Brett: Yeah. i don't think he will remember this. I've put him to bed twice already

9/9/2008 1:17:33 PM

"On Friday, September 5, 2008 I was sworn in as a citizen of the United States of America"

I have no fucking clue who its from or who it could be

9/9/2008 1:19:46 PM

something I can't post

9/9/2008 1:19:48 PM

Danny: My asshole hurts and my mouth tastes like saltwater....and what was up with the stack of $20s on my pillow?

9/9/2008 1:20:06 PM

Nathan: Nope

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/9/2008 1:20:11 PM

Paul: God i love the piano

9/9/2008 1:21:22 PM

Tim: hell yeah i lick toes

9/9/2008 1:21:49 PM

Alex: Lolol sup with you my nig?

9/9/2008 1:21:57 PM

Quote :

"some chick showed me her tits so she could park for free"

-Saps

9/9/2008 1:22:52 PM

hahahahaha

i got the same message yesterday

he's a mass-texter he is

9/9/2008 1:23:49 PM

Evan: some guy showed me his dick and i let him park it for free (ifyanowatimean)

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

9/9/2008 1:26:15 PM

Quote :

"i heart you"

9/9/2008 1:27:05 PM

get that mushy shit outta here

9/9/2008 1:28:57 PM

it was from your mom

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 1:32 PM. Reason : dur]

9/9/2008 1:32:11 PM

"thank you, love you both"

9/9/2008 1:33:02 PM

^^and that joke was from 1993

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : dsgdsgdsfgdsfgs]

9/9/2008 1:33:08 PM

Quote :

""On Friday, September 5, 2008 I was sworn in as a citizen of the United States of America""

does no one else think thats strange as fuck?

the only person I could think that would send that would be our favorite cab driver, Fish....but that would be weird for him to send me a text message

9/9/2008 1:33:29 PM

"just delete my fantasy team now, i quit"


he has tom brady as his qb. vince young is his backup qb. and dallas clark is his Tight end. haha

[Edited on September 9, 2008 at 1:35 PM. Reason : rtret]

9/9/2008 1:33:59 PM

"YOU GONNA GET RAPED"

9/9/2008 1:39:14 PM

"you'll find one soon"

9/9/2008 1:39:52 PM

"Thought you would want to know Mike _____ and Becky are engaged."

9/9/2008 1:41:09 PM

Rosalie: "I wish u & the little all the luck in the world 2day. Love u!"

-Received: Fri Sep 5, 12:34 pm

9/9/2008 1:41:45 PM

Received: Death?

I'm walls1441 and i approve this message.

9/9/2008 1:42:09 PM

'you killed in fantasy football last week.

9/9/2008 1:43:22 PM

"Happy Birthday!
Uncle Gary"

9/9/2008 1:45:54 PM

yep. ima look perty hehe

9/9/2008 1:46:38 PM

"Haha i was jk! But okay ttyl"

9/9/2008 1:49:23 PM

"Ruckus?"

9/9/2008 1:52:52 PM

Quote :

""just delete my fantasy team now, i quit""

haha that sounds like a good move


mine is: "Check it when I get to work"

9/9/2008 1:59:58 PM

weird, i thought about doing this exact thread a few days ago

elkaybie: ok barney

9/9/2008 2:05:57 PM

i haven't gotten a text message all day which is really weird


someone change that

9/9/2008 2:13:58 PM

gimme dem digitz

9/9/2008 2:20:27 PM

idkmybffjill

9/9/2008 2:21:45 PM

i want a textual relationship

9/9/2008 2:22:56 PM

we can be text "friends"

9/9/2008 2:25:22 PM

sex last night was amazing!! i can't believe i came that many times.

9/9/2008 2:25:29 PM

clever!

9/9/2008 2:25:50 PM

he mistakenly forgot to put "anal" at the beginning of that message.

9/9/2008 2:27:09 PM

"Yeah I read the e-mail"

9/9/2008 2:27:16 PM

ok legitimately it was a text to indicate that my opponent next week in one of my ff leagues has changed his projected starting lineup and a rundown of their selection.

9/9/2008 2:32:52 PM

Michhami Dukkadam

9/9/2008 2:32:56 PM

durka durka?

9/9/2008 2:35:05 PM

Quote :

"On Friday, September 5, 2008 I was sworn in as a citizen of the United States of America"

that was Raj


and my last message:

"still awake?" from a girl who wanted me to meet her at saucer earlier in the night last night

9/9/2008 2:37:01 PM

Quote :

"i haven't gotten a text message all day which is really weird someone change that"

yea its gettin kinda ronery. Somebody plz say hello

9/9/2008 2:38:35 PM

Quote :

"Happy Xmas"

from mcfluffle on christmas day at 4:05pm.

9/9/2008 2:40:21 PM

Quote :

"gimme dem digitz"

9/9/2008 2:40:52 PM

K

from my mom

9/9/2008 2:41:16 PM

Quote :

"haaaaaaaay poop!"

9/9/2008 3:05:13 PM

Quote :

"ha ha ok but by law I have to tell you im a registered text offender"

9/9/2008 3:07:25 PM

Quote :

"set em up"

9/9/2008 3:10:18 PM