Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
people that look sick. does it lower the chances of me getting sick? 2/1/2008 12:22:57 AM |
TenaciousC All American 6307 Posts user info edit post |
no 2/1/2008 12:23:14 AM |
Type R PowR Suspended 690 Posts user info edit post |
haha
good plan of action 2/1/2008 12:23:17 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
ANTHRAX 2/1/2008 12:23:33 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i swear it works.
they don't want to tell you because then no one would buy cold medicine.
omg it really does work doesn't it. 2/1/2008 12:25:08 AM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
february 1st 2008 2/1/2008 12:32:59 AM |
Kodiak All American 7067 Posts user info edit post |
2/1/2008 12:34:39 AM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11319 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
Quote : | "**I move away from the mic to breathe in" |
[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : eeee's]2/1/2008 12:39:01 AM |
Mulva All American 3942 Posts user info edit post |
Your eyes and nose are more likely to be the entry point for a pathogen than your mouth 2/1/2008 12:41:23 AM |
evan All American 27701 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | ""**I move away from the mic to breathe in"" |
goddamnit i came in here to post that2/1/2008 12:41:45 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Your eyes and nose are more likely to be the entry point for a pathogen than your mouth" |
from now on, i will pull one of these instead.
2/1/2008 12:59:16 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
Not an effective method of preventing sickness. At all. 2/1/2008 6:00:02 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
sir i reject your opinion. 2/1/2008 8:46:56 AM |
scotieb24 Commish 11091 Posts user info edit post |
You should tie a plastic bag around your head, I swear it works you will never get a cold again. make sure it's tight though or it won't work. 2/1/2008 8:52:48 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
no that's stupid. 2/1/2008 8:53:53 AM |
scotieb24 Commish 11091 Posts user info edit post |
you think? 2/1/2008 8:56:14 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i'm not sure anymore. 2/1/2008 9:04:10 AM |
Type R PowR Suspended 690 Posts user info edit post |
bttt 2/1/2008 9:09:07 AM |
scm011 All American 2042 Posts user info edit post |
it has to lower that chance somewhat
either way, it won't stop me from doing it 2/1/2008 9:52:38 AM |
XSMP All American 16674 Posts user info edit post |
yay yoshie is free 2/1/2008 9:55:39 AM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
worked well for leprosy! 2/1/2008 10:01:32 AM |
BobCam Veteran 224 Posts user info edit post |
I hold my breath when I walk by brown people. They smell like curry / tacos / etc.
sorry, it had to be said. 2/1/2008 12:09:35 PM |
bethaleigh All American 18902 Posts user info edit post |
I hold my breath when a bus goes by me. 2/1/2008 12:11:43 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
I hold my breath starting right before I get to them and continuing for approximately 12 feet after I pass them. IT WORKS 98.2% OF THE TIME. 2/1/2008 12:40:21 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
the girl sitting beside me in math coughed a couple times and sneezed thrice.
the whole class i rested my chin in my palm with my elbow on the table, using my fingers to obstruct the path to my nostrils.
i don't feel sick. 2/1/2008 2:15:44 PM |
eltownse All American 1851 Posts user info edit post |
I thought you were most contagious when you have a fever. The visible signs come after you, yourself are getting rid of it. 2/1/2008 2:52:24 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
don't feel bad, i do it too--and when i go near something that's dead even if it doesn't smell 2/1/2008 3:42:29 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I hold my breath when a bus goes by me." |
on a similar note, i close my eyes and then proceed to raise and shake my head like it's an herbal essence commercial when i walk by bus. it is most refreshing and sexy to have your hair blowing in the wind.2/1/2008 3:56:28 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148457 Posts user info edit post |
hypaonedriac 2/1/2008 4:04:20 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
ok, let's baonest.... no one wants to be datman that everyone is scared to sit beside to out of fear of ReceiveDeath because they look like
that's all i'm really tryin to say.
[Edited on February 1, 2008 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ] 2/1/2008 4:08:31 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148457 Posts user info edit post |
Word 2/1/2008 4:09:33 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i mustuv overlooked one of the people around me and kept breathing normally, i think i have something... felt some mucus after my cough on the way back from the library tonight.
brb lemme go get some Emergen-C 2/15/2008 9:40:58 PM |
pfcvo Veteran 168 Posts user info edit post |
Instead of holding your breathe or putting a plastic bag around your face. You could go to an army surplus store and pick up an NBC gas mask and get up to date filters. 2/15/2008 9:54:57 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i used to do that but the strap started irritating my face when i wore it after shaving. 2/15/2008 10:01:21 PM |
Seotaji All American 34244 Posts user info edit post |
i just wear earloop masks all the time now.
also i punch anyone that coughs or sneezes without covering their mouth and washing their hands. 2/15/2008 10:32:50 PM |
Mindstorm All American 15858 Posts user info edit post |
Oh god forbid your all's immune systems get some exercise.
It's good to get a cold or two every year. That way when you get something worse your body's gotten a little practice and you don't just get laid out on your ass when you get the flu or something. 2/15/2008 11:18:02 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
SARS. what happened to it? 2/16/2008 1:34:28 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i have a superior immune system.
and i never put Neosporin or whatever on my cuts.... i was never into taking care of myself, i let my body do all that shit for me.
i figure if we survived all these years without antibiotics, i'll live like a caveman and pay my respects to the old chieftans. 2/16/2008 6:47:23 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
didn't cavemen only live to be like, 19? 2/16/2008 6:51:06 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
naw they lived longer than that. 30's i think.
still even if you're right, i'm only 18 2/16/2008 6:52:41 PM |
mrfrog ☯ 15145 Posts user info edit post |
i hold my breath when i walk by homeless people 2/16/2008 7:13:09 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
i hold my breath when i walk by sluts 2/16/2008 7:18:27 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
i hold my penis when i walk by sluts 2/16/2008 7:22:51 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
smelly penis 2/16/2008 7:32:28 PM |
umbrellaman All American 10892 Posts user info edit post |
Is it bad that I thought that he was going to say that he holds his breath when walking by Indian people? 2/16/2008 8:34:48 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
they're fair game, specially on the wolfline. 2/16/2008 8:45:25 PM |
pilgrimshoes Suspended 63151 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ 2/16/2008 8:50:51 PM |
brainysmurf All American 4762 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I thought you were most contagious when you have a fever. The visible signs come after you, yourself are getting rid of it." |
you are pretty contagious just before you realize you are sick
spreading the funk without knowing you have it2/16/2008 8:57:30 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
i've been short of breath lately
this flu is a real menace to my well being. 2/26/2008 2:10:56 PM |
baonest All American 47902 Posts user info edit post |
they were talking about this on the radio today. bob and the show gram mike said that this is what he does. 2/26/2008 2:12:39 PM |