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Slave Famous
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What

The

Fuck

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"Castrating a lamb with your teeth is a pretty simple procedure, really. Grey Ruegamer knows. "You grab the forelegs and pin them to the ground, and then you grab the back legs and throw them on their back," Ruegamer said. And when the, uh, target area is exposed, "away you go. It's the way the Basques do it.""


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"As for the procedure itself, "you pull them out with your teeth, spit them in a bucket, next one."


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22854935/



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""The blood on your mustache is the worst part.""


Yeah...thats the worst part

1/26/2008 10:46:29 PM

dweedle
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he's like john farveau in The Replacements

1/26/2008 10:48:13 PM

Slave Famous
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everythings a big joke to you isn't it

1/26/2008 10:49:47 PM

dweedle
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I'm a comedian..

1/26/2008 10:50:11 PM

Slave Famous
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hey beardawg look at this guy, he's awful!

1/26/2008 10:51:16 PM

dweedle
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well i had sex with your wife!

1/26/2008 10:52:40 PM

Slave Famous
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you emit a foul and unpleasant odor

1/26/2008 10:54:19 PM

dweedle
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our day..was ruined

1/26/2008 10:56:06 PM

Slave Famous
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no but the difference is negligible

1/26/2008 10:57:09 PM

The Coz
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Well the life support machine called. . .

1/26/2008 10:57:33 PM

dweedle
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good for you, JACK

1/26/2008 10:58:35 PM

The Coz
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Ha, Lovitz.

1/26/2008 10:59:30 PM

Slave Famous
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hey dweedle...I didn't know you liked soup

1/26/2008 11:00:51 PM

dweedle
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u wanna go to MINDY'S? :hopeful look:

1/26/2008 11:01:29 PM

The Coz
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1/26/2008 11:02:32 PM

Slave Famous
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All certified mail is registered, but all registered mail is not necesarily certified.

1/26/2008 11:04:05 PM

dweedle
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she WASNT..MY..TYPE

1/26/2008 11:04:45 PM

Slave Famous
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hmmmm....That job sounds like it might be worth a years worth of haircuts.

1/26/2008 11:08:23 PM

The Coz
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Work? It's raining.

1/26/2008 11:08:30 PM

The Coz
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All right! But hear me and hear me well - the day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of
reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down!

1/26/2008 11:10:21 PM

dweedle
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TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS ?

YEAH, thats the price for a FOUL WEATHER FRIEND

1/26/2008 11:14:41 PM

Slave Famous
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One large Jumbalya, please

1/26/2008 11:16:36 PM

dweedle
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i got a whooole box of em

1/26/2008 11:18:28 PM

Slave Famous
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I got another one....but I'm saving it for later

1/26/2008 11:19:28 PM

dweedle
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what is this...you are not a MAN

1/26/2008 11:20:30 PM

The Coz
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I know the chunky that left these Chunkies! . . .

1/26/2008 11:22:34 PM

dweedle
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no, newman you stay here..i might need you

whattaya need me for?

I might need you to get me a soda...

1/26/2008 11:23:31 PM

Brass Monkey
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I just took a bath Jerry...a bath. I was sitting in a pool of my own filth and germs. All the micro-organisms were having sex all around me!

1/26/2008 11:23:35 PM

The Coz
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This sonofabitch is ICE cold!

1/26/2008 11:25:07 PM

dweedle
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low flow

i dont like the sound of that!

1/26/2008 11:26:10 PM

Slave Famous
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Thats the commando 450, I don't sell that one

1/26/2008 11:28:58 PM

dweedle
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the Cougar 9000

its like the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs

1/26/2008 11:30:10 PM

Slave Famous
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Little Jerry made it from here to Newmans in under 30 seconds!

1/26/2008 11:33:00 PM

dweedle
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is that good?

1/26/2008 11:35:22 PM

Brass Monkey
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V sorry that part of the face painter episode is hilarious

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 11:42 PM. Reason : ]

1/26/2008 11:38:43 PM

Slave Famous
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you fucked it up

this is about one liners drawn from memory

not googling then copy and pasting whole paragraphs

gg thread ruiner

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 11:40 PM. Reason : ^^I don't know]

1/26/2008 11:39:56 PM

dweedle
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WE NEEED A NAAME! GGIIIVE USS A NAAME!

1/26/2008 11:41:46 PM

Brass Monkey
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So, she's the loser of the group. Every group has someone that they all make fun of.. Like us with Elaine.

1/26/2008 11:43:43 PM

dweedle
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anyone who works here..is a SAP!

1/26/2008 11:44:11 PM

Slave Famous
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and so I feel in the mud and ruined my pants...the very pants I was returning

1/26/2008 11:45:34 PM

dweedle
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i would describe his reaction as reSTRAINED jubilation...

1/26/2008 11:47:37 PM

Slave Famous
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"You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth vacuum thing for real?"

1/26/2008 11:49:50 PM

dweedle
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IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT!

1/26/2008 11:51:05 PM

Slave Famous
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STILL! STILL! I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!

1/26/2008 11:51:36 PM

dweedle
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cmon take a ride

1/26/2008 11:52:35 PM

The Coz
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Quote :
"you fucked it up

this is about one liners drawn from memory

not googling then copy and pasting whole paragraphs

gg thread ruiner"

Who are you to question my memory?!

1/26/2008 11:53:53 PM

The Coz
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I already booked Christopher Cross.

1/26/2008 11:54:54 PM

dweedle
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i think he was talking to that funky monkey

1/26/2008 11:55:02 PM

Brass Monkey
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She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus home.

1/26/2008 11:55:49 PM

dweedle
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hey Slave Famous...you ever seen one?

1/26/2008 11:56:11 PM

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