Why can I never remember the words when I go to play for people

11/11/2011 11:00:28 AM

I wish we had a cookout around here...I'm craving a thick greasy juicy burger with onion rings. Something with 5000 calories in one bite.

The closest thing to me that could give me that is kinda off limits and the next closest thing is farther than I wanna drive...

Looks like mcdonalds is what I'm going to have to take.

11/11/2011 11:45:13 AM

Good Morning TWW and Happy Friday!

America's Cup Sunday!! whoo hoo

11/11/2011 11:45:37 AM

I still <3 you, GG

11/11/2011 11:46:34 AM

Team GG

Representing the TWW Hospitality crew....when it goes down!

[Edited on November 11, 2011 at 11:47 AM. Reason : f]

11/11/2011 11:46:48 AM

Ok i just have to laugh

i just have to laugh

11/11/2011 11:50:29 AM

Yeah he got you pretty good there man

[Edited on November 11, 2011 at 11:52 AM. Reason : gotta stay in your toes brah you know this]

11/11/2011 11:51:54 AM

im gonna need to to bloody my lip again

11/11/2011 11:57:50 AM

Well just found out my Super pregnant friend is going out with us to celebrate another friend's Birthday Sat night....

She's due a week or less....Her and her husband are insane. I'm about to put money on her water breaking in the club.

11/11/2011 12:17:08 PM

Two catered lunches at the same time in my office today. Do I choose the Mexican or the Italian...

11/11/2011 12:42:43 PM

ugh, i wish i could stomach sweets. making those chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets was tortured.

11/11/2011 12:49:50 PM

i would like to eat a whole tray of what you just described.

11/11/2011 12:50:32 PM

my niece requested my chocolate covered pretzels for her birthday, she liked them last time, but last year I went all out, dipped half a pretzel rod in chocolate and dyed white chocolate to match her cake and drizzled designs on some and put sprinkles on others.

this year i took the easy way out and bought trader joe's pretzel nuggets and dipped them in the melting chocolate that comes in the microwaveable container

11/11/2011 12:54:03 PM

boo for needing a new catalytic converter. yay for the 8yr/80k mile rule for warranty replacement.

11/11/2011 1:18:25 PM

I guess I'll go buy this game, not like I wanted to do anything this weekend anyway.

11/11/2011 2:06:11 PM

good dreams were good last night

11/11/2011 2:08:44 PM

So that's your definition of post worthy

My apologies, Walt Whitman

11/11/2011 2:34:13 PM

Should have known the DMV would be closed today

11/11/2011 2:34:34 PM

I sense a sports talk feud brewing.

11/11/2011 2:39:17 PM

I feel horrible for saying this, but adam sandler has ugly kids

11/11/2011 2:59:51 PM

Still dunno what I'm gonna wear tonight

11/11/2011 3:18:41 PM

That went much better than expected.

11/11/2011 3:27:34 PM

clean desk =

11/11/2011 4:15:11 PM

Want one of those shirts...Hopefully they got good fan gear this Sunday.

11/11/2011 4:15:46 PM

Well news from the doctor wasn't all good...but it wasn't bad at least...looks like things should be kept under control with just a high dose of hormones...just sucks that I'm going to be this crazy emotional for a while until my body can catch up with them.

11/11/2011 6:57:24 PM

*hug*^

11/11/2011 8:08:09 PM

tdub is boring tonight

11/11/2011 8:21:45 PM

suck my dick bighit!

bam! slap you in the face! with my dick!

11/11/2011 8:22:35 PM

Woah...random congestion was random



Please dont be ANOTHER cold

11/11/2011 10:17:31 PM

this is why I dont own guns

11/11/2011 10:29:59 PM

Quote :

"tdub is boring tonight"

ummmm i'm still here
just like i have been
all day
because i am boring

11/11/2011 10:40:38 PM

brap.

11/11/2011 11:10:43 PM

Your VaJayJay is hanging out.

11/11/2011 11:18:02 PM

so i made a status on my facebook basically calling out people who never attended unc for being bandwagon fans, and OF COURSE, i get a bite. this-dude-i-know-from-hs's mom comment's: "simple message. go heels!" i want to be like -- well, i keep it simple for you non-college grads! but she makes really good cookies and i kind of want some this xmas

11/11/2011 11:33:42 PM

wow TWW has been dead all day. guess the cool people went out.

11/11/2011 11:44:29 PM

i am so not cool

11/12/2011 12:01:19 AM

@ goldengirl

11/12/2011 12:01:53 AM

hahahaha....Spontaneous.

11/12/2011 12:21:27 AM

11/12/2011 12:25:36 AM

In case I forget when we are sober, I totally took my hubby into the ladies' bathroom and gave him a bj in there. Being married doesn't mean you can't have fun!!!

11/12/2011 12:38:14 AM

omg
your post just made my night
i spit my water all over the couch

[Edited on November 12, 2011 at 12:46 AM. Reason : ]

11/12/2011 12:45:44 AM

hahaa oh dear!

11/12/2011 12:50:29 AM

......dude.

When you're sober you'll regret posting that on tww.

11/12/2011 12:50:47 AM

Pics or it didn't happen.

11/12/2011 12:58:24 AM

im thinking im awake on a friday night and posting on tww

11/12/2011 12:58:55 AM

it's not a matter of being sober, I'm doing a lot better than I was a few weeks ago...but still...I really wouldnt like to have guns around

11/12/2011 2:02:38 AM

You never know...a gun might save your life one day

11/12/2011 2:16:19 AM

guns are bad, figured you knew that

11/12/2011 2:20:50 AM

No...guns are not bad at all...

Guns are ways to protect yourself, or a way to hunt, or a way to just entertain yourself on a weekend (by plinking at a target)

Guns are also a way I make a living.

[Edited on November 12, 2011 at 2:26 AM. Reason : v]

11/12/2011 2:24:52 AM

I need to get out of this fucking house

11/12/2011 2:54:24 AM