is there a proper way? i got an offer to hang out with this chick at her hotel not far from me, but I don't want to use her for a blow job and the VAG. it's not even really worth hanging out at the bar with her.

i was thinking of just telling her I'm only interested in visiting a chick that I'd be eager to date and how I don't want to user her just go bang it out and then want to leave.

she's not bad looking, but just not something I'd wife proudly.

7/22/2008 6:07:19 PM

just bag it and tag it

7/22/2008 6:08:21 PM

haha ive got a girl this thread makes me think of, absolutely terrible id almost rather not have sex than get with her

7/22/2008 6:11:13 PM

do not call

do not return calls

delete voicemails and texts

she'll figure it out

7/22/2008 6:21:23 PM

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"haha ive got a girl this thread makes me think of, absolutely terrible id almost rather not have sex than get with her"

welcome to the life of anyone even remotely successful

7/22/2008 6:53:37 PM

Just be polite and use these three simple words:

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"DO NOT WANT"

7/22/2008 8:04:28 PM

its not hard to turn down vag if the chick is fucked up

7/22/2008 8:05:09 PM

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"BAG IT AND TAG IT"

7/22/2008 8:05:14 PM

This has happened to me 4 times with the same girl... turned it down every time.

7/22/2008 8:35:52 PM

sounds like you are leading her on

7/22/2008 8:37:12 PM

It's never been loud enough for me to want to turn it down.

7/22/2008 8:37:13 PM

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"Turning down VAG"

means you're gay

7/22/2008 9:15:20 PM

GDC

gradual decline in communication

7/22/2008 9:47:32 PM

Okay. I just poked it. It was terrible. We're both not satisfied. She gave me deep throat and hummed on it for like an hour. As soon as I penetrated I was ready to leave ... Like pull the condom off and leave. How appropriate is this? I did mention I'm unable to eat the box unless I'm willing to wife it.

I think she was aware I'm not wifing it, but how can you turn down 6-7 out of 10 box if it keeps getting thrown at you.

7/23/2008 12:53:40 AM

one day you will score for real

7/23/2008 12:54:32 AM

just reading these threads makes my head asplode

7/23/2008 12:54:46 AM

an hour of deepthroat?

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"YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG"

7/23/2008 12:55:46 AM

i guess i missed the "we back, b" thread. live a life for a few days and look what happens.

7/23/2008 12:55:48 AM

how about having some standards?

7/23/2008 12:56:08 AM

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

7/23/2008 1:15:09 AM

just hit it and call it a day, b.

7/23/2008 1:16:29 AM

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"welcome to the life of anyone even remotely successful"

7/23/2008 8:03:52 AM

I heard anal makes even the most un-wanted chicks hawt.

7/23/2008 8:08:47 AM

It is sad to see a "cartoon" poster like Amsterdam718Drunkenloaded run out of material. This lame attempt at a thread is like watching ALF in the third season - been done (much better) before.

Time to retire, b.

7/23/2008 8:58:00 AM

OH BOY ! this fucking clown ^. how is turning down some pus or wanting to a fictional tale. lay off your internet p0rn, GiGi. People do get laid in real life. even when they don't want the VAG.


anyways, it ended cool. i told her the reason i'm so hesitant when she's phoned in the past is that i'm certain we wouldn't be able to have a relationship due to a lack of similar interests. and the sex is more of a physical thing than true intimacy. i explained i was bothered by that.

she's cool, not like a chick i'd bwn and be done with it like real casual sex, but casual sex with a sort of friend that you're not attracted to on that level is not something i can do. i told her and proceeded to bwn, but I hope our talk doesn't give me anymore more pussy invites. it difficult to turn it down.

7/23/2008 9:23:11 AM

the crazy chick I banged a couple weekends ago won't leave me alone. she keeps sending me messages on myspace like "God I want you inside me" and "come over tonight and let me ride that cock". I already told her that I just want to be friends and that if we keep having sex it will complicate that. One minute she agrees, the next minute I get messages like that. I have gotten to the point now that I just ignore it and hopefully it will take care of itself.

