how can I kill a dog by slipping something under the door that cant be traced back to me (aside from them using this thread)

5/15/2009 6:43:39 PM

5/15/2009 6:47:06 PM

5/15/2009 6:47:54 PM

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"by slipping something under the door"

5/15/2009 6:48:34 PM

5/15/2009 6:49:47 PM

Cremation. I know a guy who can hook you up. That's how we got rid of my step-uncle, that alcoholic bastard

5/15/2009 6:49:59 PM

a nondescript piece of cheese would fit nicely.
not that I'm suggesting or anything.

5/15/2009 6:50:01 PM

5/15/2009 6:50:02 PM

cheese is deadly to dogs?

5/15/2009 6:51:10 PM

5/15/2009 6:51:31 PM

5/15/2009 6:52:12 PM

5/15/2009 6:53:07 PM

Something to go IN the cheese . . . it is merely a vehicle for canine consumption.

5/15/2009 6:56:03 PM

but what could I put it in

5/15/2009 6:56:31 PM

I am not chocolate aiding and abetting animal death

5/15/2009 6:58:14 PM

considered that

5/15/2009 7:01:46 PM

Give it some speed but watch out for dem nuts.

5/15/2009 7:02:03 PM

the little fucker has shut up for now, guess it finally got tired

5/15/2009 7:04:51 PM

+

5/15/2009 7:08:59 PM

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"the little fucker has shut up for now, guess it finally got tired ate the cheese"

5/15/2009 7:10:10 PM

newman has ways

5/15/2009 7:35:45 PM

I believe the answer you desire is not to kill the dog, but to get it wasted. Slide a plate half-way under the door; suspend a bottle of beer such that the plate stays full of beer until the bottle is empty. Repeat as needed.

5/15/2009 7:40:08 PM

Look, am I happy that that dog is rotting in hell? Yes.

Did I personally inject a steak with poison and feed it to the dog? No.

5/15/2009 7:46:17 PM

why is it locked up? can you just let it out of wherever it is?

5/15/2009 8:20:56 PM

next time don't puss out and stab it with an ice pick

5/15/2009 9:56:06 PM

5/15/2009 10:05:28 PM

just make friends with it and stop answering the phone

thats what i do when someone annoys me in person

5/15/2009 10:09:05 PM

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"cheese is deadly to dogs?"

No, but chocolate and onions are.

5/15/2009 11:12:51 PM

Onions?

5/15/2009 11:14:12 PM

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"Onions are toxic to dogs. The toxicity is dose dependent, so the bigger the animal, the more onion need be consumed to cause a toxicity. Onion toxicity causes a Heinz body anemia. Heinz bodies are small bubble-like projections which protrude from a red blood cell and can be seen when the cells are stained. This "bubble" is a weak spot in the red blood cell and, therefore, the cell has a decreased life-span and ruptures prematurely. The toxic effect of the onions are the same whether the product is raw, cooked or dehydrated. The hemolytic episode usually occurs several days after onion ingestion (lowest hematocrit around day 5 post ingestion). Daily feeding of onions could have a cumulative effect due to ongoing formation of Heinz bodies versus a single exposure with a wide gap until the next exposure, allowing the bone marrow time to regenerate the prematurely destroyed red cells."

5/15/2009 11:17:37 PM

5/15/2009 11:21:34 PM

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"1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire. 2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be used in other recpies) 3. Cut meat into 1? cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt and garlic for 2 hours. 4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and chopped pineapple and suate until tender. 5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco. 6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread and cook for additional 5-7 minutes."

http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/asia/filipino/00/rec0001.html

5/16/2009 4:01:28 AM

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"why is it locked up? can you just let it out of wherever it is?"

I guess because my neighbors are gone... and I dont have a key to their condo

5/16/2009 9:46:54 PM

oh i thought it was like a roommate's dog or something and it was locked in their room

i was confused

5/16/2009 9:48:25 PM

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"Blend in liver spread"

5/16/2009 10:15:04 PM

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" * you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent. ** smooth liver pate will do as well."

5/17/2009 12:00:54 AM

dude?

http://www.news14.com/Default.aspx?ArID=609832

5/28/2009 1:19:57 PM

engine coolant

5/28/2009 1:21:22 PM

I could try to slip a Hydrashok low recoil 1oz 12 gauge slug under the door at about 1300fps son.

5/28/2009 1:21:56 PM