon is a lie

1/8/2008 11:29:42 PM

I like you evan

you get a bad rap around here

but you're easily in the top 95 percent of TWW

1/8/2008 11:29:50 PM

i like the way you think kiki

1/8/2008 11:30:13 PM

IT'S LIKE TEN THOUSAND KNIVES WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A SPOON

1/8/2008 11:30:52 PM

heroin time?

1/8/2008 11:31:44 PM

you low class college kids never cease to amaze me

1/8/2008 11:31:57 PM

i'm not low class

i just can't find a spoon.

also i just had mac and cheese splatter on my face, now it's in my contacts

this was a bad choice

1/8/2008 11:33:21 PM

try cleaning your dishes

1/8/2008 11:33:54 PM

i want to spoon

1/8/2008 11:33:55 PM

hahaha, you're not helping your case evan

1/8/2008 11:34:16 PM

I AM HOLIER THAN THOU

1/8/2008 11:34:17 PM

there are only sporks

1/8/2008 11:34:24 PM

1/8/2008 11:34:28 PM

uh huh....whatever you say buddy

by the end of this whole ordeal, you will look like a slovenly individual that doesn't even have enough respect for himself to use eating utensils.

You will look like that archetype from numerous sitcoms.....the sweaty and rotund character with food stuck in his beard, stains on his shirt, red eyes, overhanging belly, and broken down shoes.

I hope that your laziness pays off and you succeed in your goal of appearing to be in the lower echelon of society.




I honestly wish that I was around you at this very moment so that I could flick pennies at you...and watch you scurry around to collect them all.

friggin' bum

1/8/2008 11:39:38 PM

Quote :

"i normally have a spoon in my office but i cannot locate it"

I have been known to keep a plastic-wrapped spoon (such as you'd get with a cookout milkshake, or a frosty) in my glovebox or center console, in case a situation like that arises. Perhaps you should consider this strategy.

I also try to keep straws, as more than once I've driven blithely away from a drive-thru window only to find that I have no straw for my drink.

1/8/2008 11:55:11 PM

when i get lunch at work i normally grab extra utensils for this exact purpose

but either someone has stolen my spoon or i forgot to get one

1/9/2008 12:14:57 AM

1/9/2008 12:16:32 AM

i'll be the little spoon

1/9/2008 12:34:50 AM

In Soviet Russia, spoon eats out of you!

1/9/2008 5:58:18 AM

there is no spoon.

1/9/2008 6:00:11 AM

There is no spoone.

1/9/2008 6:14:20 AM

FUCKING IMPROVISE

soda can/soda bottle/plastic/styrafoam cup

use scissors if your weak muscles don't work

1/9/2008 7:32:09 AM

tilt bowl, curl pointer and middle fingers, scoop

[Edited on January 9, 2008 at 7:35 AM. Reason : humans ate with their hands for quite some time, so can you]

1/9/2008 7:35:02 AM

My spoon is too big!

1/9/2008 7:50:58 AM

he means he can't find another partner to cuddle with after his alias DiamondAce left him.

1/9/2008 9:03:46 AM