Vote Lionfish / Eel. They're the most relevant candidates in 200 years of US Government.

9/1/2008 6:23:07 PM

Lionfish / Eel on Healthcare:
"Change your water, niggas"

Lionfish / Eel on the oil crisis:
"Fuck your oil crisis, don't yall bitches know how to swim?"

L / E on abortion:
"If you were responsible, you wouldn't have swum through that cloud of sperm to begin with"

L / E on global warming:
"Shit seems pretty straight to us underwater..."

Lionfish / Eel on Illegal Immigrants:
"They got frozen fish? If so, we say let em in."

L / E on pollution:
"WE DONT SHIT IN THE KITCHEN IN YOUR HOUSE, DO WE? HOW ABOUT A LITTLE RESPECT, YO"

[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 6:27 PM. Reason : cleaned it up]

9/1/2008 6:26:47 PM

I would say "man, I have no clue what you corny ass kids are talking about now days" but both of you are old too...

9/1/2008 6:30:21 PM

THIS JUST IN:

Eel's daughter is about to spawn, and it is estimated she will lay approximately 17,000 eggs. This may be damaging to the campaign

9/1/2008 6:32:39 PM

Oh snap!


Lionfish is gonna be PISSED.

9/1/2008 6:33:24 PM

I knew he should have picked Angelfish or Seahorse as his running-mate

9/1/2008 6:35:03 PM

dude, Seahorse is a conniving asshole

9/1/2008 6:38:23 PM

True, and I heard Angelfish had some issues with drugs back in the day.

9/1/2008 6:39:51 PM

SEX SCANDAL!

9/1/2008 6:41:43 PM

dude, everyone knows Octopus is a whore

9/1/2008 6:42:23 PM

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!

9/1/2008 8:44:23 PM

9/1/2008 8:46:35 PM

not bad for 10 minutes in photoshop, eh?

9/1/2008 8:47:58 PM

ahaha

9/1/2008 8:48:33 PM

9/1/2008 8:48:46 PM

best thread on tdub so far this month.

9/1/2008 9:20:23 PM

i think this could work, but i need to make a bigger campaign poster

9/1/2008 9:23:43 PM

9/1/2008 9:30:59 PM

Glad to be a part of this.

9/1/2008 9:44:46 PM

I think Lionfish and Eel would have a much more progressive and environmentalist agenda

9/1/2008 10:04:02 PM

Lionfish is all about invading, though.

9/1/2008 10:29:20 PM

I would say "man, I have no clue what you corny ass kids are talking about now days" but both of you are old so...

9/1/2008 10:43:54 PM

basically, a Lionfish and an Eel would have about the same chance as the candidates we currently have running. does that help?

9/1/2008 10:45:12 PM

i would vote for them

9/1/2008 10:45:34 PM

Lionfish has the muscle, and Eel has the brains

9/1/2008 11:01:59 PM

We've got to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

9/1/2008 11:04:13 PM

I found the campaign song. Shit is hotness......da realness. FYAH BUN DEM!!!



Badmon don appologize to no battybwoy
If you dis black woman, I gunshot ya bwoy


[Edited on September 1, 2008 at 11:30 PM. Reason : Italics]

9/1/2008 11:24:29 PM

That took entirely too fucking long. I'm going to bed.

9/2/2008 12:54:19 AM

^ oh snaps

that is awesome

9/2/2008 12:55:31 AM

^^ is better than mine

9/2/2008 8:17:55 AM

I dont know what would be worse...Obama or Lionfish...

9/2/2008 9:10:43 AM

Let me know how I can better help this campaign.

I have many many talents that I believe can be beneficial to helping Lionfish/Eel get into The White House.

9/2/2008 9:14:28 AM

Quote :

"I dont know what would be worse...Obama McCain or Lionfish..."

9/2/2008 9:25:54 AM

^x6
That graphic fuckin' wins.

9/2/2008 10:20:33 AM

BTTT

9/2/2008 3:18:02 PM

I like how the Eel in the second grafic looks kinda like Obama

9/2/2008 3:49:03 PM

Quote :

"L / E on abortion: "If you were responsible, you wouldn't have swum through that cloud of sperm to begin with" L / E on global warming: "Shit seems pretty straight to us underwater...""

LMFAO

9/2/2008 3:55:37 PM

bttt

9/2/2008 5:56:47 PM

hahah that eel is so lazy in the pic i made


you can tell i got tired of doing it around then


the lionfish took too much out of me, and by the time I got to the eel I was like "man... fuck this. *line* *line* *line* *paintbrush* *paintbrush* *circle tool* *circle tool* - that looks like a passable eel. DONE."

9/2/2008 6:06:35 PM

Well Eel is the VP candidate, so he doesn't matter anyway.

9/2/2008 6:12:42 PM

True.

9/2/2008 6:58:39 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present your President and Vice Presidential Candidates!

9/2/2008 8:16:15 PM

It's catching on:

http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=207c4c494f4e46495348

9/5/2008 5:53:54 PM

I feel that Lionfish completely dominated Rhinoceros in the debate tonight.

9/27/2008 1:36:20 AM

It is time for REAL CHANGE. Change that will fuck you up if you reach into the tank.

9/30/2008 9:25:45 PM

Who is LIONFISH?

9/30/2008 9:29:04 PM

don't act like you don't know Lionfish

9/30/2008 9:30:45 PM

what the hell?

9/30/2008 9:30:46 PM

woowoo

11/3/2008 10:35:51 AM

I went to vote last week and Lionfish/Eel was not on the ballot. I was OUTRAGED!

11/3/2008 10:37:25 AM