7/23/2008 9:29:53 AM

we find that these things usually work themselves out

7/23/2008 9:32:02 AM

Amsteeer... Amsterdaa... Amsterdamn sure not getting the VAG tonight

7/23/2008 9:38:00 AM

Just be honest with us Amsterdouche. You haven't had real snatch since your gf moved out.

7/23/2008 10:19:17 AM

i get offered VAG by the pound. whether I accept it or not is a different story.

7/23/2008 10:30:01 AM

So basically you're fucking wildabeasts?

7/23/2008 10:41:15 AM

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"Just be honest with us Amsterdouche. You haven't had real snatch since your gf moved out you found that dead hooker in the alley."

7/23/2008 11:20:13 AM

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"So basically you're fucking wildabeasts? "

dude, i probably fucked your girl. if she's at minimum a 6 on a scale of 1-10 then I probably hit it. she probably offered it to me. especially if she was a CHASS major. i'd say a good 40% of CHASS majors were giving up the box in 2004.

7/23/2008 11:41:43 AM

Hey - isn;t thins the exact time/date you are scheduled to be in court?

slit your wrists, g.

7/23/2008 12:11:11 PM

^^ Your 1-10 scale is my .01-.1 scale. I didn't fuck with the fatties like you. And CHASS at NCSU? Might as well have fucked AG and called it a social experiment or something. At least then, you keep your dignity.

7/23/2008 12:19:19 PM

says the bald middle aged guy w/ ed.

7/23/2008 12:22:54 PM

Amsterdam, you're the same as drunknloaded, only he knows he's not cool, and you don't, [insert gay letter here].

7/23/2008 12:23:22 PM

^

7/23/2008 12:25:09 PM

I do believe he was suppose to be in court for cocaine charges the exact time he is posting on TWW.

7/23/2008 12:58:30 PM

oh, i'm sure he'll make something up...whoever has the alias now has been slipping

7/23/2008 1:05:11 PM

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"I do believe he was suppose to be in court for cocaine charges the exact time he is posting on TWW. "

listen, B. i don't have to update tdub on all my legal issues. even though i have. i'm sure i probably indicated at some point that my lawyer got another discontinuance .... and in addition I'm paying another $3500.00 to get it expunged.

7/23/2008 1:13:14 PM

right on que.

7/23/2008 1:18:32 PM

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"my lawyer got another discontinuance"

lol

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"que"

its either cue (the way you wanted to use it) or queue, which is a synonym for line

7/23/2008 1:20:08 PM

GGMon . . . go fuck yourself, bro. Amsterdam718 was written by The Matrix.

7/23/2008 1:30:25 PM

i think amsterdouche generates his threads by picking random words out of a hat

7/23/2008 1:33:44 PM

you happy now. you got more than 5 people to hate me with all of your fucking bitching and complaining. what did i do ? not acknowledge a parody you did of me or something. quit being a fucking douchecycle .... that goes for TroleTacks too. nobody's amused by your bullsh!t. you guys have managed to get 4 or 5 people to hate me and the rest of these fucking leeches follow and add to these dumb comments. i didn't ruin tdub for anyone. if anything I fucking enhanced it. i put it in HD.


you losers can FUCK OFF. i'm done taking the piss.

7/23/2008 1:41:08 PM

so not only are you a liar, but a crybaby as well? cool.

7/23/2008 3:25:34 PM

7/23/2008 3:29:22 PM

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"you happy now. you got more than 5 people to hate me with all of your fucking bitching and complaining. what did i do ? not acknowledge a parody you did of me or something. quit being a fucking douchecycle .... that goes for TroleTacks too. nobody's amused by your bullsh!t. you guys have managed to get 4 or 5 people to hate me and the rest of these fucking leeches follow and add to these dumb comments. i didn't ruin tdub for anyone. if anything I fucking enhanced it. i put it in HD. you losers can FUCK OFF. i'm done taking the piss."

Just snap a pic of yourself with todays date and the entire tdub community will bow down to their god. Seriously, all the haters will instantly have a man crush on you. You will go down in tdub history as the greatest poster ever. Now, you're just a ghost writing little bitch with girl problems and mommy issues. You're bitch made to us now. Rectify that, g. Step your game up.

7/23/2008 3:33:51 PM

GiGi . . . go fuck yourself.

7/23/2008 3:33:59 PM