I saw crackmonkey on the light rail (Lynx) here in Charlotte the other week. We were coming back from downtown...

Anyway, she was drizzunk as hell, actin' a fool....
I shot this video with my camera phone

5/8/2008 5:49:53 PM

calm down just calm down
calm down just calm down
calm down just calm down
calm down just calm down

5/8/2008 5:51:46 PM

hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah haaaaaaahahahaahhahaaha

5/8/2008 5:52:06 PM

I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges
I'm pressin' charges

5/8/2008 5:54:53 PM

haha what in the helllllllllll

5/8/2008 5:56:02 PM

hahahhahahahahhaha

even though the video says it's Atlanta, I lol'd. crackmonkey is a lil' crazy

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 5:58 PM. Reason : Anybody wanna see young jeezy kill Goerge Bush shawty?]

5/8/2008 5:57:50 PM

BLACK PEOPLE


DOO DOO DOO DO

5/8/2008 5:59:23 PM

WHITE PEOPLE

EEEEE EEE EEEEE

5/8/2008 6:00:24 PM

lol

5/8/2008 6:02:31 PM

I'd hit it!

5/8/2008 6:14:39 PM

My shit, matta fact you assassinating.
Cuz im finna to send him to come do it.
Anybody wanna see young jeezy kill Goerge Bush shawty?
Yuuuoooooooh, crank dat soulja girl.
Soulja girl allp in it, 'hoe'
Watcha crank an watchmeh roll
Waymi crank dat soulja girl an superman that hoe, now watch me yuuuooooh...
yahhh nigga yahhhh....get out ma face!
yahhh yahh yahhhhhh.....get out ma face!...
Eyo soulja girl can i get uh minute...ay!
Ummm ummm manhannahinnut ey!..
Ey soulja girl ey! yahhhh nigga yahhhhhhhh!
Yahhh yahh yahhhHhhh! get out ma face! get out ma face! i want my shit!..i want my shit!...i want my shit!...i want my shit!....shawty.
Beat dat ah, beat dat ah...ima beatcha ass on thi traiiin...we on da marta im finna do ma thang...
You thought I couldn't freestyle on you boo?
You owe everybody an apology fo yo shit hoe...
You got five minutes to do it or its over bitch.
Or ima ram through the white house and kick off in ma shit...
An you own wonna take it theuh...
I got a bunch of grown niggas in ma rent-uh-centu take it theuh..
It's ovur this mean war!..I'm ain squashing this shit shawty..We finna go to war..
Straight in the U.S...Ey jeezy baby i got this bitch right here lets take the test...
Somebody give me a phone shawty...i aint gon need no phone...........
Shawty.......Ima kill lil shawty...

guy: Shawty chill man its a old lady man chill man...
crazy: old lady???
guy: Yeah man...
crazy: you know what this old lady called me!?
guy: man chill with that crazy shit man...
crazy: chill!??!?! ima chill shawty...
guy: foreal tho...
crazy: ima go on and chill...thank you that's the best advice that i could take shawty...just chill!...till i get to Eli Train Station, and how dare you jump up in my face, N-E-way. And say a GOD DAMN! thing to me about cussin out no old lady. you the same nigga i been lookin for that raped me. you the same nigga i been lookin for that raped me shawty.........same nigga from glenwood. the same nigga. the same nigga from glenwood. fuck glenwood????? eight teeth! hold up!!!!!!!!!!! wait a minute!!!!!!!!!! hold!! you got not right bitch!!!!!!!!!! hold up!!!!!! hold the fuck up hoe!!!!!! you got no right bitch!!!

*boom* *kachow* *splat* *pow* *bam!*

Ay dude turn hands with that shit. hold hands with thi shit. where ma A hat? somebody get ma hat so i can go, somebody get ma hat so i can go, somebody get ma hat so i can go. did anybody see muh hat. if if they hit me! im pressin charges. im pressin charges. im pressin charges. im pressin charges. whats they name? im pressin charges. im pressin charges. im pressin charges. im pressin charges. im pressin charges. im pressin charges. im pressin charges. where ma du-rag at????? *its on yuh head* im pressin charges im pressin charges. its over.

5/8/2008 6:19:17 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

5/8/2008 6:26:10 PM

hahaha wow

5/8/2008 6:31:11 PM

and what the fuck

5/8/2008 7:41:17 PM

that is one unhappy kneegrow

5/8/2008 7:53:47 PM

I think she wants to press charges.

