Now he is assistant teaching one of my classes....

8/28/2008 2:24:18 PM

lol

8/28/2008 2:24:58 PM

Did he turn you down?

Were you brought up on conduct charges? Sexual harassment?

Would you like to be?

8/28/2008 2:26:09 PM

awesome


GG

8/28/2008 2:27:12 PM

instant A or instant F?

8/28/2008 2:28:30 PM

i at least had enough sense to wait till grades were in to do it I just sent him an e-mail which i didn't get a reply back from.

lol, pwnt

8/28/2008 2:32:14 PM

so he's
1) gay
2) likes ugly chicks/has no confidence
3) is going to approach you in a way that doesn't leave a paper trail

8/28/2008 2:35:12 PM

Jen,
im going to have to ask you to stay after class for some tutoring.

8/28/2008 2:36:17 PM

i slept with the TA in my roommate's Biology class my senior year. i found out the next day she was engaged.

8/28/2008 2:38:52 PM

Ok, GraniteBalls

[Edited on August 28, 2008 at 2:39 PM. Reason : ^whore buffet]

8/28/2008 2:39:00 PM

so try again

8/28/2008 2:40:43 PM

girls asking guys out ftw

8/28/2008 2:41:01 PM

I tried to hammer that into a girl's head last night.

She's relatively normal, so of course, it didn't stick.

She doesn't realize the guy IS into her, and afraid of 'changing things'

:carlface:

8/28/2008 2:43:14 PM

she should ask him out


we love it

8/28/2008 2:45:00 PM

I could hammer something else into somewhere else.

8/28/2008 2:45:04 PM

Quote :

"she should ask him out we love it"

I told her this.

I hope she takes it to heart. He sounds like a very good guy, and by all accounts, interested as hell.

I think I'm gonna have to explain to her what a friend zone is, and how discouraging it is to guys, and what happens when you all get put there. Maybe that'll spur her to say something

8/28/2008 2:47:55 PM

there is actually more to my story, but I'll let it die

8/28/2008 2:49:32 PM

wait what?

I dont think i told you bout this last night did I? And i dont think you told me to ask him out, did you? Why dont i recall any of this

8/28/2008 2:50:03 PM

Dear Ta,

I have ben in youre class for the past six-teen weeks and you have really caught my eye. If your not doing anything over brake, shoot me and emale and maybe we can get toogether.

Jen

8/28/2008 2:50:05 PM

bwn?

8/28/2008 2:51:23 PM

lol @ s2 my boo

8/28/2008 2:51:35 PM

Quote :

"I dont think i told you bout this last night did I? And i dont think you told me to ask him out, did you? Why dont i recall any of this"

Ambien

8/28/2008 2:53:06 PM

Quote :

"Dear Ta, I have ben in youre class for the past six-teen weeks and you have really caught my eye. If your not doing anything over brake, shoot me and emale and maybe we can get toogether. Jen"

fucking win right here

8/28/2008 2:54:07 PM

^ yeah that was well done

No, i was at the bar when i talked to you. Why would you tell me i should go for it, there isn't anything to go for

8/28/2008 2:55:40 PM

hahahahahahhahahaaha

8/28/2008 2:55:56 PM

I'm fucking with you, woman


We didn't talk at all last ngiht

8/28/2008 2:57:00 PM

yes we did, you told me about your bathing suit

8/28/2008 2:57:45 PM

you know i hit that

8/28/2008 2:59:10 PM

what are the chance of this guy reading this thread

8/28/2008 2:59:41 PM

Quote :

"yes we did, you told me about your bathing suit"

oh, online

durrr
but nah, my posts aren't about you, you conceited cocksucker <3

8/28/2008 3:00:48 PM

i had a few students ask me out.



it was pretty awesome

8/28/2008 3:01:14 PM

[Run]
Two years ago, a friend of mine
Asked me to say some MC rhymes
So I said this rhyme I'm about to say
The rhyme was Def a-then it went this way
Took a test to become an MC
And Orange Krush became amazed at me
So Larry put me inside, his Cad-illac
The chaffeur drove off and we never came back
Dave cut the record down to the bone
And now they got me rockin on the microphone
And then we talkin autograph, and here's the laugh
Champagne caviar, and bubble bath
But see ahh, ah that's the life, ah that I lead
And you sucker MC's is who I please
So take that and move back catch a heart attack
Because there's nothin in the world, that Run'll ever lack
I cold chill at a party in a b-boy stance
And rock on the mic and make the girls wanna dance
Fly like a Dove, that come from up above
I'm rockin on the mic and you can call me Run-Love

