what is step #2 in the sequence that begins:

Step #1: happening upon half a box of greasy moldy dynamite in the back of an 80yr old barn


?

10/19/2008 12:24:26 AM

a) go east

b) climb tree

c) get egg

d) none of the above

10/19/2008 12:26:23 AM

2) :cat:

10/19/2008 12:27:48 AM

2) explosion.

10/19/2008 12:30:06 AM

ok so the greasy stuff is nitroglyceryn

old and cranky nitroglyceryn


what the fuck can you even safely bury that shit?

10/19/2008 12:32:50 AM

purchase rpg


stand far away


boom

10/19/2008 12:41:14 AM

find a pond and get some food

10/19/2008 12:42:04 AM

i'm under the impression that just remembering a time when someone dropped a lunchtray is almost enough to set the shit off

10/19/2008 12:44:28 AM

call the bomb squad

seriously

dont even try to fuck with that yourself

[Edited on October 19, 2008 at 12:48 AM. Reason : 

10/19/2008 12:47:54 AM

no this happened like twenty years ago to my uncle. SHit's gone now. I'm just wondering how the hell he dealt with it. you know back before we became giant pussies with bomb squads

10/19/2008 12:54:11 AM

imo dynamite is like snakes...i aint affraid to pick that shit up

10/19/2008 12:55:32 AM

Haha didn't you see that episode of Lost?

"Dude... you have some Arzt on your shoulder."

10/19/2008 1:17:25 AM

shouldve pissed on it son, i hear that shit is sterile

10/19/2008 1:18:50 AM

Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis.

10/19/2008 3:02:13 AM

boomstick

10/19/2008 3:03:31 AM

Step 2 is: ...

10/19/2008 3:04:27 AM

The correct answer is:

ROBOTS!

http://firewhirl.com/archives/2006/04/dynamite_dispos.php

10/19/2008 3:12:18 AM

Quote :

"no this happened like twenty years ago to my uncle. SHit's gone now. I'm just wondering how the hell he dealt with it. you know back before we became giant pussies with bomb squads"

either he was extremely careful, or decided to blow it up in place.

10/19/2008 5:27:52 AM