in my calculus class. never so much as said hi to her, andd i want tdub to tell me what to do.

1/14/2009 12:27:12 PM

Say hi.

1/14/2009 12:27:59 PM

show her your 'O' face

1/14/2009 12:28:36 PM

hide under her desk and skeet on her shoe

1/14/2009 12:28:45 PM

step one: say hi

WHATS STEP 2?

1/14/2009 12:28:49 PM

you know, I'm trying to think of a Calculus-related innuendo and drawing a blank

Calculus may be completely devoid of sexual connotation

1/14/2009 12:30:18 PM

Step 2: show her your cock.

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 12:30 PM. Reason : The one with feathers.]

1/14/2009 12:30:26 PM

step 2: insert dick in her mouth

1/14/2009 12:30:50 PM

ok, ok, I got it

ask her if you can integrate vag d[cock] on the closed interval of 8PM to 9PM this evening

1/14/2009 12:32:41 PM

"I wish I were a derivative so i could be tangent to your curves."

STILL LOOKING FOR STEP 2

1/14/2009 12:33:52 PM

Play her "It's Nuthin" by 5050 Twin

Quote :

"1 + 1 = 2, me + her = screw"

1/14/2009 12:34:21 PM

walk up to her and ask her "whats the difference between jam and jelly" when shes looks confused

you inform her that you can't jelly your cock down her throat

1/14/2009 12:35:07 PM

^hahaha

1/14/2009 12:35:41 PM

Step 2: ?

..........

Profit

1/14/2009 12:35:59 PM

are you gonna bang her?

1/14/2009 12:36:16 PM

I KNOW MY CALCULUS YOU + ME = US

1/14/2009 12:36:54 PM

Tape a letter to her desk letting her know.

1/14/2009 12:36:57 PM

Suprise Buttsecks in the middle of class is always the right answer!

1/14/2009 12:37:35 PM

a handwritten letter expressing your affection is the way into her heart

1/14/2009 12:37:44 PM

STEP 2: ???


........



PROFIT???

1/14/2009 12:37:51 PM

YOU!

PLUS SIGN

ME!

EQUAL SIGN

US!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/14/2009 12:38:01 PM

POKE HER ON FACEBOOK

1/14/2009 12:38:46 PM

cos^2(you) + sin^2(me) = 1?

1/14/2009 12:38:55 PM

"Hi. I like your hair. My name is bigego, you may know me from such places as the internet."

1/14/2009 12:40:24 PM

one thing to keep in mind when spitting game: it's not the content that counts as much as just saying something

1/14/2009 12:40:42 PM

I DON'T KNOW HER NAME

1/14/2009 12:40:47 PM

Tell her you are rapidly approaching 8,000 posts on the wolf web

1/14/2009 12:41:47 PM

MOAR LIKE 10K POSTS

1/14/2009 12:42:07 PM

Knowing her name is not necessary to bwn her...

1/14/2009 12:42:12 PM

and that you KNOW OVER 200 WOLFWEBBERS

1/14/2009 12:42:14 PM

hide under her desk and skeet on her shoe

1/14/2009 12:43:30 PM

Tell her you want her to calculate the area under your curve

1/14/2009 12:43:39 PM

oh and get her to post on http://www.euphalo.com

LOL

1/14/2009 12:43:55 PM

i'll let her know i'm a BIG DEAL. PEOPLE KNOW ME.

AND I'M STILL LOOKING FOR STEP 2! 30 MINUTES TILL I LEAVE FOR NEXT CLASS AND NEED ENTERTAINMENTS

I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.

1/14/2009 12:44:12 PM

lawl, i told a girl the jam and jelly joke once and ended up getting some head shortly thereafter

no lie

1/14/2009 12:44:16 PM

^pics or it didn't happen

1/14/2009 12:45:00 PM

you have already been given two options for Step 2

1/14/2009 12:45:18 PM

I'm going to take your integral cause I want to know the area under your curve.

1/14/2009 12:45:44 PM

tell her you want to compound fraction her quadratic formula as her limit approaches ecstasy.

1/14/2009 12:45:49 PM

lol, two shitty options

1/14/2009 12:46:04 PM

GrimReap3r was at my house that afternoon

he can vouch

i didn't take pics at the time but i'll toss some double a's in the camera and see what i can manage this week

1/14/2009 12:46:47 PM

Showing her your cock is not a shitty option.

Pooping on her desk... now that would be a shitty option...

1/14/2009 12:46:57 PM

no no, tell her you're the back of her book, cause you're the answer to her questions.


(the odd ones anyway )

[Edited on January 14, 2009 at 12:48 PM. Reason : x]

1/14/2009 12:47:22 PM

let's get together and work on the integral of e^x

1/14/2009 12:48:59 PM

ask if she wants to get together and work on the hw or something. worked all the time for a buddy of mine.

1/14/2009 12:48:59 PM

WHAT IF ITS THE EVEN ONES?!??!?!

1/14/2009 12:49:07 PM

^^not a terrible option, would seem easier if she didn't sit on the other side of the room from me in assigned seats

1/14/2009 12:50:05 PM

Start a conversation by faking like you give a shit about what she has to say/what she's wearing/etc.

I say fake it b/c we all know that no one cares what women think.

1/14/2009 12:50:23 PM

troof

1/14/2009 12:50:41 PM

Assigned seats? What is this? Middle School?

1/14/2009 12:50:55 PM