I think I got really drunk and accidently came inside a girl last night. My memory is hazy but now I remember i came inside her. At the time I kept going and then acted like I pulled out in time.


My question is this, is there any way she could find me if she did get pregnant? Would the state help her find me?

4/5/2008 5:00:00 PM

4/5/2008 5:01:59 PM

hahah

4/5/2008 5:02:05 PM

real pussy getters don't talk about gettin pussy

4/5/2008 5:03:15 PM

what if it wasn't a girl at all and you really came inside a man's ass, and he had AIDS and now so do you. Will the state help you find him?

4/5/2008 5:03:16 PM

youre good to go

4/5/2008 5:03:23 PM

you can't get a picture or you hand preggers. you're good to go

4/5/2008 5:07:08 PM

I don't know how good her memory would be either because she was really drunk and basically passed out at the time

4/5/2008 5:07:58 PM

THIS STORY IS SUSPICIOUS

4/5/2008 5:08:15 PM

as a rule of thumb, a girl will not (ever) get preggers on the first time you cum in her. real pimps know this and thats why you try to hit it raw right off the bat.

4/5/2008 5:08:27 PM

So she was basically date raped at the time. Way to go, frat boy.

4/5/2008 5:08:35 PM

rape

4/5/2008 5:08:40 PM

well it wasnt a date and she was wet so she wanted to

4/5/2008 5:12:10 PM

in light of the fact that this thread was made, the story enclosed, and the circumstances around it;

the judge is quite possibly one of the biggest idiots ever, and a supreme failure.

4/5/2008 5:13:21 PM

Are you at least hot as fuck?

4/5/2008 5:13:34 PM

in light of the fact that this thread was made, the story enclosed, and the circumstances around it;

the judge is quite possibly one of the biggest idiots ever, and a supreme failure.

4/5/2008 5:18:23 PM

^^no

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 5:20 PM. Reason : ^]

4/5/2008 5:19:13 PM

judge, in other words you made her a celebrity overnight?

4/5/2008 5:20:44 PM

fuck it man it happens


I hate being on "pregnancy watch" though

4/5/2008 5:23:53 PM

Quote :

"fuck it man it happens "

nice work on the fake pull out though

4/5/2008 5:24:36 PM

Quote :

"My question is this, is there any way she could find me if she did get pregnant? Would the state help her find me?"

4/5/2008 5:25:46 PM

of course she could find you.

unless you're like travelling on business and giving a fake name everywhere.

4/5/2008 5:26:43 PM

hell yeah, haha


thats what the child support agency does, then it makes you pay. if you take a blood test, and it turns out to be yours, yuo even win the prize of paying for that test, which cost about 800 bucks.

4/5/2008 5:27:01 PM

haha I used to do that

4/5/2008 5:27:17 PM

haha I used to do that

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 5:28 PM. Reason : e]

4/5/2008 5:28:00 PM

I still do it on vacations

4/5/2008 5:28:44 PM

Well I lied about pretty much everything except my name, so I hope that helps

4/5/2008 5:29:48 PM

par for the course.

you are a dude right.

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 5:30 PM. Reason : e]

4/5/2008 5:30:25 PM

the only real threat is that your dick might suddenly fall off, and start flipping out like fish that has been removed from a fish tank. wrap it up dawg.

4/5/2008 5:30:28 PM

you should learn the art of convincing them to "get it wet" with their mouth

then not let them stop till you finish off

and be like

"oh yeah sorry, i cant do a round two either, i've gotta go"

4/5/2008 5:31:45 PM

now I got this other crazy chick wanting to come over and get crazy with candle wax later


lol, I need to take my sheets out of the dryer


^haha thats a great one, but I'd rather fuck anyway, works better than a bj imo

[Edited on April 5, 2008 at 5:32 PM. Reason : !]

4/5/2008 5:32:04 PM

candle wax always sounds like a good idea

it never really works out as well

4/5/2008 5:32:43 PM

thats what I tried to tell her


I hope shout worked too, I didn't have any peroxide

4/5/2008 5:33:17 PM

i banged a girl's period on the other night. it was not due for about 10 days.

4/5/2008 5:33:52 PM

ahahah

Quote :

"^haha thats a great one, but I'd rather fuck anyway, works better than a bj imo "

yeah but i aint ever heard of throat babies

4/5/2008 5:34:30 PM

or butt babies


apparently the other night I was drunker than I've ever been in a while (and oh fuck, in public) and was asking chicks if they liked anal or atm

4/5/2008 5:35:38 PM

or atm??

whats that dawg, you got me on that one.

4/5/2008 5:36:47 PM

ass to mouth

4/5/2008 5:37:07 PM

i live by few rules my man

but one of my hardfast rules is if i pick up a chick at a bar and we're going to bang one out

if she's perfectly ok with getting pounded in the ass on a random bar hook-up, she's not the kind of girl i want to pound in the ass.

haha

4/5/2008 5:37:21 PM

kinda like chicks that ask for it on the first date

4/5/2008 5:38:02 PM

4/5/2008 5:38:42 PM

you should have asked them if they needed their anal glands expressed

4/5/2008 5:38:54 PM

sometimes my friends should just say, "no, we're just gonna not go out in public"

4/5/2008 5:39:36 PM

embed this yo, this thread really needs this

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4/5/2008 5:43:31 PM

on the way here this afternoon, i was behind the ho-wagon

it was broads going to houston for a night out for a bachelorette party

paint on the windows saying "show your man stick" and "cumming off the market"

except the rear winshield read "honk if your horny"

i tried taking pictures with my cell while i was driving

but they didnt turn out


my horny what

4/5/2008 5:43:55 PM

this is a straight up amsterdam thread.

4/5/2008 5:51:41 PM

did you honk, whip out your man stick or anything?

4/5/2008 5:54:31 PM

i whips out my man stick

brb while i refresh my rss feeds

4/5/2008 5:55:27 PM

^^just the classic "bend your fingers to look like a vag and flip your tongue around in it"

4/5/2008 5:56:56 PM

I call that the "universal I wanna lick that vag" sign

4/5/2008 5:59:38 PM