No need for introductions.
I know you.
You know me.

For years we have been playing this cat and mouse game and I will say, you are incredibly good. Your keen, if not paranormal, sense of overtime and illegal parking is remarkable. I have been fully astounded on several occasions when I find a ticket that has been written less than five minutes after time has expired or when I park in an extremely obscure space.

And was I scared when you added Officer 28 to your arsenal? No. In fact it made me work harder. Even though his parking clairvoyance was in no way par to yours, he or she held his own.
Very respectable.

I am in no way asserting that I did not deserve these tickets. In fact I certainly did on most occasions. What can I say? It became a game. And although I was able to get away with it the majority of the time you kept me on my toes.

I can only hope that parking services has given you two a raise or commendation.

But today, today you have messed up.
I hold in my right hand an overtime ticket for parking space 149 at 11:59 am.
In my other a receipt, yes a receipt, for the aforementioned parking spot paid for at 10:49am that expires at 11:59 tonight.

You don't get my $10 this time.

na na na-na na.

sincerely,
joie

9/30/2008 4:54:34 PM

SUMMARY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

9/30/2008 4:57:54 PM

hahaha ^

how are you today?

9/30/2008 4:58:37 PM

i too hate parking nazis

9/30/2008 4:58:57 PM

i just conquered the internet, i'm great

maybe you were a few seconds over?

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 4:59 PM. Reason : expires at 11:59:00, ticketed at 11:59:03]

9/30/2008 4:59:18 PM

Dear Inspector 77,



good job inspecting these underwear




-Danny

9/30/2008 4:59:31 PM

5 pages

30 requests for b00bs

9/30/2008 4:59:51 PM

i wish that site that showed you where the buses are also showed you where the traffic cops are

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 5:00 PM. Reason : oh man, did someone say boobs?]

9/30/2008 5:00:15 PM

FDT?

9/30/2008 5:00:58 PM

haha no he ticketed me todayat 11:59 am and it expires tonight 11:59 pm

haha you guys are funny

9/30/2008 5:01:25 PM

maybe his alarm got reset in a power outage and he's 12 hours out of sync with the rest of the world

you're so heartless

9/30/2008 5:03:10 PM

hahahaha

im gonna meet this guy one day and take a picture with him

hes gotten me soooo many times

9/30/2008 5:04:18 PM

that's the start of a porn if i ever heard one

9/30/2008 5:04:59 PM

howd i know that was coming?

9/30/2008 5:06:23 PM

Quote :

"howd i know that was coming?"

9/30/2008 5:08:45 PM

i think my hardhat was inspected by Pam.


anyways, thank you Pam for keeping my dome safe.

9/30/2008 5:09:50 PM

i haven't gotten a ticket on campus in forever

9/30/2008 5:12:29 PM

FDT?

9/30/2008 5:18:24 PM

once those parking cops catch you parkin' dirty.... they'll stick to you like white on rice.

they recognize your car, and they will seek you out. you become the low-hanging fruit that makes their day easier.

why should they work to write tickets, getting out of their cars and inspecting every meter, when they can go hit a dozen or so well-known vehicles and be guaranteed a full days yield.

think about it.

9/30/2008 5:30:44 PM

^aha i know this. ;-)

9/30/2008 5:40:08 PM

LOL, okay i just re-read your OP.

it's a dangerous game you're playing

godspeed

9/30/2008 5:41:43 PM

hahahahahahhaha

9/30/2008 5:43:18 PM

HAHAHAHAH


this reminds me of a letter I wrote in undergrad at UT to the parking bitches for an appeal. I need to look to see if i have a copy somewhere but I remember I said something like "I was driving through campus when I started to think about how god damn efficient our parking police are and the thought just made have to vomit from awe... so I parked my car and went inside and came out 4 seconds later and low and behold, a ticket!...."

it went on 2-3 pages, needless to say I lost my appeal but it was published in the student paper at least haa

9/30/2008 5:43:49 PM

10/10

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 5:51 PM. Reason : i, too, have received many tickets from officer 30.]

9/30/2008 5:51:38 PM

maybe if you FDT'd in front of officer 30 he might stop giving you tickets.

lol

9/30/2008 8:20:49 PM

i dont think officer 30 wants to see evan's titties.

9/30/2008 10:58:44 PM

not evan, Joie

9/30/2008 11:06:28 PM

end of the month

my boss got a warning tixet this morning

he says as soon as he was let go with the warning, the cop was pulling someone else

9/30/2008 11:06:41 PM

I bet officer 30 is the dumb fuck who jumped out in front of my car to prevent me from driving into the DC deck. I had no intention of parking in it, I was driving THROUGH it because I was going around construction. As I came in, this dude in with an orange "PARKING" vest on started screaming at me to stop and tried to run out in front of my moving car. I swerved around him and kept going. He said "HO! HO HO HO HO HO!" He didn't say stop, he said "HO." It was very strange.

He then chased me up the ramp to the next floor of the parking lot, yelling my license plate number into his radio. I went around, came down another ramp and left at the other side of the deck. As I left the other side of the DC deck, a white NCSU Transportation (Now called "PARKING ENFORCEMENT" OOOOH, I'M SO FUCKING SCARED OF YOUR NEW TITLE, COCKSUCKER) car came flying around the corner and entered at the entrance further up the street at high speed with his little yellow light on. The fucker really thought he was a police officer or some shit. The driver was convinced he was going to respond to the call, find my car and ticket me. Like I said before, I really hope he went through that entire fucking deck and spent 20 minutes looking for me.

[Edited on September 30, 2008 at 11:11 PM. Reason : ]

9/30/2008 11:09:58 PM

good thread

9/10

9/30/2008 11:10:35 PM

Quote :

"with his little yellow light"

lol


but seriously. don't bust on a man for trying. the dude is going places. i'll bet one day he'll be security guard at Cary Towne Center, running those foul-mouthed mallrats out of the food court.

9/30/2008 11:13:48 PM

^if he only dares to dream he will.

9/30/2008 11:41:36 PM