man, that was funny.



TELL IT AGAIN, HUMAN!

8/6/2008 2:56:37 PM

I do not.

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 2:57 PM. Reason : regale me with a story]

8/6/2008 2:56:56 PM

surely someone is willing to retell this fantastic tale

8/6/2008 2:57:47 PM

I thought that was a joke.

8/6/2008 2:57:54 PM

regale me

8/6/2008 2:58:02 PM

kinda like OmarBadu did last night

8/6/2008 2:58:20 PM

useless without pix story

8/6/2008 2:58:33 PM

I demand entertainment.

8/6/2008 3:00:10 PM

useless without pix story

8/6/2008 3:00:12 PM

i don't recall this

tell the story

8/6/2008 3:02:15 PM

there once was a young lad named evan. this young man's favorite hobbies included posting on TWW, and posting personal information online. evan assumed that it was ok to fuck with BIG BAD PAUL COUSINS one day. so evan posted on TWW an address ( I believe) of PAUL COUSIN'S residence....


to be continued ....

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 3:07 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 3:05:04 PM

paul cousins has a residence on tww?

8/6/2008 3:05:34 PM

i thought paul cousins was dead

8/6/2008 3:06:36 PM

no

that's just silly

8/6/2008 3:06:53 PM

i vaguely remember this incident

8/6/2008 3:11:01 PM

So....continue?

8/6/2008 3:11:45 PM

please go on, i missed this event.

8/6/2008 3:11:58 PM

Paul Cousins did not take kindly to the posting and Mr. Evan lost his jarb

8/6/2008 3:14:57 PM

what was this jarb?

8/6/2008 3:16:16 PM

8/6/2008 3:19:17 PM

well evan was able to obtain PAUL COUSINS' address when Mr. Cousins posted an ad on the ncsu website ...generously offering to pay some student to do some lawn work for him.

Being the villian that evan is, this information was EXPLOITED. Now Mr. Cousins is a pretty level headed, calmM and collected individual. But this ruffled his feathers. NOBODY FUCKS WITH HIS HOMESTEAD .....NOBODY .


it just so happened that evan worked with NCSU at the time. I can't remember in what capacity, though I think it had to do with computing....


heroically and swiftly, Mr. Cousins made 1 phone call to evans manager. evan was quickly removed from his position.

8/6/2008 3:20:25 PM

8/6/2008 3:20:52 PM

Haha TWW campfire stories

8/6/2008 3:21:39 PM

what did paul cousins do to provoke mr. evan?

8/6/2008 3:23:25 PM

Quote :

"what did paul cousins do to provoke mr. evan?"

i dunno but paul cousins can be kind of a dink donk at times. i've never interacted with him on a professional level but he seems like a first class gentleman of the highest caliber.

8/6/2008 3:26:26 PM

It was a dark and sweaty night....
Everything was going swell......
Until POP! (screaming)
Evan pulled out.

8/6/2008 3:26:57 PM

Quote :

"i dunno but paul cousins can be kind of a dink donk at times."

this made me lol
a dink donk?

8/6/2008 3:27:48 PM

first hand experience tells me he is indeed a professional, calm, and collected person...
with a job like his i cant say id be the same

8/6/2008 3:29:20 PM

well you see, evan was a heartless, sadistic, and unkind soul. he didn't want Mr. Cousins' yard work to be done. Nor did he want any student to earn extra money. so he posted this information in the hopes that someone would VANDALIZE property.

Mr. Cousins did nothing to provoke this. He only did the job that NCSU hired him to do!





in shame, evan briefly adopted a new name...an alias if you will. so that he could harass others! the dreaded leopluradon...which ironically is a FAT ASS sea creature of long ago.

8/6/2008 3:30:02 PM

this thread blows

8/6/2008 3:32:01 PM

scandal!

8/6/2008 3:35:13 PM

not as much as paul cousins probably thinks i'm a criminal and an idiot

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 3:38 PM. Reason : .]

8/6/2008 3:38:28 PM

i sense some bits of sarcasm. anyway, about when did this shendig take place?

8/6/2008 3:40:02 PM

that leo alias was posting over a year ago right?

8/6/2008 3:41:08 PM

shindig?

8/6/2008 3:41:46 PM

who the fuck is paul cousins?

8/6/2008 3:41:55 PM

what the fuck is the internet

8/6/2008 3:42:50 PM

I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

8/6/2008 3:43:14 PM

who the fuck is chuck amato?

8/6/2008 3:43:29 PM

HOW COULD I LIIIIIIVEEE


WIFFFOUT J00

8/6/2008 3:44:15 PM

paul cousins is that guy who thinks we don't know he checks the facebooks.

8/6/2008 3:44:17 PM

yes shindig. i was going to use the word shenanigan and changed my mind right after the 'e'

8/6/2008 3:45:12 PM

what the hell is facebooks?

8/6/2008 3:45:56 PM

exactly why no one should post where they work/live/eat at. motherfuckers will burn your trailer down.

8/6/2008 3:46:36 PM

this would have happened 1.5 - 2.5 years ago. right after the noble Mr. Cousins was busting certain people's chops

8/6/2008 3:48:26 PM

i wouldn't say it was 2.5 years ago, cause i remember the incident and i don't think i've been on here that long (hopefully i don't get pwnt by user info)

I would guess last summer or spring

8/6/2008 3:50:03 PM

lmao

what really happened:

he posted the address of his house in an ad for yard work
i looked up the info in the (publicly available) wake county tax database
posted (among other things) the value of the house, a picture of it, etc.

i had worked for ITD in the past, was talking to a previous manager about working for them again, was going to do so

this previous manager saw that post on tww, sent me an email saying that they like to be on paul's good side, so they were putting a moratorium on rehiring me.

it really wasn't a big deal... in fact, i'm glad it happened, otherwise i wouldn't have the excellent job i have now at SAS.

8/6/2008 4:04:06 PM

callin' a nga by his first name like yall roll deep

[Edited on August 6, 2008 at 4:05 PM. Reason : YOU DONT KNOW ME WHERE MY DOO RAG AT]

8/6/2008 4:05:11 PM

listening to black people talk to each other makes me lol sometimes

there was a couple of pretty good quotes at lunch today but i forgot them

8/6/2008 4:06:50 PM

set em up

8/6/2008 4:07:56 PM