5/8/2008 7:54:03 PM

atlanta is scary

5/8/2008 7:55:07 PM

LOLOL...i love it

Quote :

"get out ma face!"

she all went talkin shit to that guy....she was all bark and no bite

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 7:56 PM. Reason : f]

5/8/2008 7:55:24 PM

the old lady in the video....
I emailed this thread to her husband



he responded with:

5/8/2008 7:56:29 PM

Quote :

"you gonna get raped"

5/8/2008 7:57:17 PM

I wanna know what the old woman said.

5/8/2008 7:57:56 PM

5/8/2008 7:58:13 PM

Quote :

"I wanna know what the old woman said."

Old black women don't usually have to say anything. 99% of the time, just about everyone black male age 15-45 is willing to fight for them if an 'offender' so much as touches them. It does not matter if the old black lady knows them or not.


If the situation does not flow just like I described above, then the old black lady is like my grandmother. She would curse you out, and then stab you between the ribs....

5/8/2008 8:02:25 PM

i'm pressin' mute.

5/8/2008 8:07:18 PM

Welcome to Atlanta

5/8/2008 8:23:45 PM

shes still going to marry me one day

5/8/2008 9:20:24 PM

if that were crackmonkey thered probably be more titty in that vid

just a liiiiiiiiiiiil bit more titty

5/8/2008 10:17:13 PM

haha yea

she did have some titty.

5/8/2008 10:19:56 PM

That shit was off the hook. Great post.

It happened in Charlotte, that makes it even scarier. And it was the middle of the day, I could see it at night.

What did the old lady say?

5/8/2008 10:23:33 PM

somebody needs a role model ta ack write

[Edited on May 8, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : .]

5/8/2008 10:30:37 PM

I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES! I'M PRESSING CHARGES!

WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT? WHERE MY DO RAG AT?

5/8/2008 10:44:10 PM

5/8/2008 10:53:25 PM

that was interesting

5/8/2008 11:01:07 PM

got me upset. i'm like "what she yellin at that old lady no mo... dats somebody's grandma you can't be yellin at my grandma like that... oh... wait... thats not my grandma."

5/8/2008 11:05:06 PM

hahahaha! You are too funny Randy.

5/8/2008 11:06:56 PM

but forreal i have a major problem with her acting hard by quoting solijah boy songs.....

not just a problem with the video... but a problem with the world.

5/8/2008 11:11:42 PM

A++ will watch again

5/8/2008 11:16:59 PM

lmao.....oh me. So many things i would like to say about that video and yet so many things that would have reverend jackson at my doorstep

5/8/2008 11:32:04 PM

unfortunately i experience a similar thing on a school bus on the way to school

the girl musta been on her period and smoking crack cause she abused me from the time i sat down till i ran out of the bus

if that happened again i think id choke that bitch then pray for her, hopefully the other guys wont jump me

5/8/2008 11:44:16 PM

i thought she was saying "somebody get my hair so I can go." when the dude grabbed her hair i thought he might have ripped out her weave or something.

5/9/2008 12:55:47 AM

my people.

5/9/2008 1:16:10 AM

You the same nigga I been lookin for that raped me!

5/9/2008 1:17:41 AM

Coming this fall: Drunk Ho on the Go! immediately following THIS IS MY CORNER!--only on FOX Reality!

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=521885


[Edited on May 9, 2008 at 4:27 AM. Reason : ]

5/9/2008 4:21:37 AM

anybody wanna see young jeezy kill george bush shawty?

yah nga yah! get out my face! yah! yah! yah! get out my face!

can I get a minute? Ay!

yah! yah! yaaaaaaaahhhh! get out my face! get out my face! I want my sheep! I want my sheep!

somebody give me a phone shawty.



A+++++ thread!

5/9/2008 7:48:45 PM

bix nood

5/9/2008 7:51:59 PM

Wow.

5/9/2008 7:58:49 PM

I mean....I wouldn't show my face either around these parts if I were crackmonkey

5/9/2008 8:04:41 PM

Quote :

"here in Charlotte the other week. "

[no]

i didnt even have to read the thread to know thats the marta north-south train running south towards the airport

5/9/2008 9:07:41 PM

congrats
you're the 47th person to realize this is a bullshit thread




want a goddamned sugar wafer or something?
(cookies are bad for you)

5/9/2008 9:09:43 PM

i was just hopin to see some big breasts

im amazed there arent any in this thread yet

5/9/2008 9:11:27 PM