Best burger in town, knights play golf course, burger w/ everything =

Best steak sandwich in town, Steak, off 15/501 beside barnes & nobles, juicy and delicious

Best food in town, Jamaica Jamaica, at intersection of 55 & 54 beside big lots, get sampler, HOLY ISSUP

8/4/2009 1:50:24 PM

Hmm... Best fuck in town... So many choices.

8/4/2009 1:50:50 PM

best blowjob in town, lafta's mother

8/4/2009 1:51:17 PM

message board...thewolfweb

8/4/2009 1:51:18 PM

the _______ is an expletive free zone, let this be a warning

8/4/2009 1:52:23 PM

oh, i'm sorry

best fellatio in town, lafta's mama

8/4/2009 1:53:19 PM

I think he was talking to DeltaBeta


unless lafta thinks blowjob is a expletive


best gas station food in town: Sheetz

8/4/2009 1:54:43 PM

Best pizza in town?

Answer and I'll tell you how wrong you are in a condescending way.

8/4/2009 1:56:06 PM

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"the _______ is an expletive free zone, let this be a warning"

SKEW MUH SON?! IN CHIT CHAT SON?!

NAW.



I GOT A VOTE FOR THE MOST DISGUSTING BITCH IN TOWN, BUT SINCE THE WORD "BEST" IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE IN THAT CASE SON, I WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A THREAD ABOUT THE "MOST _______ IN TOWN" SON.

8/4/2009 1:57:42 PM

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"Best burger in town, knights play golf course, burger w/ everything = "

really? seems like such a random place

8/4/2009 1:57:46 PM

Best redbox in town -- the one at Harris Teeter off Tryon

8/4/2009 1:57:59 PM

iswydt

8/4/2009 1:58:27 PM

friend chicken

8/4/2009 1:59:40 PM

Best fucking ass kicking in town - DeltaBeta beating the ever living shit out of lafta.

8/4/2009 2:00:31 PM

WHEN DID I WRITE THAT RECENTLY SON?

I WROTE FRIEND CHICKEN SON.

8/4/2009 2:00:49 PM

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"really? seems like such a random place"

i agree, i didnt expect it but i've eaten there 3 times and its confirmed best place
i'd actually drive out of my way to get a burger there

8/4/2009 2:00:56 PM

I'll second Knight's Play having strangely incredible burgers.

8/4/2009 2:02:52 PM

Best Cook-Out in town: Cook-Out - at Cook-Out.

8/4/2009 2:05:35 PM

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"Best redbox in town "

hahah was just gonna post that. gg

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 2:06 PM. Reason : welcome to qfred's women that aren't idiots list]

8/4/2009 2:06:08 PM

^LOOK DUDE

YOU NEED TO BACK THE FUCK OFF

SHE'S MINE

8/4/2009 2:07:24 PM

Haircut

8/4/2009 2:07:26 PM

in all seriousness

best burger = the carnivore at MoJoe's

8/4/2009 2:10:15 PM

Best bum in town, push-up guy on Western

I was going to say Canman but he actually had a car and I assume a home but he seemed like a bum. He always came and took the cans out of our trash and recycling and put our containers out on the street for us. He is also the same guy that was dancing at the fair.

8/4/2009 2:13:46 PM

i <3 Stinky McChillsalot

he always looks so relaxed laying by the food lion sign

8/4/2009 2:15:01 PM

i always call him mr. bojangles... because someone told me that's what they call him and every time i refer to him as that people always know who i'm talking about.

8/4/2009 2:22:28 PM

i think his name is joseph

8/4/2009 2:22:55 PM

No, his name is Jonas. And he'll sing you a song about it.

8/4/2009 2:24:30 PM

idk, i thought they listed it as joseph when he was making football picks for the technician last year.

[Edited on August 4, 2009 at 2:31 PM. Reason : adfs]

8/4/2009 2:31:49 PM

^^ How's his brother doing?

8/4/2009 2:32:14 PM

Eh having trouble with a building or some shit. Foreman broke his hand and it's all gone to shit.

8/4/2009 2:34:40 PM

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"No, his name is Jonas. And he'll sing you a song about it."

hahaha

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"Best pizza in town? Answer and I'll tell you how wrong you are in a condescending way."

Lily's

...and GO!

8/4/2009 2:35:01 PM

I can't argue really. That is good for chick pizza.

It's unacceptable for more than one guy to go there and eat though.

8/4/2009 2:40:02 PM