I got a big long Caddy not like a Seville
And written right on the side it reads 'Dressed to Kill'
So if you see me cruisin girls just a-move or step aside
There ain't enough room to fit you all in my ride
it's on a, ah first come, first serve basis
Coolin out girl, take you to the def places
One of a kind and for your people's delight
And for you sucker MC, you just ain't right
Because you're bitin all your life, you're cheatin on your wife
You're walkin round town like a hoodlum with a knife
You're hangin on the ave, chillin with the crew
And everybody know what you've been through

Ah with the one two three, three to two one
My man Larry Larr, my name DJ Run
We do it in the place with the highs and the bass
I'm rockin to the rhythm won't you watch it on my face
Go Uptown and come down to the ground
You sucker MC's, you bad face clown
You five dollar boy and I'm a million dollar man
Youse a sucker MC, and you're my fan
You try to bite lines, but rhymes are mine
Youse a sucker MC in a pair of Calvin Klein
Comin from the wackest, part of town
Tryin to rap up but you can't get down
You don't even know your english, your verb or noun
You're just a sucker MC you sad face clown
So D.M.C. and if you're ready
The people rockin steady
You're drivin big cars get your gas from Getti

[D.M.C.]
I'm D.M.C. in the place to be
I go to St. John's University
And since kinde-garten I acquired the knowledge
And after 12th grade I went straight to college
I'm light skinned, I live in Queens
And I love eatin chicken and collard greens
I dress to kill, I love the style
I'm an MC you know who's versatile
Say I got good credit in your regards
Got my name not numbers on my credit cards
I go Uptown, I come back home
with who me myself and my microphone
All my rhymes are sweet delight
So here's another one for y'all to bite
When I rhyme, I never quit
And if I got a new rhyme I'll just say it
Cause it takes a lot, to entertain
And sucker MC's can be a pain
You can't rock a party with the hip in hop
You gotta let em know you'll never stop
The rhymes have to make (a lot of sense)
You got to know where to start (when the beats commence..)

8/28/2008 3:06:07 PM

I'm totally gonna hit on my English instructor after the semester is over. He is swoonworthy.

8/28/2008 3:08:33 PM

i hit on my professor once...she said i was sweet

8/28/2008 3:10:53 PM

dnl i've seen you before. She probably thought you were considerably unattractive

8/28/2008 3:12:32 PM

dag

8/28/2008 3:15:28 PM

^^probably?

skewfield wouldn't even hit that shit

I could see dnl being turned down by a crackhead prostitute. At least til he ponies up another $100.

8/28/2008 3:17:00 PM

i subsequently told her she was still fertile

8/28/2008 3:17:56 PM

^^ dag

8/28/2008 3:26:26 PM

lol i dont get where she came up with the skewfield thing from

8/28/2008 3:28:03 PM

this thread is chock full of win.

8/28/2008 4:15:18 PM

Quote :

"CORN KERNEL TEETH"

8/28/2008 4:21:41 PM

I have never had an attractive instructor.

8/28/2008 5:03:25 PM

Quote :

"Jen, im going to have to ask you to stay after class for some tutoring motorboating. "

8/28/2008 5:13:30 PM

Same thing happened to me, except I didn't ask him out. Really wanted to, and the second time around he was just as adorable. Then I really couldn't ask him out. Grumble.

8/28/2008 5:57:35 PM

Quote :

"I think I'm gonna have to explain to her what a friend zone is, and how discouraging it is to guys, and what happens when you all get put there. Maybe that'll spur her to say something "

ambrosia#s: going to bat for tww guys since 2003. gg

8/28/2008 6:02:44 PM

she told me what she sent him

everything was spelled correctly

but the "i think you're cute" line wasn't all that convincing because of word choice

8/28/2008 6:05:31 PM

I have some cute chicks in my E101 class, that'd be awesome if they asked me out

8/28/2008 6:12:22 PM

Dear TA,

Would you like to meet up for dinner and perhaps a game of frisby?

-Jen

I'm walls1441 and i approve of this message.

8/28/2008 6:18:33 PM

set em up

8/28/2008 6:18:51 PM